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SmashNSqueek
Retired [X] Ogre

Smash N Squeek believes in the simplest of strategies:

Smash the weaker, Squeek by the stronger.

However, due to the poor eyesight and overall drunkeness of their coach, the 'squeekers have only seen one victory; by concession due to massive injuries.

They remember that one victory and try to shrug off the dozens of losses. It keeps em going.

R.I.P Squeekers come LRB5.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Crunk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
   22 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 170k
(144)k
  
3
Brunk
Ogre
7 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +MA, +MA
 n 22 0 2 1 9 2 36/ 200k
(151)k
  
4
Shrunk
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, +MA, Multiple Block
 n 21 0 2 0 7 3 35/ 190k
(142)k
  
5
Trunk
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Block
   22 0 0 0 10 1 25/ 170k
(144)k
  
6
Sir William Rutherford, Esq
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   22 0 4 0 3 2 28/ 160k
(154)k
  
8
Therp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Leap
   16 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 90k
(100)k
  
9
Twerp
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
   3 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
Zerp
Goblin
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
 -av 19 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 70k
(65)k
  
13
Merp The Lesser
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
9 players  
Coach: Spyrex Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (1/5/16) |TD Diff:-33 (11 - 44) |Cas Diff:-5 (23/18/5 - 29/10/12)
Last Opponent: Da Bone 'edz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dances with SkavenHigh Elf1000k51/0/070k0 - 11120k100/1/080k62k
SewerMiceNurgle's Rotters1080k71/0/080k0 - 01000k92/0/060k55k
Highpass DefendersDwarf1170k50/0/050k0 - 31040k222/2/080k50k
Moosbrunn SteelersNorse1230k152/1/080k1 - 11010k111/1/160k67k
Brat Pack's GuysOrc1340k131/2/150k0 - 41190k291/1/370k35k
PurplactionChaos Dwarf1180k122/0/160k1 - 11100k101/0/060k55k
DrOrckenOrc1280k81/0/080k0 - 21220k151/1/070k72k
Khem-RiKhemri1290k70/1/050k0 - 11090k102/0/060k59k
Cracia RaidersHigh Elf1360k191/2/070k2 - 31230k221/1/180k66k
Slice DiceHuman1410k202/1/1140k1 - 01000k00/1/00k60k
Sizzlin BaconHuman1530k211/3/170k2 - 21390k60/0/050k73k
Cybertron LordsOrc1640k91/1/010k0 - 31570k222/1/060k60k
Necro-maticNecromantic1630k142/2/020k1 - 11560k80/0/040k77k
It Ain't Easy, Being GreenOrc1690k71/0/020k0 - 31600k181/0/170k71k
WhitekillersOrc1660k101/0/030k1 - 31640k222/0/070k89k
Force powerDwarf1700k92/1/050k0 - 21470k120/0/040k69k
Greenbrain AngrysnotsOrc1770k112/2/010k0 - 21660k161/0/130k73k
Salty DogsUndead1800k71/0/050k0 - 31480k233/1/040k76k
Carnifex MaximusLizardmen1780k80/1/030k0 - 31420k203/0/160k65k
Cradle 2 the GraveShambling Undead1780k70/1/040k0 - 22000k184/0/170k77k
Mutation JubilationChaos1750k101/0/040k1 - 21780k161/0/260k48k
Da Bone 'edzOgre1680k110/0/140k1 - 21370k171/0/170k55k