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TEAM COLOURS - Red
AWAY COLOURS - Gold
HOME STADIUM - Theatre Of Death ( ground share with DLOTP )
CAPACITY - 70,000 including: 500 executive crypts, 850 V.I.P Coffins and 5 miles of catacombes.
TEAM MASCOT - Ketchup Ken - The 10ft tall bottle of sauce.
CHEERLEADERS - The Golden Arches
COACH - Milnestar The Undying
SPONSORS - Kenmucky Fried Children
HALL OF FAME - Wimpey The Gobbo, The Bucket, Zinger

When the new Kenmucky Fried Children opened next to the 'Theatre Of Death' ( home to Dark Lords Of The Pitch ) Milnestar the undying was most unpleased. You see he was giving his team of undead a rest of about 500 years, but when the burger bar opened up the Zombies were drawn to the smell of raw meat and they ended up waking the whole team.

Milnestar decided to re-enter the DLOTP into the Fumbbl league, but after a series of defeats and injuries he sat contemplating the future. From his crypt he had an excellent view over the car park of the K.F.C, much to his dislike. However, this day he was not unhappy at staring at a pile of frozen burger buns when as the break time hooter sounded the Orc Boys nipped into the Car Park for a quick game of football.

Milnestar liked what he saw, there were a couple of big guys who seemed more interested in smashing up a parked car, a couple of even bigger guys who were tucking into a semi-frozen cow, there were some small guys who could run real quick and there was even one dude who could pick up and pass the ball further than 15meters, something Milnestar had not seen in some time.

The undying Lord swooped down to where the green skins were playing, and the rest is history.

The greenskins made their debut in Nov '03 but so far things have not gone to plan, and Milnestar is left realising that his new team is nowhere near as good as his Undead, yet he is addicted to them. He has not seen the sight of spilt blood for some time, and he is almost sending the greenies in for the enjoyment of the sacrifice, and only occasionally remembering about the ball.

However, after a recent invitaion arrived at his crypt for the FUMBBL
coaches dinner and dance evening he has realised he better get his rating sorted out pretty soon !

50 Games Reached - 12th September 2005
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball
n 18 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Stand Firm
  4 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 80k
(50+30)k
 
4
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
  10 10 0 0 0 0 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, Sure Hands
  17 2 1 0 1 3 22/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
8
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Juggernaut, +ST, Guard
  46 0 0 0 16 4 52/76 230k
(110+120)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   17 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard
  15 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
13
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Mighty Blow, Block
  29 0 1 0 8 5 44/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Leap, Sure Feet
  25 3 6 0 1 3 38/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
13 players  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (23/10/22) |TD Diff:6 (77 - 71) |Cas Diff:-9 (47/48/18 - 57/42/23)
Last Opponent: Kamikazes Rojos

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen1000k120/2/040k1 - 21000k161/1/030k14k
QuixoticGoblin1060k132/1/240k0 - 21400k131/0/040k18k
GangstersOrc1130k70/0/120k0 - 11090k122/0/140k19k
WorldEatersChaos1090k100/0/050k1 - 01000k90/0/150k52k
DeathsquadUndead1160k70/1/050k0 - 21170k130/1/030k18k
QuixoticGoblin1210k223/2/140k3 - 01540k60/0/00k9k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen1240k161/1/060k2 - 01070k70/0/130k27k
Springfield ScavengersDark Elf1310k151/0/040k2 - 21370k151/0/120k43k
Wall of ConstantinopleChaos Dwarf1320k80/0/010k1 - 21510k142/0/040k33k
Nailed ShutUndead1350k170/1/030k3 - 01720k71/0/020k33k
turdsGoblin1420k161/2/040k2 - 11300k90/0/020k36k
Nailed ShutUndead1510k160/2/140k2 - 22050k182/1/00k28k
Damn Quick AgainSkaven1460k285/0/040k4 - 11340k80/0/030k35k
Nailed ShutUndead1570k160/1/050k3 - 12180k143/0/00k43k
UnityKhemri1660k200/2/140k3 - 01370k70/1/040k28k
Nailed ShutUndead1650k172/0/050k2 - 22200k171/0/240k44k
UnityKhemri1670k210/2/050k4 - 11520k151/2/040k45k
turdsGoblin1770k273/3/150k3 - 01560k92/0/040k77k
Nailed ShutUndead1830k232/1/150k3 - 01990k70/1/030k73k
Blitzkrieg BluntmastersNecromantic1920k50/0/070k0 - 11930k80/0/080k87k
Nailed ShutUndead2000k140/1/070k2 - 01790k71/0/020k79k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen2040k171/1/050k2 - 21650k110/0/050k65k
UnityKhemri2130k150/0/030k3 - 11630k162/1/110k39k
ShortZ'n'SharpZDwarf2030k80/0/020k1 - 31900k161/0/040k65k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen2070k212/1/040k3 - 12070k141/2/130k82k
UnityKhemri2160k192/0/010k3 - 01810k71/1/050k56k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen2220k100/1/060k1 - 12220k202/4/230k86k
Nailed ShutUndead2070k221/3/130k2 - 01930k120/2/160k78k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen2050k120/2/050k1 - 12360k120/2/030k73k
Damn Quick Yet AgainSkaven2140k212/1/060k3 - 22070k140/0/040k85k
GrumssshOrc2250k70/0/160k0 - 22410k192/1/020k105k
- Guardians Of Destiny -Dwarf2330k70/1/020k0 - 22300k162/1/040k90k
Unbemalt IIOrc2220k50/0/020k0 - 22020k191/2/170k115k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen2110k150/1/130k1 - 22340k191/2/160k96k
Wolfen Sheeps ClothingNecromantic1980k170/2/140k2 - 11240k90/0/070k78k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen2050k100/0/120k1 - 02270k122/1/030k98k
Nailed ShutUndead2090k151/0/120k2 - 11960k110/1/050k90k
Otto's Little ExperimentSkaven2140k121/1/070k1 - 11920k152/1/060k125k
Winter NightsNurgle's Rotters2230k50/0/040k0 - 32120k182/0/190k121k
Disgruntled EvangelistsChaos2270k111/1/040k0 - 22080k212/2/170k96k
Dark Dwarfs of DoomChaos Dwarf2230k151/1/070k2 - 11970k184/2/060k90k
Good Ones auuuuuuNecromantic Horror2340k70/1/020k0 - 11970k80/0/080k99k
InkaprettatoriChaos2370k90/1/040k0 - 22430k255/4/130k119k
Verde MorteOrc1770k110/0/120k1 - 11610k141/1/040k46k
El Diablos Hobra IINecromantic1820k81/0/020k0 - 21760k151/1/060k72k
Nightmare WanderersNecromantic1840k121/0/110k1 - 11470k121/0/160k72k
Ball O' MaltDwarf1880k102/0/00k0 - 11630k80/0/150k56k
Semiconcious Liberation Army !Goblin1780k244/1/050k2 - 01870k60/0/170k85k
BryghusetChaos Dwarf1890k80/0/050k0 - 31630k211/0/180k80k
censored DentroChaos1460k150/1/050k2 - 01270k81/0/060k59k
Fleshless Claws IncNecromantic1540k122/1/070k0 - 21330k241/3/250k73k
Aegis EternumDark Elf1410k132/1/040k0 - 51260k280/1/170k82k
Doxology of HuitzilopochtliLizardmen1360k111/1/140k0 - 21450k131/0/020k37k
Hospitaller's Grand MastersElven Union1500k211/2/120k2 - 21510k161/0/060k26k
Kamikazes RojosNecromantic Horror1490k91/1/060k0 - 11460k81/0/050k33k