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"Jamming" is tradition brought in by the new head coach to introduce bread and other grains into the players’ diets which not surprisingly consisted of goblins, footballs, and sometimes yellow snow. On their first game, a tray of random jams was brought in and the orcs were instructed (mostly forced) by the coach to pick their favorite jam, spread it on some bread and eat it. Fascinated, and with trolls behind them, the orcs woofed down the jammed bread, along with random items in their lockers and on the floor, and ran onto the field to crush their opponent. Through the bone breaking, head thumping, body ripping action, each orc player entered into a state of hysteria and euphoria due to the high sugar content of their post-game jams and began seeing blood becoming jam and the field as bread. With each injury, with each foul and with each death, they saw jam spray across that bread and they liked it. Oh how did they love that sweet sweet taste. Nowadays, jamming has become a routine tradition taken on by all players on the team used to psyche themselves up before the game, imagining their opponents as the jam as they spread it across the bread and eating it. With each bite of delicious jelly, they make an unspoken oath amongst each other to turn their opponents into what they love most, "Jelly Sauce". <img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/248116.jpg"> As long as I rule, may the cabbage rot on!!

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Washnothing Ratskins	Skaven	1000k	18	1/2/1	50k	2 - 1	1000k	8	0/0/0	30k	55k
Sultans of Ping FC	Chaos Dwarf	1090k	19	0/1/1	80k	3 - 1	1020k	10	0/0/1	50k	43k
Cads, Scoundrels and Rotters	Nurgle's Rotters	1210k	14	1/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1050k	7	0/1/0	50k	49k
Nihon Hamstringers	Shambling Undead	1230k	7	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1260k	18	2/1/0	80k	59k
Ravenousss	Lizardmen	1280k	15	3/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1250k	8	0/0/0	30k	60k
Ulberg Undertakers	Necromantic	1360k	21	3/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1070k	9	2/0/0	60k	70k
Shadow Host OathBreakers	Tomb Kings	1470k	7	0/1/1	0k	1 - 2	1720k	22	4/2/1	170k	82k
Bobs Builders	Human	1320k	25	3/1/0	30k	4 - 0	1000k	6	0/0/0	40k	44k
Washnothing Ratskins	Skaven	1410k	16	3/1/0	40k	2 - 2	1360k	15	1/0/0	80k	68k
Ravenousss	Lizardmen	1400k	19	2/0/2	80k	2 - 0	1400k	5	0/0/0	60k	80k
Scaly United	Lizardmen	1530k	14	2/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1380k	13	2/0/0	60k	69k
Karaz-a-Zharr Volcanos	Dwarf	1520k	13	1/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1310k	5	0/0/0	50k	60k
Nihon Hamstringers	Shambling Undead	1630k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1300k	7	1/0/0	50k	61k
Masters of the GridIron	Chaos Chosen	1730k	5	1/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1630k	14	0/2/0	60k	74k
Cads, Scoundrels and Rotters	Nurgle's Rotters	1750k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1290k	8	0/0/0	50k	59k
Scaly United	Lizardmen	1830k	13	2/2/1	80k	2 - 0	1400k	5	1/0/0	90k	82k
Masters of the GridIron	Chaos Chosen	1870k	17	1/2/1	20k	1 - 0	1750k	5	0/0/0	20k	79k
Nihon Hamstringers	Shambling Undead	1730k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1620k	9	2/0/0	80k	88k
Ravenousss	Lizardmen	1690k	15	0/1/1	80k	2 - 1	1650k	12	1/1/0	50k	95k
Karaz-a-Zharr Volcanos	Dwarf	1700k	15	2/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1520k	4	0/1/1	30k	61k
Cads, Scoundrels and Rotters	Nurgle's Rotters	1790k	13	1/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1450k	9	0/2/0	60k	53k
Yaps	Nurgle	1870k	7	0/0/1	20k	0 - 1	1840k	11	1/1/0	80k	99k
NULL Column	Elven Union	1890k	13	1/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1800k	13	0/0/0	80k	107k
TrickO'treat	Necromantic Horror	1980k	17	0/1/1	70k	2 - 0	1710k	11	0/0/0	60k	74k
Two Dees	Tomb Kings	1970k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1900k	9	1/0/1	30k	32k