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Unicorn Conference


After an unimpressive 1/3/3 debut season, team Captain Hangar Litchen was eaten alive by the rest of the Phalanx as a sacrifice to the Plague God. They took it in turn to use the 'prized' Morien division wooden spoon for their foul meal of diseased Rotterflesh.

The Thirteenth season was another season of mediocrity for the Phalanx, ending up in mid-table obscurity in the Great Albion regional with two wins. However, league dropouts meant the Phalanx obtained a promotion beyond their capacity... which earned Gustav Hartmann another season in his captaincy.

The Fourteenth season was not, however, well-fated. The Phalanx had already trimmed their budget to prepare for a regional season only to find themselves in the conferences playing larger, better-trained teams. Their surviving strength bumbled through the season without a win and scoring only two draws, resulting in a trip back down to the regionals... and without Gustav Hartmann, who had finally succomed to career-ending injury.

Hoster Puukraan took over the captaincy of the Phalanx for season 15. Rejuvinating a tired side with fresh blood and new noxious viruses, he led the Phalanx in a triumpant slug that saw them win games against Grand Designs, Jotunheim Yetis and That Be Bristle which, thanks to the collapse of the Dwarf Team Engineers of Fate (most likely cursed pawns of the God of Change), saw the Bubonic Phalanx rise to take the Great Albion regional trophy.


The sixteenth season saw the Phalanx in the Unicorn conference, breaking even with wins against Tal'kazan Tunnelfighters and Psychedelic Breakfast, whilst losing to the Dutch Disciples and the Wergild Enforcers. However, with two teams (The Nehekharan Incantations and the White Isle Warriors) collapsing entirely, the Phalanx managed to place third for the season.

And then came the seventeenth season. The Dragon Conference fared dissapointingly for the Phalanx from the beginning, with only a win against the Clean Guys Haters (who had been quite mellow when facing filthy diseased disgusting rotters) and with Team Captain Hoster Puukraan putting his back out after a game against Rip Tide; but worse was to come. A dreadful showing against the Seventh Circle Hedonists near the end of the season led to half of the Phalanx's then-current roster being killed or forcably retired from the sport due to crippling injuries. Relegated and with only half a team remaining, the Phalanx disbanded, removing themselves from the league to make way for Some Old Codgers...

Bubonic Phalanx returned in the 21st season! But with all their old Beastmen players hit with a debilitating curse that slowed them, made their horns fall out and increased their rate of decay, the new season was one of re-building out of necessity... despite this, it seemed many other teams were in equally ill or worse shape, and the Phalanx managed to hang on in the Conference, Mid-Table.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Tackle
  25 0 7 0 13 1 52/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
2
Bloater
3 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, Claw
-ma, m 90 1 1 0 51 2 116/176 210k
(0)k
 
3
Pestigor
6 3 3 7
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Block, Claw, +MA
-ma, -av 58 1 4 0 60 7 168/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
4
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Block, Guard, Tackle
  57 0 3 0 18 2 55/76 190k
(110+80)k
 
5
Pestigor
6 4 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, +AG, +ST
  54 5 24 0 1 4 99/176 240k
(80+160)k
 
6
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  11 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Juggernaut
  25 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 180k
(140+40)k
 
8
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  27 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Pestigor
6 3 3 9
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+AV, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  43 0 14 0 2 4 66/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
13
Bloater
4 5 2 10
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, +ST, Block, +AV, Tentacles
  49 0 5 0 29 2 83/176 250k
(110+140)k
 
14
Gax
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  11 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
  8 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Gordreg Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 2220k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2430k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:136 (51/34/51) |TD Diff:9 (156 - 147) |Cas Diff:231 (246/151/63 - 106/82/41)
Last Opponent: El Dia de los Muertos

