Recent Forum Topics  FUMBBL HAIKU'S

Borg Invasion

SWL Season CI

We hates dem wimpy 'umanz, We 'ates dem stunty Dwarveziz We'ate dem stinking dead men, And we really bloody 'ate 'dem poncy Elf twerps. We want Lizard Gizzards, and rat's guts and Hummie heads! We want's to be spillin' blood, and breakin' bones! We's gonna hear you crying and cursin' and moanin' We's gonna win, and you can't stop us! WAAAAAAAAGH! War poem from legendary Goblin poet Zigfreed Zoom-Zoom. *It's worth noting that many Goblins and other Orc 'Employees' will attempt to humor their slave-masters in order to earn their favor, and avoid the humilation, beatings, and death through exhaustion that often results from being on the lower rungs of Orc society. It almost never works but apparently the Orcs like Zigfried's ability to create (what they hear as) rhyming poems, and his (in their bizarre opinion) eloquent use of wording. The them he creates works that are like the gentle caress of clasical music. Classical music that makes an average Orc just want to rip someone apart.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
WenkTeam	Ogre	1000k	17	1/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1000k	13	0/1/0	40k	55k
Vienna Gobliners	Goblin	1060k	11	2/1/1	40k	0 - 0	1080k	11	0/2/0	40k	56k