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Hi, this team is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This team is awesome. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Testimonial:

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body.


Q and A:.


Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Accurate, +AG
  11 16 5 0 0 0 31/51 160k
(183)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Mighty Blow
  11 1 5 0 2 0 20/31 140k
(143)k
 
3
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
+MA
  11 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 120k
(128)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
  10 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 110k
(120)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
  11 0 1 0 7 1 22/31 130k
(135)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
  11 2 0 0 0 2 12/16 80k
(80)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
  10 2 1 0 0 1 10/16 80k
(80)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 3 8
Block, +MA
n 10 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 100k
(100)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dauntless
  11 0 3 0 3 0 15/16 80k
(70)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  10 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(70)k
 
13
Star Player
4 5 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Star
  0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
120k
(153)k
 
13 players  
Coach: Stacyval Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (6/2/3) |TD Diff:6 (19 - 13) |Cas Diff:11 (16/7/3 - 6/7/2)
Last Opponent: Ogre Me Dead Body

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Jack's ConscienceChaos Dwarf1000k243/0/170k3 - 01090k60/0/070k74k
Homer Simpson's Fan ClubOgre1120k90/0/090k1 - 11140k141/2/070k65k
Praag TimberwolvesNorse1220k141/1/030k1 - 11360k130/0/140k58k
Elves HighHigh Elf1220k181/1/080k3 - 11230k131/0/060k66k
VeryDirtyPlayersNorse1300k100/1/050k0 - 21510k162/0/050k60k
Reaver'sNecromantic1380k193/0/150k3 - 11280k100/0/080k79k
Batwing AngelsVampire1420k172/1/150k1 - 31830k170/1/050k72k
No One To BlameChaos Dwarf1500k243/1/070k2 - 11450k140/0/150k68k
Y - The Last TeamChaos Pact1610k172/0/040k2 - 11330k100/0/050k69k
Behavior Therapy IIOgre1610k100/2/030k0 - 22210k220/3/010k39k
Ogre Me Dead BodyOgre1590k171/0/050k3 - 01670k112/1/050k74k