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Wolfenburg FuryHuman1000k100/0/270k0 - 11000k90/0/050k59k
Akra StingWood Elf1200k121/0/160k1 - 11100k142/1/090k63k
Highborn HarlequinsHigh Elf1230k170/2/190k2 - 11160k100/0/050k75k
Luck DistrictSkaven1470k122/1/050k0 - 31080k190/1/1100k72k
Guardians Of The CryptsTomb Kings1480k111/2/050k0 - 11340k163/1/040k77k
Manchester's FoulestDark Elf1550k131/0/160k1 - 11320k111/0/050k48k
We only win one nilAmazon1630k111/0/020k1 - 11730k111/0/060k61k
Unholy EvilDark Elf1480k151/1/050k2 - 11450k101/0/080k70k
Bywater SpartansHalfling1560k213/1/150k2 - 21030k131/0/040k68k
Mad Dog MobOrc1660k122/0/060k1 - 01180k50/0/090k65k
Andredswald RangersChaos1760k152/0/050k2 - 01500k50/0/080k69k
Host of SotekLizardmen1850k110/2/150k0 - 21090k110/0/060k73k
Fabulously Gay FairytaleWood Elf1910k152/1/060k2 - 01650k60/0/070k85k
Silverglen WarriorsHigh Elf2010k191/0/00k4 - 01040k60/0/030k54k
Spoof of the UnderworldShambling Undead1950k110/0/160k1 - 11770k102/0/040k74k
Nashwan Deluxe Mk IIOrc2030k110/0/120k1 - 11660k121/1/070k99k
Akra StingWood Elf2060k131/1/050k1 - 21710k162/2/070k73k
Manchester's FoulestDark Elf1980k150/1/060k2 - 01720k80/0/270k86k
Mad Dog MobOrc2070k121/1/050k1 - 01590k80/1/020k66k
Brit Battle BellesAmazon2140k132/1/120k0 - 31620k140/0/080k67k
Guns n' Bull-etsChaos Dwarf2190k90/0/080k1 - 21970k192/1/180k125k
Unholy EvilDark Elf2000k130/2/060k1 - 11890k142/2/020k83k
Nehekharan IncantationsTomb Kings2100k120/0/240k1 - 01860k70/1/130k99k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf1750k111/0/090k2 - 12030k110/1/030k91k
Albion BloodthirstersVampire1860k194/0/130k1 - 12150k80/1/050k78k
Irn Bru Re-animatorNecromantic Horror1930k203/2/040k1 - 01670k72/0/070k86k
Magere HeinUndead2010k171/1/160k2 - 11770k101/0/010k63k
Manchester's FoulestDark Elf1970k171/0/240k1 - 21970k131/0/070k81k
Storm WarriorsHigh Elf2040k110/1/010k1 - 21930k150/1/030k89k
Nashwan Deluxe Mk IIOrc1950k101/0/140k1 - 11990k111/0/060k84k
Unholy EvilDark Elf2000k142/2/030k1 - 21850k150/0/050k57k
Bond Must Die!Dark Elf2050k142/1/140k1 - 21940k131/2/180k99k
White Itzl TitansLizardmen1970k80/1/010k1 - 11670k90/0/040k43k
Nehekharan IncantationsTomb Kings1990k121/0/030k1 - 22190k150/2/260k85k
clean guys hatersOgre1770k181/2/140k2 - 21930k131/0/060k67k
Warptown MoonsSkaven1500k110/1/080k2 - 11230k141/1/070k68k
Under the White WindHigh Elf1490k61/1/060k0 - 21340k110/1/080k62k
Dagenham RedBeardsDwarf1410k100/0/160k1 - 11170k101/0/170k56k
Greene JaguarsHuman1490k153/2/160k0 - 21620k121/2/060k81k
Tal'kazan TunnelfightersDwarf1510k160/1/150k2 - 01510k71/1/030k51k
Har Ganeth HeadrippersDark Elf1490k152/1/140k1 - 31570k171/1/030k49k
Red SquirrelsSkaven1560k164/0/060k1 - 11480k100/0/020k57k
Decree of SavageryLizardmen1500k132/0/290k0 - 21890k130/1/070k86k
Seventh Circle HedonistsDark Elf1520k110/1/150k1 - 11490k102/0/030k64k
HarsH NorthChaos Chosen1710k101/1/060k1 - 21900k120/2/050k75k
