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PointyFace Elfy Pointy Buggers
P [R] Wood Elf

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<B>My thoughts on elvenkind</B></caption></table>I hate elves.

I hate them.

I hate their little pointy ears.

I hate their little pointy noses.

I hate their little pointy boots.

I hate th... do they have pointy toes? I bet they do. I hate their little point toes.

I hate their shiny golden hair.

I hate the way they twat about instead of getting stuck in.

I hate how they can dodge past three players for a TD.

I hate how the buggers refused to get hurt despite me putting them on their arses for the whole game.

I hate their little pointy houses.

Do they have pets? I bet they do. I hate their little pointy pets.

I hate the way I bundle their little pointy passer to the ground with a great big ogre, leaving the ball unattended on the ground deep in their half, but one of the other pointy gits just twirls in and the ball is back in my half before I know it.

I hate their little pointy, pointy things that they have. You know, those things with points on that are really pointy. I hate them.

"Oh Pointy bird, pointy, pointy. Anoint my head, anointy, nointy." That is something an elf would say. I hate something that an elf would say, especially a pointy elf, which is all of them.

If I get one comment asking me what the point is, I will kill you all with a definitively non-pointy blunt instrument. I would like to beat you to death with the wet end of a decapitated elf-head, but elf-heads are, as I am sure you have already surmised, pointy, not blunt. What I will do is cut an elf leg off, sand down all the points using an industrial sander, and then beat you to death with that. THAT'S WHAT THE POINT IS.

Oh, and that I hate pointy little pointy-faced elf-y pointy buggers.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Multiple Block, Guard, Block
  27 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 190k
(120+70)k
 
2
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Strip Ball, Tackle
  10 1 2 0 3 2 23/31 160k
(120+40)k
 
3
Wardancer
8 3 5 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
+AG
  4 3 3 0 1 0 14/16 160k
(120+40)k
 
4
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
Wrestle
  7 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
5
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Sprint
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
8
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block, Side Step
  26 5 2 0 6 4 43/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 5 7
Block, +AG, Leap
  10 8 5 0 1 2 35/51 150k
(70+80)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
  17 5 3 0 1 1 21/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Guard
-ag 12 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
12
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Kick, Block
  27 8 1 0 1 2 23/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
13
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
  12 9 0 0 3 1 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
16
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Guard
  7 4 1 0 0 0 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
 
12 players  
Coach: ryanfitz Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1850k (±910) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (9/7/11) |TD Diff:0 (33 - 33) |Cas Diff:3 (31/14/8 - 27/13/10)
Last Opponent: Coldblooded Offensive

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Golden GriffenHigh Elf1000k70/0/040k0 - 01140k131/1/160k47k
Disposable GitsGoblin980k131/0/160k1 - 11000k101/0/080k63k
Dawn of the OgresOgre1070k121/1/090k0 - 31120k161/0/1100k70k
Lizmore AngelsLizardmen990k72/0/070k0 - 21000k131/0/150k73k
WTODark Elf1000k81/0/040k0 - 11140k181/1/070k73k
Orctown OrcanautsOrc1050k111/0/050k1 - 21110k140/0/150k36k
TusinaƶrkitOrc1120k101/0/160k0 - 21130k241/0/480k76k
Hellville Romper StompersChaos880k170/1/1100k2 - 01100k50/0/070k63k
Tutencarnage IIKhemri1010k111/0/090k1 - 11000k80/0/050k67k
Zetocs BrawlersOgre1070k202/0/090k3 - 01130k71/0/040k66k
Unearthed GravediggersUndead1200k123/1/070k0 - 11000k142/1/060k48k
What does ball meansNecromantic1180k81/0/080k0 - 31290k162/1/040k60k
Whack Synn the DolphinVampire1130k161/1/070k2 - 11050k102/0/070k43k
Project ForlornHuman1240k130/0/050k2 - 11270k141/3/030k63k
EmberDark Elf1160k182/2/060k1 - 21000k151/0/050k48k
Khorne's Axe GrindersChaos1240k141/0/160k1 - 21290k242/3/060k64k
Woody Cleveland CavaliersWood Elf1180k181/1/090k2 - 21130k160/0/040k72k
Kilseks KommandosDark Elf1300k232/0/160k2 - 31340k201/1/050k43k
Rat-O-MatesSkaven1420k221/1/060k2 - 01360k91/0/060k66k
Like a BOSSOrc1500k130/1/050k1 - 11410k173/0/170k65k
Raised to WinNecromantic1580k172/2/040k1 - 11440k111/0/070k70k
Willing To ChangeChaos Chosen1650k162/0/230k1 - 11880k90/0/010k78k
Badelands BadehaetterWood Elf1710k100/1/150k0 - 21800k163/1/170k61k
Dirty ElfballHigh Elf1610k172/0/060k2 - 11680k90/0/030k30k
Trailer Park BonesTomb Kings1620k170/1/060k2 - 01560k50/0/020k33k
Total Access TeamChaos Renegade1660k281/1/070k4 - 01530k100/1/020k29k
Coldblooded OffensiveLizardmen1700k162/0/070k2 - 01690k51/0/040k36k