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Dirty Stinking Dorfs
P [R] Dwarf

"My, those are some cherry looking boots you have there."

Dwarves have always been a bit, how shall we say, boring? Not these bad boys.

First normal skill rolls to be Dirty Player, except on the slayers, who shall receive DP second. Stat increases will be gladly taken, save for +AG on the Longbeards, which will probably be used for something more destructive.

Before playing, be sure to browse through the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=454755">yearbook </a> to meet the lads.

My Blockosophy:

I will block you excesively, continously and if possible every damn turn.
I will hope every single one of these blocks produces a kill.
I will be glad if your regen/ apothocary work because it means i can have another go.
I will block your skillless rookie zombie if he is the only guy i can get to for no other reason than i love to block.
I will block your favorite legend even when your apothocary is gone, even on t16 just because i like to kill nice players.
I will cry like a little girl with a grazed knee when LRB5 nerfs blocking.

However:

I will respect your right to say no to me.
I will respect your right to play how you want to play.
I will cheer just as much (if not more) if you kill my best players.
I will annoy you by chatting too much to you sometimes.
I will accept most offers if it looks like a fun game.
I will always try to make sure people are aware of my policy before i play them. i really would rather only play people who know what they are getting into.


Oh and 1 more thing... blocking does not make me big tough or clever. it just makes me very very happy

Oh, and these guys might foul a little bit too...



I seem to have found a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=468994">nemesis</a>!

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team_op&op=Fire%20Assistant%20Coach&team_id=454755&confirm=1">Fire Coach</a>

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Princess Valientina II
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   8 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
2
Synnfully Delicious
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Guard
 n 23 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
3
They Call Me Mr. Hicks III
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Don't Mess With Texan
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard, Mighty Blow
   24 1 3 0 3 5 41/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
5
Man, That Is Some Bush You Have There III
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Tz Kill A Cat's In Da House
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Block, Kick
   25 2 9 0 0 1 34/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
7
Azure Skies II
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
Emphasyma
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard
   19 0 1 0 3 4 29/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
9
Mr. Murphy's Pub
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player, Guard
   19 2 0 0 2 2 16/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
10
Don't Dread The Claws
Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
 -av 24 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
That Burns Me Up A Lot
Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST
   24 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 120k
(70+50)k
  
12
Pete Will Win
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Side Step
   17 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
13
Hunter's Xchange
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
   25 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
15
The Silliest Sod I Know
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
   16 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
14 players  
Coach: tzilacatzin Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1960k (±920) Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:26 (14/5/7) |TD Diff:11 (31 - 20) |Cas Diff:16 (35/29/17 - 35/24/6)
Last Opponent: Dirty Stinking Evil Dorfs

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
More Than 4Norse1000k243/1/190k3 - 01080k70/0/040k55k
Darwinian SlipUndead1140k101/1/090k1 - 01120k60/0/080k71k
Malazan AscendantsWood Elf1250k173/1/040k2 - 11380k110/0/020k58k
Putridic SwarmNurgle's Rotters1300k120/1/180k1 - 01470k91/1/060k69k
Fallen OrderChaos1410k141/1/150k1 - 11500k111/1/070k61k
K3Tomb Kings1370k172/1/0130k1 - 01310k00/0/00k65k
There is no wolfNecromantic1500k182/2/090k2 - 01420k71/1/080k88k
Calimshan CwarnChaos1630k111/2/050k2 - 01590k60/0/010k51k
Not the 9 o'clock NecroNecromantic Horror1670k130/0/050k2 - 01630k80/0/160k81k
Khornes Murder Squad ReturnChaos1680k131/0/190k2 - 02210k73/1/060k84k
Dirty Stinking Evil DorfsChaos Dwarf1810k51/1/030k0 - 11690k162/2/190k98k
Wizards of MarsChaos1740k122/2/130k1 - 01680k80/2/050k73k
Singing Minstrels of MayhemHuman1790k122/0/250k1 - 12000k134/0/080k108k
Infested DanesSkaven1860k102/0/140k1 - 11810k122/2/030k75k
Gladewind StompersWood Elf1910k191/3/160k3 - 01420k50/0/030k71k
HMS NorscaNorse1900k71/0/160k0 - 21770k164/1/030k64k
Carnival Of TerrorUndead1970k100/1/150k1 - 11970k122/2/040k87k
Fumbbl's CoachesChaos2000k110/1/110k1 - 22110k201/2/140k74k
E.nigmatic L.ove F.anaticsWood Elf1960k133/2/020k0 - 21810k130/1/040k90k
Six Million Ways 2 DIEChaos2010k150/4/020k2 - 22570k161/2/210k90k
Inserso FCUndead1950k102/0/240k0 - 21700k153/3/060k85k
We'll ROT you!Nurgle's Rotters1910k140/2/040k1 - 01640k71/0/050k65k
Khornes Murder Squad ReturnChaos1960k142/1/120k2 - 12020k205/3/130k69k
Great gro-Squadron NineOrc1900k121/0/160k1 - 01730k70/0/040k69k
Beverly BeerbeartsDwarf1850k72/1/050k0 - 21880k152/0/070k94k
Dirty Stinking Evil DorfsChaos Dwarf1900k102/1/130k0 - 11900k102/0/030k67k