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Human Evolution
Retired [R] Human

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--> Introducing Humans to the ways of Evolution!

See the hideous faces of <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=452019>evolution in action</a>!

<i>Soon to join the path of evolution:</i>
Dreadclaw Fodderalis (Dreadclaw believes that evolution is the only religion based on a valid theory.)
shadow46x2 Fodderalis (shadow46x2 believes that the only way to be like him is to evolve into something better.)

<i>Awaiting their evolutionary niche:</i>
Texan Rapidus (Texan believes that humans have evolved to do more, live longer and enjoy life less.)

<i>Theories that have been disproven owing to their proponents' failure at evolution:</i>
An exact copy of the universe is <b>not</b> recreated each night at midnight by Space Bats (spubbbba)


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--> <br />Member of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4239">Let's Evolve</a><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Excellentis</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Rapidissimus</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Rapidus</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Fodderalis</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Intelligentus</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Magnificans</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Fodderonicus</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Fodderoformis</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <br /><b><i>Monstrus</i></b><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Hired Player</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>Each hired Player starts as Fodderalis</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Dissection</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>A player who permanently kills a Human opponent (including Norse, Amazon or Thrall), or a Blitzer, Thrower, Catcher or Ogre from any roster, will dissect the body and learn from its genetic code, giving it a bonus of +1 (+2 if the RIP'd player had 51 SPP or more) to its next evolution. Alternatively, it can evolve into any stage of evolution with the same position as its victim</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Death</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>Death allows a player to climb one step on the Evolution Tree</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>SPP Bonus</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>On Evolution the Player gains an Evolution Bonus for gained SPP (51=+1, 126=+2 and 176=+3)</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Ecological Space</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>Each evolving Player will wait until a spot in the Ecological Space is freed</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Retirement</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>A retired Player fails for further evolution and may never return to the team</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Sapiens</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>An Excellentis, Magnificans or Monstrus evolves into Sapiens and successfully reaches the final goal - The player can never return to the team again, but their spirit can be invoked once to hire Zug (Monstrus), Zara (Magnificans) or Griff (Excellentis)</td><!--<br />
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--> <td><b>Survival of the Fittest</b></td><!--<br />
--> <td>A Player suffers a -1 Evolution Penalty for every permament injury it was subject to when it died. A negative total for evolution can result in a player going back down the evolutionary tree in its next evolution.</td><!--<br />
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--> <div >Many thanks to Chickenbrain, whose code I ripped off, and Habeli, who brought evolution to Blood Bowl!</div><!--<br />-->
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gritter Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
   11 2 1 0 0 1 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
2
mistermurphy Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
3
BiggieB Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dirty Player
   11 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
4
Meech Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   11 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 80k
(50+30)k
  
5
Xenon Fodderonicus
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Chewie Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Mezir Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Tackle
   11 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
pizzamogul Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   11 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
phil78 Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Gus Intelligentus
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   5 3 1 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
kwek Rapidus
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
+AG
   5 1 3 0 0 1 15/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
12
Tesifonte Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Forrest_Gump Rapidus
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
15
JockMcRowdy Fodderalis
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: pac Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1330k (±230) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1330k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (7/1/3) |TD Diff:6 (15 - 9) |Cas Diff:-3 (9/7/3 - 7/9/6)
Last Opponent: Fettsack United

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Frodo, Don't Wear the RingHalfling1000k51/1/060k0 - 21080k131/0/050k54k
Clar Karond NightmaresDark Elf1070k121/1/080k1 - 01170k90/0/080k52k
Twisted TorturersUndead1180k90/1/040k1 - 01050k70/0/180k59k
Contraceptive MalfunctionNurgle's Rotters1190k80/0/060k1 - 11000k120/1/080k64k
Ulysses' OdysseyDwarf1260k131/0/050k2 - 11310k110/1/080k82k
Linemen are not BrokenOrc1340k120/2/160k1 - 21380k191/1/260k86k
Legio XIII Curtus DiruoDwarf1270k50/0/050k0 - 11330k141/2/070k79k
Halsskov Seagull DroppingsNorse1330k142/0/170k2 - 01200k141/2/190k68k
ShowbizWood Elf1360k202/0/1100k4 - 12110k181/2/070k103k
DonnerbergstarzOrc1450k131/1/060k2 - 11360k111/0/040k80k
Fettsack UnitedOgre1530k111/1/070k1 - 01430k111/0/270k68k