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Goats Turned up Missing
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<div align=left><b>Tom Ryan:</b> Ever since the divorce it's like my life has no purpose. Half the time, I walk around feeling like a zombie!
<b>C. J.:</b> Yo, don't joke about zombies. That shit there - that's real.
<b>Mahalik:</b> Yo, you know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
<b>C. J.:</b> Yeah.
<b>Mahalik:</b> She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
<b>Tom Ryan:</b> Uh...
<b>C. J.:</b> [C.J. interrupts] What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
<b>Mahalik:</b> 'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
<b>Tom Ryan:</b> Guys, I'm trying to ask...
<b>C. J.:</b> [C.J. interrupts again] So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
<b>Mahalik:</b> No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
<b>Tom Ryan:</b> Uh, guys...
<b>C. J.:</b> [C.J. interrupts yet again] Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
<b>Mahalik:</b> Unless... you a zombie.
<b>C. J.:</b> Damn! Hey, that's some plausible shit right there. You should blog about that.
<b>Mahalik:</b> I'm gonna put that on MySpace.
<b>C. J.:</b> You do that!
-Excerpt from Scary Movie 4
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
  6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(55)k
 
3
Ghoul
8 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step, +MA
  12 1 8 0 2 2 39/ 140k
(133)k
 
4
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  5 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 90k
(75)k
 
5
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
  2 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 110k
(70)k
 
6
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 1 8
Regenerate
Block
-ag 11 0 0 1 3 0 8/ 50k
(15)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Guard
  12 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 60k
(40)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  13 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
 
14
Tos
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  11 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
 
15
Mummy
3 6 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
+ST, Block, Guard
n 13 0 0 0 13 1 31/ 200k
(127)k
 
16
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard
  13 0 0 0 8 2 26/ 150k
(123)k
 
14 players  
Coach: goat314 Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:13 (3/4/6) |TD Diff:-5 (12 - 17) |Cas Diff:0 (15/13/5 - 13/11/9)
Last Opponent: Sell Out

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
West Texas RodentsSkaven1000k121/1/030k1 - 31110k222/0/170k42k
End BoyzOrc1010k100/1/080k1 - 01150k90/2/040k57k
NormsasnaNorse1110k180/2/270k1 - 21190k181/1/050k65k
HovosLizardmen1190k121/1/070k1 - 21310k171/2/080k43k
allstar hkmDwarf1280k121/0/180k1 - 01340k70/1/140k57k
Farak's MaraudersChaos1360k80/0/040k1 - 11640k100/0/110k55k
Spiked HoofsChaos1320k91/1/070k0 - 01370k110/2/180k74k
Raiderz of TartarusChaos1290k50/0/080k0 - 21280k122/0/380k69k
Scaling RaidersLizardmen1210k192/1/180k2 - 21270k163/0/020k51k
TiratedelamotoChaos1340k133/2/050k0 - 21470k192/1/070k52k
Nemeton's Lucky BunchHuman1430k212/2/070k2 - 01510k80/1/130k79k
Azure ThunderUndead1440k163/1/130k1 - 11360k122/1/130k64k
Sell OutDark Elf1510k131/1/040k1 - 21410k120/0/080k76k