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Dour Wee Flying Swans
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

The Flying Swan's own pub team, made up of the manly men of the borough of Brentford.

They are all 12th Dan Masters of Dimac, but have often been found to employ stout sticks when not keeping the now legendary low profile.

They play for Brentford, the Flying Swan, a pint or two of Large and because of a tradition, or an old charter or something.

Bunch of vindictive grudge-bearing wee B*#?!%?*s



Please note the dps are present as a distraction. The blockers are an integral part of a Chaos dwarf team and i'm hoping multiple dps will help focus your attention on the disposable hobgoblins rather than the harder to replace players.

I obviously don't think that my blockers will now last forever but at least they'll be able to take somone with them when they die.

Besides what else are hobgoblins good for.

Decided to enter both the Dwarves United (Anti-DMU) and the DMU.
Will not start participating till start of season 2. Also Decided to join the HaHaHa but not been officially accepted yet.

In the meantime dps will be used for defence or tactically and probably not much at all unless you start a foulwar.

I Will PROBABLY Not Start a FoulWar Unless Provoked, or You have Dwarves or Anti-Dwarves or Chaos Dwarves

provocation may include BUT not be limited to - you having a prone claw/rsc / a prone dp / a prone 1 turner / a prone ST6 guard kroxigor or any ST6 big guy for that matter / a prone player / you are taking the mickey / significantly outplaying - outscoring me / you are mercilessly targeting the poor hobgobbos / you are stalling / Etc.

This disclaimer is a guide only and has been edited since my match against Rondo.

I fouled his AV9 krox and the apoth didn't work, he took it in good spirits but after reviewing the match I realised that the foul probably went against the old disclaimer. (even though he was targetting the hobgoblins with his block/MB saurus) Due to the nature of the transgression I decided to force the guilty dp to do LOS duty for the entirety of the next match (and maybe subsequent matchs if he survives) and to remove his apothing rights permanently.

Now who wants to kill a hobgoblin DP?

Punishment served.
unfortunately he hadn't learned his lesson and foul perma killed a frenzy mummy on his first turn (nasty undead had already foul killed a dwarf apoth succeeded)

What odds would you give Bob The Bookie
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  21 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 120k
(109)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  25 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 110k
(135)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  24 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 90k
(115)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  24 0 0 0 8 2 26/ 110k
(135)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  8 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(80)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(80)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Kick
  23 0 3 0 0 2 19/ 80k
(105)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  24 3 0 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(80)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Block
  25 4 1 0 2 2 21/ 80k
(105)k
 
16
Hobgoblin
6 4 3 7
Dirty Player, +ST
  23 0 2 0 1 3 23/ 110k
(153)k
 
12 players  
Coach: KenThis Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (7/6/12) |TD Diff:-15 (20 - 35) |Cas Diff:44 (45/28/20 - 21/18/10)
Last Opponent: Bar Rio Sesamo

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Da Chatham GurlsAmazon1000k172/0/1100k2 - 01000k80/0/150k65k
RingGlen Reptiles!Lizardmen1090k81/0/050k0 - 31000k161/0/050k71k
JunglepowaAmazon1150k150/1/340k1 - 11090k121/1/080k50k
New Grave MotelNecromantic1230k121/1/080k1 - 01240k70/1/090k61k
Eagles of TirionHigh Elf1340k103/1/070k1 - 11220k120/0/050k47k
Military MummiesKhemri1360k141/1/140k1 - 11400k90/0/030k56k
Denti da latteElf1430k194/1/270k1 - 21500k140/0/080k75k
ChaaooosChaos1540k100/0/140k1 - 01620k112/0/050k54k
Nain BécileDwarf1540k113/2/120k0 - 31580k180/1/050k79k
DipPhobiaLizardmen1580k70/3/060k0 - 11540k101/1/060k84k
Las novias del enterradorUndead1640k50/1/150k0 - 11580k81/0/170k58k
Rotten EnlightmentsNurgle's Rotters1690k123/0/150k1 - 11660k173/1/170k68k
No Fun for youOrc1770k60/1/250k0 - 31730k170/1/050k67k
Expects a BooTHigh Elf1820k91/3/130k0 - 61700k250/0/130k68k
95th RiflesDwarf1770k82/2/060k1 - 11870k101/1/060k77k
PVCOrc1850k81/0/010k1 - 02090k100/2/00k35k
Rohan R(a)idersHuman1870k205/1/030k2 - 01840k70/1/070k96k
Tatia's LegionTomb Kings1950k182/3/130k1 - 12320k141/1/20k73k
'Mayhem Midgets'Chaos Dwarf1910k122/1/240k0 - 12100k172/1/130k78k
VintagersOrc1980k93/0/150k0 - 22060k111/0/110k63k
For the familyHuman2060k176/1/060k2 - 11980k112/1/040k68k
Undermountain UnderdogsDwarf1990k214/1/150k3 - 01790k50/0/030k56k
Daba ambiente a la habitacion!Dwarf2090k71/1/020k0 - 22470k171/2/130k87k
DeleDwarf1980k80/0/130k0 - 21980k152/1/050k84k
Bar Rio SesamoDwarf1900k120/3/010k1 - 21930k212/2/120k69k