Greene JaguarsHuman1610k130/3/170k0 - 11670k80/0/070k70k
Dark IsleDwarf1710k91/1/060k0 - 12270k152/1/050k70k
Day TodayOrc1730k70/0/030k0 - 12170k142/3/050k95k
Skar BayHuman1650k142/1/050k1 - 11800k90/0/020k69k
WIL GardenWood Elf1500k51/1/070k0 - 01360k50/0/050k46k
Evolutionary StateVampire1580k194/2/160k0 - 21250k120/0/050k61k
Grand DesignsChaos1680k120/0/050k2 - 01560k71/0/030k72k
Jotunheim Yeti'sNorse1760k183/0/030k2 - 11430k81/0/060k75k
Si Vis P a c e mNorse1830k140/4/140k1 - 11320k80/1/070k65k
That Be BristleHuman1910k203/3/080k3 - 01740k122/0/150k82k
Kung Pow!!Chaos Dwarf1880k112/0/080k1 - 02000k91/1/140k96k
HarsH NorthChaos Chosen1910k163/1/020k1 - 22300k131/1/150k93k
Dutch DisciplesChaos Dwarf1840k80/1/120k0 - 21740k204/1/060k87k
Karaz-a-Karak Warp KrawlersSkaven1880k161/3/060k1 - 11840k121/1/060k86k
Tal'kazan TunnelfightersDwarf1970k171/0/160k2 - 12150k152/2/120k81k
Wergild EnforcersNorse1860k215/2/030k1 - 21650k123/1/080k85k
Psychedelic BreakfastDark Elf1930k243/0/030k4 - 11340k100/0/070k77k
Clan Mac FeegleSkaven2000k184/1/030k1 - 11990k121/0/140k103k
clean guys hatersOgre1980k213/3/130k2 - 02120k51/0/040k88k
Tal'kazan TunnelfightersDwarf2060k101/0/030k1 - 12060k142/0/230k85k
Chimes of MidnightHigh Elf1870k131/1/020k1 - 21920k172/1/040k66k
Rip TideElven Union1910k203/1/070k2 - 32260k150/0/050k81k
Seventh Circle HedonistsDark Elf2020k122/0/10k1 - 21690k171/4/150k60k
Rickson By ArmbarOrc1710k90/2/080k0 - 22430k161/2/060k97k
Pretty modelsAmazon1440k61/0/030k0 - 21570k182/1/070k36k
WI UndergroundersSkaven1390k141/2/080k2 - 01630k80/0/160k24k
Rickson By ArmbarOrc1500k152/0/030k2 - 01930k91/0/140k37k
Har Ganeth HeadrippersDark Elf1480k143/1/050k1 - 21660k120/0/050k32k
Dagenham RedBeardsDwarf1530k130/0/230k1 - 11810k110/1/080k38k
Taking the BiscuitLizardmen1540k172/2/210k0 - 31810k193/0/080k36k
Power of WormsShambling Undead1530k120/2/040k1 - 11620k90/0/040k32k
V for Vendetta!Dark Elf1610k181/2/080k2 - 12030k100/0/040k36k
Black Sheep InvasionChaos Dwarf1660k70/1/020k0 - 21390k131/0/160k34k
Power of WormsShambling Undead1590k91/0/160k0 - 11660k141/1/170k25k
Death Isle GhostsShambling Undead1560k132/2/010k0 - 21740k202/2/030k30k
Doomed by NuffleDark Elf1500k130/2/010k1 - 21490k130/0/160k30k
[H] Rebel PrideHigh Elf1680k142/1/040k1 - 21460k130/1/070k30k
FumblesHalfling1550k121/1/050k1 - 1880k71/2/050k24k
WIL Nurse for CashDark Elf1670k152/0/050k2 - 01390k50/0/040k27k
Murktown CowboysSkaven1790k171/2/180k1 - 11360k90/0/020k29k
Pleasure and Pain VIIIChaos Chosen1800k101/0/130k0 - 21680k110/0/080k29k
Treaclemine SpecialsNorse1620k163/1/030k1 - 01900k90/1/030k23k
Stark Family RobinsonHigh Elf1540k252/1/070k4 - 01440k122/1/050k23k
Geordie PrideChaos Chosen1610k91/1/030k0 - 21750k170/2/160k25k
Slayhouse DisneyUnderworld Denizens1500k186/0/170k1 - 01620k142/2/050k24k
Double 10 > YouChaos Renegade1550k212/1/280k2 - 01470k50/0/040k32k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse1740k153/0/130k1 - 21460k172/0/070k29k
