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Nuffle Blasphemers Association
Retired [X] Dark Elf

Who is Nuffle? Nuffle is said to be the god of Blood Bowl.

The NBA believes in Nuffle, but we don't worship him, we curse the fickle, insane, sadistic bastard. Why, you may ask, because he sucks, and you may ask why he sucks. Nuffle sucks because he is a nothing of a god, he doesn't help out his followers nor does he punish his blasphemers. He screws everyone exactly the same way. You all have had the experience where you need to GFI to score that winning TD and you roll a 1 and then you RR another 1.

That is Nuffle screwing with you and he has done it to everyone in some way or another. Doesn't matter if you praise his name or curse him, he will still screw you some way, sooner or later, so you might as well curse him...
...it will definately make you feel better.

We don't claim that cursing Nuffle will help you to win, that would be just as silly as those who say that praising him will help you win, we say that it doesn't matter what you do Nuffle will screw you in the end. Go ahead and say it, "Nuffle Sucks!", you know you want to!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
  12 2 6 0 1 1 27/ 140k
(153)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge
-ma 26 2 4 0 1 2 26/ 140k
(140)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block
+AG, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle
  25 12 17 0 2 1 72/ 200k
(210)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 5 8
Kick, +AG, Block
  43 23 3 0 2 2 46/ 150k
(153)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
  10 2 1 0 1 1 12/ 120k
(138)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
  6 3 0 0 1 0 5/ 90k
(90)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  24 0 1 0 4 0 11/ 90k
(90)k
 
9
Witch Elf
7 4 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+ST, Block, Side Step
  16 1 3 0 1 4 32/ 200k
(243)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Side Step
  42 14 2 0 2 3 39/ 130k
(140)k
 
11
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Dump Off
  5 5 0 0 0 1 10/ 110k
(115)k
 
12
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  8 2 1 0 0 0 5/ 110k
(130)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
 
13 players  
Coach: bluetooth Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2070k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:44 (25/6/13) |TD Diff:38 (118 - 80) |Cas Diff:-22 (30/19/6 - 37/27/13)
Last Opponent: koe

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Lothlorien TreehuggersWood Elf1000k210/1/040k3 - 01000k70/1/050k52k
Naggaroth NigglingsDark Elf1090k241/0/050k4 - 11000k141/0/160k53k
Silver DodgersHigh Elf1190k231/0/090k4 - 21170k170/1/050k69k
Attack of the GnomesElf1320k131/0/170k1 - 21400k151/0/040k72k
Xahutec ThunderLizardmen1370k70/0/040k0 - 11260k161/2/050k57k
Fantasia ForrestersWood Elf1410k150/0/070k3 - 01550k70/0/060k78k
Woodpeckers IIIWood Elf1430k161/0/030k2 - 21360k160/0/160k50k
Miserable Mice of MisfortuneSkaven1480k303/3/140k3 - 11460k100/1/070k67k
Sunnybank ShriekersAmazon1500k271/1/060k5 - 01520k111/1/150k49k
Big FreakyAmazon1550k281/3/030k5 - 01520k80/1/050k62k
Skhorne FlakesChaos1650k110/0/050k2 - 11900k100/0/030k79k
Eternal RewardHigh Elf1660k210/0/080k4 - 11580k161/1/060k70k
Biker Mice From MarsSkaven1790k181/0/040k3 - 21840k120/1/060k100k
Pipe DreamDark Elf1870k200/0/030k3 - 01970k70/0/050k85k
WegorongHuman1810k131/0/030k1 - 21840k210/3/150k79k
Guild of Dark KnightsDark Elf1670k130/0/070k2 - 12560k162/1/030k74k
RomanesWood Elf1760k211/0/030k2 - 41800k292/2/080k87k
Whippendell WanderersWood Elf1740k262/0/070k4 - 11670k90/0/060k59k
Lethal InjectionNecromantic1860k170/0/150k2 - 11940k121/0/140k85k
Claw's Dark BloodDark Elf1760k160/1/060k2 - 41750k342/2/070k103k
Anonymous AlcoholicsDark Elf1840k131/0/060k1 - 21990k161/0/080k86k
Dreadclaw's DoublecrossersSkaven1930k211/1/040k3 - 11860k90/0/040k102k
Beleaguered VerminSkaven2010k303/2/040k4 - 02250k123/0/050k70k
Knights of the CrossHuman2110k252/1/140k3 - 12300k111/0/010k90k
We are Hunted By EMU!Dark Elf2210k90/1/040k0 - 32300k296/0/250k107k
Alavillamailla HallanvaaraWood Elf2080k160/0/060k2 - 52390k260/0/020k82k
Claw's Dark BloodDark Elf2180k292/1/080k4 - 22300k201/0/110k105k
Altdorf AlternatesHuman2190k190/0/060k4 - 02060k100/0/020k96k
Warpstone RazorsSkaven2020k291/0/020k5 - 52070k270/2/020k80k
Beleaguered VerminSkaven2110k180/1/060k3 - 12170k122/0/070k101k
No 1-turners in here!Skaven2220k130/0/060k2 - 02160k90/1/050k99k
Web PassionDark Elf2010k140/0/030k2 - 32620k221/1/120k114k
Nature PowerWood Elf2070k172/0/020k2 - 22180k162/1/220k111k
Contamination ThreatSkaven1970k190/1/040k2 - 41880k210/0/060k90k
Albion AssassinsElf2030k220/0/070k4 - 32060k231/0/010k99k
Athel Loren GuardiansWood Elf2150k160/0/040k2 - 63540k311/1/040k121k
Skum BagsUndead2230k120/0/050k2 - 22320k140/1/060k118k
Oh! You Pretty ThingsHigh Elf2300k140/0/050k2 - 51970k302/0/130k85k
Moon fanaticsNecromantic1880k291/1/170k5 - 12190k121/0/020k115k
Elven ShadowsWood Elf2010k80/0/060k0 - 22360k191/0/160k106k
Avelorn Ballet CompanyHigh Elf2090k210/1/060k4 - 11990k120/0/030k78k
Sherwood Forest On MarchWood Elf1960k210/0/060k4 - 42170k230/1/060k95k
knights of the coconutHigh Elf2070k111/0/040k1 - 12000k170/1/020k78k
koeHuman2140k202/0/140k2 - 02150k152/1/030k115k