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Who Said Food
Roster [R] Halfling

Team that is home of the cursed jersey #5!

.....and yes, +MA on a tree for 1st skill, followed by Block = awesome! :)

Worn by the original coach's son (I Need Food!), this jersey has been nothing but an albatross on this team.
I Need Food! only played in a total of 5 games and scored a lonely MVP for 5 SPPs; never finally learning that first skill. Brutally murdered in only his 5th game, his father slowly went crazy (the owner caught on eventually, but not until after the coach kicked the original treeman off the team due to a single niggle!) and had to be replaced. Trying to remove the bad juju of jersey #5, many things were tried.... and none successful.
Any time the jersey becomes available, the 1st fling hopeful to arrive inevitably chose #5 as their number. Even after warning them, they will not change numbers; each one resolute to break the #5 curse.

When will the carnage end? When will stability finally come to Jersey #5? No one knows....

That XI is NOT a misprint. 47 games and 11 players have worn #5.
XI died while failing a dodge.
now XII.. 51 games, 12 players

Highest # of Games = I Need Food VII with 8 games played.
Highest SPPs = I need Food! II with 10 SPPs (Took diving tackle... and died)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
No Eating Allowed!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Multiple Block, Guard, Block
   28 0 0 0 12 3 39/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
No Food 4 U!
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
+MA, Block, Pro, Tackle, Break Tackle
   49 0 0 0 40 4 100/176 260k
(120+140)k
  
3
Feed Me
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sure Feet, Sprint
 n 47 1 4 0 1 4 35/51 100k
(30+70)k
  
4
When's Dinner? IV
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
I Need Food! XII
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Lunchtime Yet? III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -ag 20 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
7
Elevnsies? II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Second Supper VI
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
4th Meal IV
Halfling Hopeful
5 3 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, +AG
 m 15 1 2 0 0 3 22/31 120k
(0)k
  
10
Dessert V
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Time for Breakfast! III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Never Full V
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14
I love Buffets! II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
 n 35 1 3 0 0 2 20/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
15
Food is My Friend II
Halfling Hopeful
6 3 4 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, +AG, Side Step, +MA
 -av 26 4 8 0 4 4 56/76 170k
(30+140)k
  
16
I Heart Food II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   21 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Jxaing Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (21/7/22) |TD Diff:-2 (60 - 62) |Cas Diff:-25 (64/35/17 - 81/41/19)
Last Opponent: Freaka

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Unleash The BeastNurgle1000k150/1/170k2 - 01050k102/1/060k57k
Legion of OrgrimmarOrc990k50/0/060k0 - 21070k152/2/090k69k
Hell-For-LeatherChaos Dwarf950k90/1/050k1 - 21000k131/0/090k49k
Leaping LepprechaunsWood Elf1000k80/1/060k0 - 31000k160/0/190k64k
UnchallengeableElf960k111/0/050k1 - 21000k172/1/060k65k
Goat Horned HooligansChaos1000k122/1/040k0 - 21000k150/2/180k50k
Strollers pro evo styleyDark Elf990k111/0/060k2 - 0900k60/0/080k53k
Dark Azgorh SubjugatorsChaos1040k192/2/0100k2 - 11000k122/1/050k72k
Troll N OgreOgre1140k130/1/030k2 - 11050k185/0/040k32k
mini monstrosChaos Dwarf1210k131/0/040k2 - 11000k121/1/050k44k
SvanekeSkaven1230k213/2/180k2 - 11230k181/3/050k61k
Malparits de GardiChaos1260k172/2/140k1 - 11160k140/1/250k55k
Troy will fallNorse1120k53/0/080k0 - 21100k160/2/050k55k
Waaagh! RotgobOrc1210k72/1/050k0 - 11200k142/0/190k59k
Ghrond LevyDark Elf1200k92/0/170k0 - 11190k203/2/070k46k
SoHo StreakWood Elf1260k214/1/060k3 - 01200k71/0/070k64k
Siradella WoodsWood Elf1360k81/0/060k1 - 11320k141/0/140k69k
Eldrail AvengersWood Elf1310k201/1/280k2 - 11210k120/0/160k45k
Majestic Failure MK IIHigh Elf1350k133/0/050k1 - 21320k194/0/070k84k
Orks of KandurasOrc1320k110/0/180k2 - 11220k132/2/060k81k
Gobbo ShowOrc1380k151/1/190k2 - 01370k111/1/080k74k
IntensityWood Elf1260k131/0/050k2 - 11270k90/0/080k75k
Da FootballersOgre1290k121/0/140k1 - 11280k213/3/050k77k
Mighty Hawkeye BattalionHuman1230k112/1/1100k1 - 11070k142/1/060k85k
Tlaxtlan TramplersLizardmen1320k151/3/040k2 - 01270k70/1/050k69k
Sewer FoolsSkaven1310k162/0/150k2 - 31260k160/1/080k62k
Tzeench Time!Chaos1340k80/0/070k1 - 11230k101/0/150k74k
BloodtusksOrc1380k50/0/090k0 - 11350k141/0/150k87k
DoomzardsLizardmen1370k172/1/030k2 - 01000k91/0/160k52k
Da Big Bad OrksesOrc1380k102/0/020k0 - 11370k144/1/080k46k
Rabies for BabiesSkaven1410k100/0/130k1 - 31210k201/0/170k70k
Max's MaulersOrc1440k81/1/020k1 - 21520k173/0/020k53k
Teeny WeenyHalfling1450k112/1/030k0 - 21180k173/0/160k77k
Laramie Green SkinsOrc1440k111/0/040k1 - 11350k162/1/170k67k
Klondike Bar VampiresVampire1380k213/2/080k3 - 11330k101/0/030k51k
Cough Wheeze You DieNurgle's Rotters1400k80/0/070k1 - 01000k133/1/030k57k
Scuttling ShadowsSkaven1470k110/0/080k2 - 01550k112/1/020k55k
Masked WarriorsUndead1550k141/0/130k1 - 21600k192/0/130k65k
Saurios JurásicosLizardmen1440k100/0/0110k1 - 01360k52/0/00k65k
Elves In TreeWood Elf1550k160/2/050k3 - 01790k70/0/040k76k
Rat Scauts!Skaven1590k132/1/150k0 - 21500k210/2/250k53k
Plumb CrazyChaos Chosen1500k51/0/090k0 - 11430k121/1/0110k101k
DinoMIGHT!Lizardmen1560k182/3/080k2 - 01460k153/2/050k67k
Dullest Tools in the ShedOgre1640k102/0/040k1 - 21530k253/3/250k75k
Evolved!Skaven1480k182/0/170k2 - 11220k110/0/080k53k
Nort of DownNorse1570k122/2/150k1 - 11510k120/0/060k69k
Wing Kong ExchangesHuman1540k50/0/070k0 - 21620k221/2/170k27k
Whalelf BallersHigh Elf1310k111/0/060k1 - 51550k406/1/050k24k
Dark BlockersChaos Dwarf1590k92/0/050k0 - 21620k194/0/060k30k
FreakaNecromantic Horror1660k192/3/130k2 - 11610k142/1/040k32k