San DieAgo CadavresShambling Undead1850k70/1/050k0 - 01490k70/2/070k28k
Rough RidesAmazon1840k266/0/180k3 - 01950k81/0/050k31k
Wood You LikeWood Elf1990k162/2/180k1 - 11190k161/2/160k27k
ZombShambling Undead1850k80/1/020k0 - 21720k192/1/160k30k
Queens Park RaidersChaos Dwarf1860k183/3/070k1 - 02070k113/0/020k24k
Taking the BiscuitLizardmen1950k120/2/080k1 - 12040k80/0/030k35k
Kung Pow!!Chaos Dwarf1940k255/2/140k2 - 01690k90/0/140k31k
San DieAgo CadavresShambling Undead1960k264/3/170k2 - 11610k101/1/050k26k
HarsH NorthChaos Chosen2070k152/0/060k2 - 12030k101/0/060k33k
WIL Nurse for CashDark Elf2120k284/3/130k2 - 01880k70/1/050k25k
[H] Rebel PrideHigh Elf2120k111/2/020k0 - 12130k90/0/040k33k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf2110k154/0/150k0 - 11610k80/0/060k40k
Death Isle GhostsShambling Undead2110k214/1/170k2 - 01880k112/1/060k28k
W.I.L. HighHigh Elf2080k183/1/130k1 - 11930k111/0/030k32k
NafiaTomb Kings2150k180/1/260k2 - 01790k131/3/060k26k
Geordie PrideChaos Chosen1970k181/4/030k1 - 12000k183/0/230k30k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse2140k123/0/070k1 - 01780k110/1/230k29k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf1960k71/0/070k0 - 11620k110/0/160k36k
Boys Dont Like FringesDwarf2070k193/2/060k2 - 01750k90/0/140k32k
South of EternityNecromantic Horror2070k92/0/030k0 - 32030k140/0/070k34k
Geordie PrideChaos Chosen2080k91/1/030k0 - 12120k172/2/070k33k
[H] Rebel PrideHigh Elf1980k193/1/150k2 - 11910k111/0/020k23k
Clan Mac FeegleSkaven2180k142/1/070k1 - 41990k200/0/170k32k
WIL Nurse for CashDark Elf2130k122/1/110k1 - 21650k110/0/060k26k
Pleasure and Pain VIIIChaos Chosen1970k144/0/070k1 - 02220k50/0/020k31k
Eaters of BrainsNecromantic Horror2180k193/3/150k2 - 02030k80/1/010k28k
V for Vendetta!Dark Elf2230k183/3/060k1 - 01710k60/0/060k32k
Money SuckersVampire2260k163/0/140k1 - 11550k80/0/070k32k
White and Purple SmokeHigh Elf2240k151/1/030k2 - 11600k90/0/040k33k
Buffalorc BWILsOrc2240k151/2/060k2 - 02020k103/0/140k33k
fighting greenskinsOrc2230k235/1/050k2 - 01980k50/0/020k35k
[H] Rebel PrideHigh Elf2270k121/1/050k1 - 11780k100/0/140k34k
Queens Park RaidersChaos Dwarf2280k285/3/060k2 - 02050k100/1/130k34k
None More NegativeDark Elf2280k164/0/170k1 - 21660k180/1/370k30k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf2190k174/1/050k0 - 21630k130/0/060k36k
Seven PillarsSkaven2270k183/1/040k2 - 21830k162/1/050k38k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse2300k193/2/020k2 - 01940k131/2/130k35k
Clan Mac FeegleSkaven2270k242/6/040k1 - 11510k90/0/060k30k
None More NegativeDark Elf2320k203/2/030k2 - 01840k101/1/010k30k
Har Ganeth HeadrippersDark Elf2200k181/3/140k1 - 21940k120/0/050k37k
Queens Park RaidersChaos Dwarf2450k113/0/140k0 - 12030k80/0/070k35k
Putting the Wight in WILNecromantic Horror2480k193/0/170k2 - 01880k71/0/040k39k
V for Vendetta!Dark Elf2420k163/1/170k1 - 01830k60/1/060k24k
El Dia de los MuertosTomb Kings2500k234/3/080k1 - 11920k142/0/150k37k