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Dixie Rednecks
Retired [X] Human

<B>You might be a Dixie Redneck if:</B>
- Your mullet hangs out the back of your helmet
- You sell advertising space on your uniform
- You think Blodge is a car manufacturer
- You keep dreaming of ways to convert your pickup truck into a Death Roller
- Your coach is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt
- The stadium announcer keeps interrupting the match with NASCAR updates
- When someone admires your six-pack, you say "Wanna see me crush the cans on my forehead?"
- All your tatoos are misspelled
- Your star players live in luxurious double-wide trailers
- Your apothecary's preferred anesthetic is Jack Daniels
- You kill yourself trying to block a halfling
- You start the second half of a game with only 4 players standing
- You have all your players knocked off the pitch
- Your Ogre gets killed and your apothecary can't resuscitate him
- You are confused by the word 'resuscitate' in your team bio
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Earl
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
   15 1 4 0 0 2 23/ 110k
(143)k
  
2
Dearl
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   16 1 9 0 0 3 43/ 130k
(163)k
  
3
Cletus
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block
   16 27 1 0 0 0 30/ 110k
(135)k
  
4
Jed
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   15 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(125)k
  
5
Eb
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
6
Gomer
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   3 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 110k
(125)k
  
7
Junior
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 n 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(90)k
  
8
Festus
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Bobby Joe
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   8 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Jethro
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   11 0 0 0 1 4 22/ 130k
(140)k
  
11
Bo
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 70k
(70)k
  
12
Rastus
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12 players  
Coach: DexWarmonger Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (6/5/5) |TD Diff:-1 (21 - 22) |Cas Diff:-13 (9/7/4 - 17/6/10)
Last Opponent: Elf Ballers 08

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Hobbiton HordeHalfling1000k190/2/040k3 - 01020k120/1/180k59k
My Name Is ElfDark Elf1030k50/0/030k0 - 21790k162/0/130k56k
Lowlives in High PlacesChaos Dwarf970k60/0/090k0 - 21000k152/0/070k51k
Rage!Chaos1070k100/1/050k1 - 21110k162/0/040k39k
CanCon WinnersElf1140k192/0/280k3 - 21110k90/0/00k40k
League of Super SauriansLizardmen1260k172/0/070k2 - 11330k101/0/040k70k
Fast as a sharkShambling Undead1320k111/0/060k0 - 31320k161/1/070k43k
Dragons of CuranLizardmen1390k161/0/050k2 - 11380k141/0/230k55k
MorbosiOrc1350k121/0/070k1 - 11430k90/0/050k46k
Mo`droChaos Dwarf1440k160/1/140k1 - 11470k143/0/040k46k
DRD BonesKhemri1460k261/2/150k3 - 21610k171/1/150k77k
Good Sheila'sAmazon1430k131/1/070k1 - 11530k111/0/060k58k
Chaos Emerald SeekersChaos Dwarf1520k90/0/080k1 - 01570k70/0/240k62k
Shame On A NigglerChaos1510k90/0/040k1 - 21520k181/1/280k74k
From The DarkChaos1370k90/0/070k1 - 11430k121/2/040k53k
Elf Ballers 08Elf1460k90/0/040k1 - 11540k151/0/170k65k