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Cactus State Slammers
Retired [X2] Chaos

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<b><u>Team Story</b></u>

<b>WINNERS OF VETERAMS 1</b>

<b>Cactus State Slammers are group of outcast pirates who have been sent into the desert by royal decree. Whilst in the desert they were exposed to high levels of warpstone and mutated into Cactii with warped minds. Their warped minds turned them into evil goatlike humanoids. Then for no reason whatsoever, they all became Gay. To impress members of the same sex they decided to show how cool they were by playing BloodBowl.</b>

<u><b>Proud members of the:</b></u>

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<u><b>Team Yearbook:</b></u>

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<u><b>Team Stadium:</b></u>

<u><b>The Brothel</b></u>

<img src="http://www.bkachel.com/images/matte_paintings/desert_temple_01/desert_temple_01_24.jpg">

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
One Last Dude
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   14 2 8 0 0 1 31/ 120k
(140)k
  
2
Master Ghey
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
3
BBB :o
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
4
Marsha Mellow
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Block
   19 1 1 0 9 2 32/ 120k
(138)k
  
5
Bubbly
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
  
6
Fat Joe
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick, Pass Block
   19 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 100k
(115)k
  
7
Eddie Izzard
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle, Strip Ball
   18 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 100k
(115)k
  
9
Grohlw
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Pro
   19 1 0 0 0 5 26/ 100k
(133)k
  
10
Big Fat Tranny
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Dodge
   19 0 0 0 4 3 23/ 150k
(122)k
  
11
Gayitus II
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
  
12
Girlboy
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA
 m 16 1 2 0 2 0 11/ 90k
(0)k
  
13
Amanda Hugandkiss
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Shadowing
 n 15 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 80k
(71)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Crazy_Lemur Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1470k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (6/2/11) |TD Diff:-8 (17 - 25) |Cas Diff:-4 (25/14/6 - 23/20/6)
Last Opponent: Windy 'n Wicked

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Friendly ForesterNurgle's Rotters1000k81/0/080k0 - 21000k130/1/050k59k
Mexican Sunburn SquadChaos1080k141/2/050k1 - 11100k100/0/060k56k
Wet Horny AnimaniacsChaos1160k100/1/170k0 - 21130k152/0/160k67k
Horns of AnubisNurgle's Rotters1250k111/1/150k0 - 21260k204/1/060k43k
Goatz 'n' the HoodChaos1270k101/2/060k1 - 21120k173/1/060k54k
Winter Warriors BBBNurgle's Rotters1340k71/1/050k0 - 31320k160/0/070k47k
Strange GeysersNurgle's Rotters1410k122/0/040k1 - 21280k151/1/050k57k
A Burning SensationNurgle's Rotters1390k80/0/060k1 - 11370k101/1/020k53k
Hot Horny HoresChaos1470k131/1/090k2 - 01440k91/1/040k69k
Blitzing Blizzard BeastzChaos1520k192/0/240k2 - 01660k60/0/060k49k
Gale Force BeastmenNurgle's Rotters1600k166/0/060k3 - 01200k70/0/160k50k
Horns of AnubisNurgle's Rotters1640k131/2/060k1 - 21490k132/1/080k59k
Strange GeysersNurgle's Rotters1650k132/0/060k2 - 11490k121/0/040k56k
Windy 'n WickedChaos Chosen1750k142/1/140k1 - 01550k61/1/050k77k
Hot Horny HoresChaos1760k61/0/030k0 - 21650k212/4/370k60k
Poisoned Pennsylvanian PythonsChaos1660k112/2/020k0 - 11440k143/2/060k63k
Flushed AwayChaos Chosen1630k51/0/140k0 - 11440k102/1/170k45k
Dirty Deeds Done In The DarkNurgle's Rotters1610k50/0/050k0 - 21340k170/2/040k58k
Windy 'n WickedChaos Chosen1580k120/1/060k2 - 11760k120/3/060k64k