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So you wanna be a hobo. Well, it ain’t as easy as you might think. I mean, you can’t just wake up and find yourself homeless, living in an alley and stinking of cheap wine! You gotta work at it. But first lets delve into the many advantages of being a hobo. No rent! The world is your bed and breakfast! Except you don’t actually get a bed and you can forget about the breakfast part. Otherwise, they’re pretty much the same! No bills! Last I checked, you can’t mail a bill to a guy who doesn’t have a mail box. Sure we’re crazy. Crazy like a fox with a lot of mental problems! No girl trouble! Believe it or not, most ladies are not drawn to winos. I know, I know, why wouldn’t a woman be drawn to a rugged, self-reliant outdoorsy type who isn’t afraid of squirrels? You always know where all your stuff is! So long as you keep your shopping cart close. And believe me, you’re going to want to. There are a lot of thieves out there who would kill to get their hands on your prized twist-tie collection. You’re your own boss! If you want to lay in a Dumpster until 3pm (and who doesn’t?), you can! You can lay there all day if you like. And if you lay in the right one, they’ll bring the food right to you! It’s like breakfast in bed and you never know what you’ll get! Also, since you are the boss, make sure you give yourself a lot of breaks. And, if you feel like it, a long, long vacation. Society doesn’t expect much out of you! No one expects you to do nothing! When people start looking for answers to the big questions, like world peace, crime rates and the national deficit, they are very unlikely to hassle you for the answers. Plenty of wine drinking time! You write your own schedule, man. No one can come up to you and say, “Hey, Cincinnati Slim, you sure 7am is a good time to be drinking wine?” Because it just so happens 7am is an excellent time to drink some wine! You can act as crazy as you want! Go ahead, man! Get goofy! People expect it out of you. Don’t let ‘em down! -Cincinnati Slim

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Newashish	Goblin	1000k	23	0/2/0	80k	4 - 2	1000k	16	3/0/0	80k	57k
Heartless Chill	Undead	1130k	8	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1180k	21	2/1/2	50k	57k
Huggables	Goblin	1050k	23	3/0/0	90k	2 - 1	1130k	15	1/0/2	70k	73k
Lhionna Warriors	Human	1040k	17	0/1/0	40k	3 - 3	1000k	22	2/1/1	60k	45k
Disco Samurai Honkytonk Ninjas	Chaos	1120k	11	1/0/0	90k	1 - 4	1000k	23	0/2/0	60k	66k
Black Guard of Naggarond	Dark Elf	1220k	21	0/0/1	100k	4 - 1	1270k	12	1/0/0	70k	62k
WeAreNotFouling	Orc	1370k	18	1/1/0	60k	2 - 2	1520k	21	3/0/1	30k	66k
Navaroth's revenge	Dark Elf	1460k	22	0/1/1	60k	3 - 4	1470k	32	3/1/0	40k	50k
Swirling Sabres	High Elf	1570k	24	1/2/0	20k	3 - 3	1510k	33	3/2/0	50k	63k
Mortal Kombat III	Skaven	1640k	15	1/0/0	30k	2 - 3	1800k	21	1/1/0	50k	91k
Copenhagen Philosophers	Human	1700k	17	2/2/0	80k	2 - 1	1710k	13	1/0/1	40k	69k
Love and Peace	Chaos	1760k	5	0/0/1	70k	0 - 3	1900k	18	2/0/0	80k	89k
Toreador	Undead	1740k	16	0/0/0	20k	3 - 1	1640k	14	2/1/0	30k	55k
Bloodhill Immortals	Orc	1800k	22	1/0/0	0k	3 - 2	2070k	19	3/0/0	0k	35k
Da Bruiserz	Dwarf	1840k	14	1/1/0	10k	2 - 1	1900k	18	1/3/1	50k	55k
Rebroken Necks	High Elf	1780k	30	1/1/0	20k	5 - 1	1500k	12	1/0/0	60k	39k
Preds*Chaos*	Chaos	1870k	19	0/0/0	20k	3 - 1	2070k	10	0/1/0	0k	67k
Green Crushers	Orc	1930k	22	1/0/0	30k	4 - 1	1520k	15	0/3/0	70k	70k
Drive Psychosis	High Elf	1990k	13	0/0/1	40k	1 - 6	1620k	37	2/1/0	40k	72k
Forged for Slaughter	Dwarf	1920k	18	0/0/0	50k	3 - 1	1710k	14	2/1/0	20k	70k
BloodDripping Galvorn	Dark Elf	2010k	12	0/0/0	20k	1 - 5	1870k	31	1/2/0	70k	92k
Silent Bound of Chaos	Chaos Dwarf	2050k	12	0/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1460k	10	0/0/0	30k	56k
Woodwatchers	Wood Elf	2100k	13	0/0/0	30k	2 - 4	1900k	23	1/0/0	10k	45k
Florida Gators	Human	2090k	23	0/0/0	20k	5 - 1	2010k	12	0/0/0	10k	65k
Fast as Light	Skaven	2160k	17	1/0/0	20k	2 - 4	2360k	30	1/1/2	40k	69k
VfB Stuttgart All-Stars	Norse	2020k	14	0/1/0	30k	1 - 5	1660k	31	1/1/1	50k	78k