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Trees and Fat Boys!
Retired [X] Halfling

<b><big>Fear the Fat Boys!</big></b>

<img src=http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c46/belovvmeh/funny/thHappyFatKid.gif>

<b><i>10 POINT GAME PLAN</i></b>
1. Pre-game dinner.
2. Pre-game desert.
3. Play first half.
4. If you get the ball, run forward.
5. If you don't, hit someone.
6. Targets on the floor don't fight back!
7. Half time, check if still alive?
8. Play second half, repeat 4 through 6.
9. Full time, check if alive again.
10. Post game pie!

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Too long have the fat boys of this world been pushed around and made fun of! These fat kids are out for revenge, and they won't stand for any name calling or cake tempting anymore! Nothing will distract them from the ball, not gorgeous women, not free money, not even pies!

Mmmmmm..... maybe pies!

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<b>ALL TIME TOP SQUAD</b>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4687022><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/treeman1.gif title="Willowleaf the Gentle (61 SSP) - Active"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5402603><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/treeman2.gif title="Ashbranch the Elder (20 SSP) - Active"></a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4700342><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1.gif title="Gordon Snackmuffin II (12 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685565><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling2.gif title="Vincent Pie-Eater (11 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685566><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling3.gif title="Chesney Cheesemuncher (31 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4756550><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling4.gif title="† Brian Bacongobbler II (9 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685568><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling5.gif title="Phillip Cakescoffer (16 SSP) - Retired"></a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685570><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1.gif title="† Adrian Beerswiller (18 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6780295><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling2.gif title="Duncan Porksnaffler (6 SSP) - Active"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4928185><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling3.gif title="† Freddy Pastydevourer VI (16 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685574><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling4.gif title="† Vivian Sweetstealer (11 SSP) †"></a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685575><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling5.gif title="Black Forest Barry (24 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5413416><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1.gif title="† Norman Hamhogger III (13 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5834943><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling2.gif title="† Harry Chickenchomper V (31 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4756557><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling3.gif title="Tony Turnip Chewer II (42 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685582><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling4.gif title="Francois ze Master Chef (0 SSP) - Retired"></a>

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<i><small>Yes indeed, we will hire Deeproot (90K) after agreeing to games, drop cash for handicaps, hire extra chefs, foul like its going out of fashion and do everything else in order to cheat you if possible! What else do you expect if you get in the way of evil fat children?</small></i>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Willowleaf the Gentle
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, +MA, Multiple Block, Guard
   37 0 0 0 24 3 63/ 200k
(198)k
  
2
Ashbranch the Elder
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Multiple Block
   22 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 160k
(133)k
  
3
Gordon Snackmuffin IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   13 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 50k
(15)k
  
4
Vincent Pie-eater II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   24 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(20)k
  
5
Brian Bacongobbler III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Chesney Cheesemuncher IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Phillip Cakescoffer VII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   7 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 60k
(15)k
  
8
Adrian Beerswiller IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Duncan Porksnaffler V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 50k
(15)k
  
10
Freddy Pastydevourer VIII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Vivian Sweetstealer VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
Black Forest Barry V
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, +AG
   13 1 3 0 1 1 17/ 90k
(35)k
  
13
Norman Hamhogger V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
Harry Chickenchomper VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:41 (24/5/12) |TD Diff:21 (60 - 39) |Cas Diff:7 (67/47/26 - 52/53/28)
Last Opponent: 1995 Dallas Cowboys

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Vamp my facebookVampire1000k151/1/230k2 - 21000k110/0/070k51k
Daemon's AvengersChaos1050k110/0/050k2 - 11100k152/0/160k67k
BonelordsTomb Kings1060k171/0/150k3 - 01050k151/3/150k62k
BacheOgre1030k100/0/290k1 - 11000k184/0/190k72k
Fouling ManiacsKhemri1100k152/2/090k1 - 01000k71/0/090k87k
A'MnnezNurgle's Rotters1220k151/2/160k2 - 11290k120/1/180k77k
RankersSkaven1190k131/0/060k2 - 11080k223/2/190k67k
World FCOrc1210k243/3/190k3 - 01000k81/0/080k68k
Butchers of NurgleNurgle's Rotters1320k102/0/2140k1 - 01400k20/1/00k62k
ShadowraithDark Elf1390k100/1/0150k1 - 01250k00/0/00k58k
Ulysses' OdysseyDwarf1420k51/1/030k0 - 11080k202/5/070k72k
Los Intocables de Bill HuntingWood Elf1240k134/1/080k2 - 11180k150/1/130k59k
Furia NerissimaDark Elf1230k193/1/090k3 - 01230k91/1/060k71k
Oz PenitentiaryNecromantic1360k120/0/150k1 - 21090k211/1/3110k81k
Big Death For SureOgre1190k203/3/290k1 - 01190k70/1/040k58k
Sylvanian SurfersVampire1330k173/1/060k2 - 01000k192/2/260k63k
Trauma CenterHigh Elf1310k82/2/060k0 - 31250k211/2/070k44k
Little HollywoodHalfling1220k255/4/170k3 - 01280k102/0/280k61k
tragonesHalfling1200k202/4/060k2 - 11290k120/2/050k65k
Divine ForeknowledgeDark Elf1260k141/0/180k2 - 11110k110/1/060k60k
Knights of the Ivory TowerHigh Elf1370k183/1/160k1 - 1970k111/0/0100k75k
BlackViperTomb Kings1460k113/1/080k2 - 01400k91/1/040k75k
DMUber than DMUbDwarf1480k91/2/080k1 - 21470k273/4/390k101k
Morpeth GallowsChaos Chosen1200k140/1/1110k2 - 11200k162/1/190k81k
BB (beardy bastigs)Dwarf1240k70/0/190k0 - 21250k272/3/370k98k
SplooochGoblin1230k202/3/080k2 - 1890k80/0/070k65k
Lord Tilney'sHigh Elf1360k124/0/160k1 - 21030k274/2/090k78k
Lobos Solitarios de UltratumbaNecromantic1440k92/2/040k0 - 31480k222/4/070k85k
Elderon LegionHigh Elf1220k142/1/080k1 - 21000k172/0/090k85k
Lillar'forthElf1240k192/4/0130k1 - 01160k00/0/00k77k
No BodysKhemri1420k42/0/040k0 - 11240k152/1/070k100k
Place of ExecutionOrc1340k170/0/260k3 - 01370k80/1/090k98k
Reavers of Babylon IVChaos Dwarf1440k80/0/180k1 - 21500k212/2/270k97k
Da big UgliesOgre1320k113/0/260k0 - 01100k131/3/0100k92k
TragapiedrasOgre1390k101/1/030k1 - 01000k132/0/260k52k
Chaos Unlimited PowerChaos1330k152/1/050k2 - 01210k90/1/190k75k
Gartloney RatzSkaven1170k152/0/060k2 - 21420k131/0/060k103k
LizarrakLizardmen1270k140/1/280k3 - 01080k112/2/090k76k
GalsAmazon1380k130/2/040k1 - 21480k202/2/160k96k
A Smack in Da Face!Necromantic Horror1250k130/1/1100k2 - 11140k131/2/050k85k
1995 Dallas CowboysDwarf1380k93/0/060k0 - 21340k131/1/260k95k