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Zombie's got Back!
Roster [X] Undead

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=474332#">Zombie Mistresses</a>

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<h3>Winner of </h3>
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<td lowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&amp;id=2271446"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=408709" >Hades Demolition Krew</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=438785">Purple Departed</a></td><td align="right">1<br />2</td></tr></table></td><!--
<td rowspan="2"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&amp;id=2271502"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=438785" >Purple Departed</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=474332">Zombie's got Back!</a></td><td align="right">1<br />1</td></tr></table></td><!--
<td rowspan="4"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&amp;id=2282257"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=474332">Zombie's got Back!</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=477449" >Jaded Foolish</a></td><td align="right">1<br />0</td></tr></table></td><!--
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<td rowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&amp;id=2271442"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=474332">Zombie's got Back!</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=479459" >Jemaline Brigade</a></td><td align="right">2<br />1</td></tr></table></td><!--
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<td rowspan="1"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&amp;id=2271418"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=477449">Jaded Foolish</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=473037" >Landen's Lost Wretches</a></td><td align="right">2<br />0</td></tr></table></td><!--
<td rowspan="2"><table border="0" width="100%"><tr valign="middle" align="left"><td width="1"><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=match&amp;id=2271472"><img border="0" src="FUMBBL/Images/Details_small.gif" /></a></td><td><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=477449">Jaded Foolish</a><br /><a href="FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=432603" >indie rock and roll</a></td><td align="right">2<br />1</td></tr></table></td><!--
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<b>Trying to "Fill the grid" by playing every race once. Currently need to play</b>
Amazon
Dark Elf
Dwarf
Elf
Goblin
Halfling
High Elf
Human
Khemri
Nurgle
Ogre
Vampire
Wood Elf

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<b>Sung to the tune of Bab'y got back by Sir Mix-a-lot</b>

I like dead butts and I can not lie
You necromancers can't deny
That when the living dead with an itty bitty waist
Put that dead flesh in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the rags she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh zombie, I wanna get with ya
And foul and block ya
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that pus you got's making me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-dead-skin
You say you wanna get in my Team?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average zombie
I've seen them foulin'
And I started howlin'
She's dead, shredded,
Fillin' enemies with mortal dread
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' live butts are the thing
Take the average Ghoul and ask him that
She gotta pack dead back
So, Wights! (Yeah!) Wights! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to decompose! (decompose!) decompose! (decompose!)
Shake that undead butt!
Zombie got back!

(Nightmare face with the Graveyard booty)
Zombie got back!

I like 'em dead, and depraved
And when I'm robbin' a grave
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like wild animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And block! multi-block, block! block!
I ain't talkin' bout Golems
'Cause stitched up parts are made for toys
I want 'em real foul and putrid
So foul that you'll see double
Focus's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at dwarf videos
bearded bimbos walkin' like hoes!
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women in limbo
A word to the amazon sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *kill*
And raise you up at dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of coaches won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, zombies! {Yeah!} zombies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even living boys boys got to shout
Zombies got back!

Zombies got back!

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, A pulse ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, Only if she's diseased.

So you hired Zara the Slayer, thinking that you'll have a prayer
But the slayer ain't got a prayer against none of my player's
My disease sprayer don't want none
Unless your buns are dead, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some skellys wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they detach it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Good Health says you're dead
Well they're messed in the head!
'Cause your flesh is rough and your waist's half missin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the healthy dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a dead sister, I can't resist her
A long pine box didn't miss her
Some bonehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to kill 'em
And I raise 'em just to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is dead,
And you wanna eat whats in my head,
Dial 1-900-FOCUS quick,
And kick them nasty thoughts
Zombie got back!

(Missin' half her middle but she got much back) [4x]

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Heidi Klum
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block
   6 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 130k
(138)k
  
2
Eva Herzigova
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 110k
(123)k
  
3
Miranda Kerr
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   6 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 90k
(105)k
  
4
Adriana Lima
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Mighty Blow
   6 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(128)k
  
5
Karolina Kurkova
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
6
Izabel Goulart
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(95)k
  
7
Alessandra Ambrosio
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
8
Michelle Alves
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
9
Petra Nemcova
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regenerate
+ST
   6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(123)k
  
10
Ana Beatriz Barros
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
11
Marisa Miller
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 50k
(95)k
  
12
Claudia Schiffer
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
13
Naomi Campbell
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
14
Isabeli Fontana
Zombie
4 3 2 7
Regenerate
 -av 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(20)k
  
15
Megan Gale
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(75)k
  
16
Bodicia 'Bootyfull' Bootsan
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Focus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:6 (2/3/1) |TD Diff:1 (5 - 4) |Cas Diff:-6 (6/8/4 - 12/8/4)
Last Opponent: Boiling Bunny Brawlers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Random Order of ChaosChaos1000k92/1/080k0 - 01000k91/1/040k70k
Jemaline BrigadeNorse1100k152/1/140k2 - 11140k192/2/260k59k
Purple DepartedUndead1210k91/1/070k1 - 11100k140/3/270k70k
Jaded FoolishOrc1150k80/2/080k1 - 01340k82/2/050k68k
Face WreckersNorse1180k111/1/140k0 - 11250k123/0/090k77k
Boiling Bunny BrawlersAmazon1230k100/2/270k1 - 11200k154/0/040k72k