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<h1> PaulHicks made me do it!!</h1><b> This team is created to be a stress relief team. Expect heavy fouling. They are Vikings, you know? What do you expect them to do? Smite you with flowers and cuddly bunnies? Varangian Varyaarghs! is an homage team for one of the most lovable (and maybe the most hateable) characters on FUMBBL: PaulHicks This chubby barrel of laughs has entertained the FUMBBL community for years, and deserves our recognition. Even if you hate his style of play (he is known to foul sometimes), he never fails to show great sportmanship, and enjoys all casualties equally.There's even a PaulHicks fangroup, following him around while he tours the FUMBBL circuit with his teams. I guess it's his milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard. Surely, there's no coach on this site that is more fun to play against. If there was a competition for FUMBBL Entertainer of the Year or FUMBBL Idol 2008, this clownish hillbilly with distinct inability to worry about anything, would definetly get my vote. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The team also pays respect to the great Finnish folk metal band, Turisas. Hopefully they will send me a t-shirt for this shameless advertising. If not, screw them. I am not going to link their music video on this bio because frankly, I hate to click a team url just to find out it takes 5 minutes to load some crappy video. If you are interested to hear their music, you can check their videos on youtube. Awesome stuff, I swear. <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=490593>Yearbook</a> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard, Mighty Blow |
16 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 25/31 | 130k
(85)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Dodge, Mighty Blow |
16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 23/31 | 140k
(75)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 110k
(60)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard, Mighty Blow |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 19/31 | 130k
(85)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(80)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 50k
(30)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
n | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 50k
(25)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(80)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player, Kick |
m | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19/31 | 90k
(0)k |
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| 12 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch Dodge, Side Step |
12 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 17/31 | 110k
(75)k |
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| 13 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Dirty Player |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(80)k |
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| 14 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch Dodge |
6 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 14/16 | 90k
(50)k |
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| 16 |
Minotaur
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4 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal Guard, Break Tackle |
-ma | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/31 | 150k
(150)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 16 (6/6/4) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (20 - 16) | | | Cas Diff: | 8 (25/15/10 - 23/14/5) |
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| Last Opponent: Quendi | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Racing to Valhalla | Norse | 1000k | 20 | 3/1/2 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1100k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 80k | 59k |
| Plague Lovers | Nurgle's Rotters | 1070k | 11 | 0/0/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1090k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 49k |
| Mutation inc | Chaos | 1120k | 15 | 3/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1140k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 48k |
| - Dreckiges Dutzend - | Chaos | 1220k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1240k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 45k |
| Valencia Shadow Chihs | Khemri | 1300k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 0 | 1350k | 15 | 2/1/2 | 70k | 56k |
| Gr'Team | Orc | 1300k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1260k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 65k |
| Stocky Fellows | Dwarf | 1400k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1390k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 53k |
| Pixels Strike Back | Undead | 1500k | 17 | 4/2/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1460k | 12 | 2/0/1 | 60k | 72k |
| Reap the Dead with their Limbs | Tomb Kings | 1550k | 5 | 0/1/1 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1490k | 15 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 65k |
| Bouffons Assassins | Dark Elf | 1580k | 13 | 2/2/0 | 40k | 2 - 0 | 1560k | 7 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 76k |
| Orcish Hordz | Orc | 1660k | 12 | 1/1/1 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1650k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 95k |
| Zucchini Squid | Shambling Undead | 1760k | 10 | 2/0/1 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 1960k | 18 | 3/2/0 | 60k | 70k |
| Outcasts Of The Caribbean P.2 | Necromantic | 1800k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 80k | 1 - 2 | 1900k | 17 | 3/1/1 | 90k | 102k |
 Quendi | High Elf | 1840k | 13 | 1/1/2 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1840k | 17 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 67k |
| Hans Rechbert | Necromantic Horror | 1880k | 16 | 3/3/1 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 2040k | 13 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 65k |
| Quendi | High Elf | 1890k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 3 | 2080k | 24 | 3/2/1 | 40k | 112k |