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Greedy Looting Undead Tyrants
Roster [X] Necromantic

GLUT has entered the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=4882>FUMBBL Tour</a>! Lost 2-0 in opening round :(

The Greedy Looting Undead Tyrants (GLUT) are all about the cash. They play bloodbowl for one reason and one reason only, to make money. As such, they will accept any challenges from a team within 10 TR if that team has a higher fan factor than they do. They also will refuse games if the potential opponent's fan factor is deemed too low.

To make more money GLUT needs to raise its fan factor so the goals for each game are as follows:

1. WIN!
2. Score two touchdowns.
3. Deliver two casualties.

They don't much care how they achieve these goals just that they do. This means that they will foul their own grandmother if they are short on CAS but will only strategically foul once two CAS are reached. They also won't stall unless there is no chance of them scoring again in the half or they are already at, or going to achieve goal one and two in which case they will stall like mad. Also, if we play you and our fan factor goes down you have earned the right to have the next player created named after you (you out greeded us). You have been warned.

List of names for next players:

<b>Achievements</b>:

Made this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=488411>Chaos team</a> beg for mercy and likely not to be played again. We also zombified beastman Gristle.

Got five CAS against this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=489252>Dwarf team</a> and zombified Ciccio (since retired).

Five more CAS and another zombie from this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=489209>Undead team</a> (since retired).

Challenged by this <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=530624>wood elf</a> team and we <a href=http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6370393>zombified</a> a player and made them beg for mercy.

Beat down this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=469641>norse team</a> with three touchdowns and four CAS and increased our FF.

Caused three big <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=533118>lizards</a> to miss the next game and scored two touchdowns and the fans loved every minute.

Despite being out CAS'ed and losing a wolf to a niggler we beat this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=500107>undead</a> team 2-1 and the fans were completely enthralled.

<b>Shames</b>:
Had a 1-1 tie and FF down in the first match against this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=485000>Necro team</a>. Named the next wolf Selma Lagerlof at Ghurt's request.

Won 1-0 against this <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=487898>Dwarf team</a> but failed to garner a single CAS and the fans deserted us. Hired Ghoul Dark Ritual at dark_ritual's request.

Got mugged by Mr_Foulscumm and his <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=491568>undead</a> team. Lost 1-0 had one death and two nigglers to boot. Hired Handome Beast at his request.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Guard
  20 0 4 0 6 1 29/31 160k
(170)k
 
2
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Guard
  11 0 1 0 5 1 18/31 160k
(170)k
 
3
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(105)k
 
5
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Kick, Strip Ball
  21 1 3 0 4 3 33/51 150k
(165)k
 
6
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
  6 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 140k
(158)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Dirty Player, Block
  20 0 0 0 1 5 27/31 70k
(123)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(40)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
n, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
n, m 10 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 50k
(0)k
 
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: brew_town Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:21 (13/4/4) |TD Diff:13 (32 - 19) |Cas Diff:-1 (23/20/7 - 26/19/6)
Last Opponent: Look Away Lucifer

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Creepers of the NightNecromantic1000k100/1/060k1 - 11070k101/0/060k59k
CrackhornChaos1070k221/2/2120k2 - 11130k30/0/00k54k
Middle Earth Miners's GhostsDwarf1270k110/0/040k2 - 01330k172/2/140k66k
IwannaplayzonesDwarf1330k223/1/160k3 - 01310k50/0/040k71k
Reap the Dead with their LimbsTomb Kings1480k132/0/050k1 - 01490k91/1/060k80k
Crunching CockroachesUndead1550k141/2/240k1 - 11560k164/1/050k85k
PonzaDwarf1500k80/0/060k1 - 01510k91/1/020k69k
BearSlayerDwarf1500k60/1/030k0 - 21500k132/2/160k60k
Fumbbl RoarWood Elf1270k192/1/150k2 - 11090k80/0/060k68k
Lucky gitzNecromantic1360k130/1/060k2 - 01290k91/1/040k61k
Rigor Mortis RangersUndead1320k171/0/040k3 - 21510k130/1/020k54k
Cast Of AnchormanHuman1360k111/2/020k1 - 11420k101/2/140k60k
Frosted MenNorse1300k90/2/070k0 - 21100k172/1/080k78k
Try Again FAELWood Elf1380k171/1/090k2 - 11370k60/1/00k80k
Bicycles on my feetOrc1520k131/0/040k2 - 11550k100/0/110k58k
Les MégèresAmazon1580k100/1/020k1 - 11530k132/0/030k67k
to cool for youNorse1440k234/0/040k3 - 01350k112/1/050k80k
Dice meLizardmen1540k152/3/040k2 - 11470k101/1/090k82k
June`s MoonNecromantic Horror1620k142/1/060k1 - 21620k191/1/250k83k
We wanna live!Undead1510k141/0/080k2 - 11410k133/1/080k61k
Look Away LuciferShambling Undead1490k71/1/150k0 - 11420k152/2/080k95k