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<h1> PaulHicks made me do it!!</h1><b> This team is created to be a stress relief team. Expect heavy fouling. They are Vikings, you know? What do you expect them to do? Smite you with flowers and cuddly bunnies?

Varangian Varyaarghs! is an homage team for one of the most lovable (and maybe the most hateable) characters on FUMBBL: PaulHicks

This chubby barrel of laughs has entertained the FUMBBL community for years, and deserves our recognition.
Even if you hate his style of play (he is known to foul sometimes), he never fails to show great sportmanship, and enjoys all casualties equally.There's even a PaulHicks fangroup, following him around while he tours the FUMBBL circuit with his teams.
I guess it's his milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.

Surely, there's no coach on this site that is more fun to play against. If there was a competition for FUMBBL Entertainer of the Year
or FUMBBL Idol 2008, this clownish hillbilly with distinct inability to worry about anything, would definetly get my vote.
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The team also pays respect to the great Finnish folk metal band, Turisas.
Hopefully they will send me a t-shirt for this shameless advertising. If not, screw them.

I am not going to link their music video on this bio because frankly, I hate to click a team url just to find out it takes 5 minutes to load some crappy video. If you are interested to hear their music, you can check their videos on youtube. Awesome stuff, I swear.

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=490593>Yearbook</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
  16 1 1 0 3 3 25/31 130k
(85)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Dodge, Mighty Blow
  16 0 2 0 6 1 23/31 140k
(75)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard
  16 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 110k
(60)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Guard, Mighty Blow
  15 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 130k
(85)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(80)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  9 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(30)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
n 15 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(25)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(80)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Kick
m 16 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 90k
(0)k
 
12
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Side Step
  12 0 5 0 1 0 17/31 110k
(75)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player
  9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(80)k
 
14
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge
  6 2 4 0 0 0 14/16 90k
(50)k
 
16
Minotaur
4 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Break Tackle
-ma 11 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 150k
(150)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: SneakyFox Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1680k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (6/6/4) |TD Diff:4 (20 - 16) |Cas Diff:8 (25/15/10 - 23/14/5)
Last Opponent: Quendi

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Racing to ValhallaNorse1000k203/1/230k1 - 11100k151/2/080k59k
Plague LoversNurgle's Rotters1070k110/0/130k1 - 11090k101/0/050k49k
Mutation incChaos1120k153/2/070k1 - 11140k80/0/040k48k
- Dreckiges Dutzend -Chaos1220k131/0/050k2 - 01240k70/1/080k45k
Valencia Shadow ChihsKhemri1300k80/0/030k1 - 01350k152/1/270k56k
Gr'TeamOrc1300k152/0/060k2 - 01260k50/0/030k65k
Stocky FellowsDwarf1400k151/1/170k2 - 01390k90/1/060k53k
Pixels Strike BackUndead1500k174/2/070k2 - 11460k122/0/160k72k
Reap the Dead with their LimbsTomb Kings1550k50/1/120k0 - 21490k153/1/060k65k
Bouffons AssassinsDark Elf1580k132/2/040k2 - 01560k71/2/070k76k
Orcish HordzOrc1660k121/1/170k1 - 11650k90/0/050k95k
Zucchini SquidShambling Undead1760k102/0/120k1 - 11960k183/2/060k70k
Outcasts Of The Caribbean P.2Necromantic1800k122/1/080k1 - 21900k173/1/190k102k
QuendiHigh Elf1840k131/1/220k1 - 21840k171/0/020k67k
Hans RechbertNecromantic Horror1880k163/3/130k1 - 12040k133/1/040k65k
QuendiHigh Elf1890k90/0/070k1 - 32080k243/2/140k112k