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<DIV ALIGN="center"><i>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger Who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume, Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel. And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say could stick it away, Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And René DesCartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed, A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.</i> ______________________ </DIV> <DIV ALIGN="left"> Dwarves not being much for philosophy, the Zhufbar Dept. of Philosophy finds itself perennially underfunded (actually, they haven't had a student in nearly a century. The rest of the faculty strongly suggests the philosophers have just found a great excuse to sit around, drink beer and avoid student contact. The philosophers reply that the beer helps immensely in the comprehension of their esoteric texts) and has turned to Bloodbowl in order to fund their "research". In order to protect their reputations as serious academics, the philosophers have taken on the surname of their favorite thinkers as pseudonyms. For first names they've all taken on the name Bruce to make things easy to remember....</DIV>

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Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Charging Diggers	Dwarf	1000k	8	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1000k	8	0/0/1	90k	41k
Lager n Stout	Dwarf	980k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 2	1080k	11	0/1/0	30k	40k
Militia Templi	Dwarf	1030k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1070k	14	0/0/0	70k	48k