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FUMBBL HAIKU'S

SWL Season CI

In a camp near Karaz-a-Karak, elder dwarves were enjoying a fine brew when they read in the NewsRune that a Bloodbowl Association, known has the DMU, were wrecking the hops out of the courageous dwarfs teams playing the fine sport. Flabbergasted by that outrageous blasphemy, most of them choked to death in their beards. The survivors collected insurance money from the deceased to create a bloodbowl team in the Memory of those who died in the DMU NewsRune incident and those murdered by the DMU. Notable families included in DMU: The Hardhammers, fierce has they are, have a grudge against the DMU for killing their father(choking on his beard). They swore that they will all lose their lives or get horribly crippled on the pitch until the DMU retires. Out of the nine brothers, three died on the pitch, three currently plays for the team and three are awaiting getting signed. The Thickshields are another notable family, two of them are currently playing, Drakox being the father of Kred. Krakox, the brother of Drakox and Uncle of Kred, died in the Newsrune incident. The Goldblades are there for the Bloodbowl. They too depise the DMU, but they don't have any grudge against it yet. On the team they are known has the "Jaxes", because we call them "Jax" or "Jax Two". There is also a famous trend to hire celebrities: Alice Coper, a famous dwarven mandolin player and singer, he is known to provoke controversy with his songs and he has been called a chaos cultist multiple times, but he doesn't take his music seriously: "it's just for fun". Bared Pit, a famous pop icon and sex symbol, he played in some famous plays like Brawl Club, Mr and Mrs Stormhammer and Thirteen Goblins. He died in a very dramatic manner, blocked by a mighty blow of a monstrous Saurus lizardmen. Sergio Tankianson, a psychedelic singer that has not a lot of fans but they are deadly loyal. He got niggled and went back to singing. Ulrick Van Helan, the best mandolin player ever to live, also signed and died for the team. Tonis Khitis, an artist known for his abuse of mushrooms, he sings in the group Yellow Good Beer Hops. Sometimes, it's just not your match, he suffered a niggle, that the apothecary rushed to heal, only to die 1 or 2 turns later.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Chicago Rat Attack	Skaven	1000k	11	0/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1000k	13	1/1/0	40k	74k
Bloodmaulers	Chaos	1070k	8	0/0/0	100k	1 - 0	1180k	7	0/0/1	50k	67k
Lino Experiment	Elf	1110k	15	2/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1220k	9	0/0/0	30k	60k
Gladewind Stompers	Wood Elf	1200k	15	0/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1200k	7	1/0/0	90k	68k
We Fight For Freedom!!	Wood Elf	1310k	14	1/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1220k	11	0/0/0	70k	57k
Kislev Larvae	Human	1340k	18	3/2/0	80k	1 - 1	1340k	12	1/0/0	40k	71k
Short Bus Riders	Dwarf	1420k	14	3/0/0	100k	2 - 0	1440k	12	1/1/1	50k	84k
'Born to KILL' - DMU Platoon	Human	1420k	16	1/2/1	60k	1 - 2	1410k	15	1/0/0	80k	75k
Racing to Valhalla	Norse	1510k	22	3/1/1	30k	2 - 0	1460k	10	3/1/0	60k	67k
Regenerate	Khemri	1600k	8	0/0/1	60k	0 - 1	1740k	10	1/2/2	50k	116k
Demons With A Righteous Fury	Vampire	1560k	14	1/2/0	60k	1 - 2	1750k	12	2/0/0	80k	91k
Racing to Valhalla	Norse	1640k	22	2/3/0	40k	2 - 0	1470k	12	3/2/0	80k	62k
Phoenix Mud Hens	Lizardmen	1720k	22	2/1/4	30k	2 - 0	1750k	7	0/0/1	20k	54k
Fun With Goats	Chaos Chosen	1720k	17	4/1/1	60k	1 - 1	1770k	13	1/1/0	40k	102k
Ravenous Mutants	Chaos	1820k	9	0/2/0	30k	0 - 1	1810k	19	3/2/2	40k	84k
Chosen of Crom	Norse	1490k	24	4/2/0	50k	2 - 0	1500k	8	0/0/0	30k	71k
Bundesliga 08	Dwarf	1590k	13	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1590k	14	1/2/0	30k	73k
we just want to hug you dwarfs	Elf	1520k	12	4/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1450k	13	2/0/2	50k	84k
Cast Of Anchorman	Human	1480k	9	0/0/2	80k	0 - 1	1410k	12	3/0/0	80k	71k
73th Squad	Shambling Undead	1580k	16	3/1/1	40k	0 - 1	1670k	12	2/0/0	40k	94k
Blood Blues Band V 1.3	Chaos	1650k	8	0/2/0	30k	0 - 2	1690k	13	2/2/0	70k	63k
Raw Genius	Ogre	1700k	16	1/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1960k	12	0/1/1	20k	96k
Dota Blood Bowl Stars	Khemri	1750k	21	1/2/3	30k	2 - 0	1710k	5	0/0/1	20k	70k
FC Altdorf	Human	1820k	19	3/3/0	90k	1 - 0	1990k	7	1/0/1	60k	103k
Rotgut's Others	Nurgle	1860k	10	0/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1720k	17	3/1/0	50k	37k