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<u>The Döner Meat</u>

<i>"The better the player was, the better the Döner is!"</i>

A Döner is rated by the meat, as simple as that. But finding the right meat ain't that easy though the better the player, the better the Döner will taste. Simple, right? Well, not quite that simple. As you see, a player could have suffered from an injury, making the meat less tasty, or the player was young when he died, making the meat, in most cases, dry and too salty. To conclude, the better a player was, the better the Döner tastes!


<u>The Master Chef</u>

<i>“Chef, don't forget your dead meat, it's waiting for you on the field!”</i>

Only the Master Chef (Strigoyan Lord) can collect meat for a Döner stick. When a player dies from a blow (only from a block) from him he will collect the meat after the match and bring it back to his Restaurant.


<u>The Preparation Of The Meat</u>

<i>“Do I really have to roll the stick?”</i>

The dead player is stripped of all his clothing, put on a table and hacked into pieces, thereafter the meat is then 'layered' - put in an oven so the meat will be easier to remove, layer by layer - hereafter the layers are put on a stick. This stick is then placed next to a fire where a goblin is put on duty; to roll the stick in circles so that the warmth from the fire will warm the meat evenly. A true Blackbox Döner is born!


<u>The Quality Control</u>

<i>“This Döner tastes just wonderful! What is it made of?”</i>

The better a Döner tastes, the more expensive it is. Simple. But how exactly is The Quality Control done? It's quite simple; The master chef takes a bite, decides how good the Döner is, then puts a Quality Control-stamp on it. This stamp decides how expensive the Döner is. There are thirteen different qualities for a Döner: <i>Rotten</i> (10k - 2 for the price of 1); <i>Poor</i> (10k); <i>Almost Eatable</i> (10k); <i>Eatable</i> (20k); <i>Eatable & Juicy</i> (20k); <i>Almost Tasty</i> (20k); <i>Pretty Tasty</i> (20k); <i>Tasty</i> (30k); <i>Tasty & Juicy</i> (30k); <i>Great Taste</i> (30k); <i>Excellent Taste</i> (40k); <i>Almost Unbeatable</i> (50k) and <i>Star Quality</i> (60k).


<u>The Döner Shop</u>

<i>“How much is it for that smelly one- Yes, the one in the corner?”</i>

Enter the Döner Shop and choose from the available Döners! All you need to do is PM me with your Döner reservation, find me in IRC, tell me you want the Döner and then dump the right amount of money. This gives you a Blackbox Döner ® icon!


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--> <td align="center" width="160" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Origin</b></td><!--
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Hop Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Almost Tasty</td><!--
--> <td align="center">5</td><!--
--> <td align="center">20k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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Loppi Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Almost Eatable</td><!--
--> <td align="center">1</td><!--
--> <td align="center">10k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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Ted II Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Almost Eatable</td><!--
--> <td align="center">1</td><!--
--> <td align="center">10k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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Shaitan III Döner</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Poor</td><!--
--> <td align="center">1/2</td><!--
--> <td align="center">5k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
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--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Döner n/a</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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Vanilla Coke (Bottle 1.5l)</a></td><!--
--> <td align="center">Star Quality</td><!--
--> <td align="center">50</td><!--
--> <td align="center">10k</td><!--
--> <td align="center">0</td><!--
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--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Players (Ret./Dead)</b></td><!--
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<b>Rookie</b></td><!--
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<b>Experienced</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Veteran</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Emerging Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Star Player</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Super-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Mega-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Legend</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>TOTAL</b></td><!--
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--> <td align="center" width="160" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Players (Ret./Dead)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category SPP</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="100" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Total Matches</b></td><!--
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<b>Rookie</b></td><!--
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<b>Experienced</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">2 (1/1)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">22</td><!--
--> <td align="center">28</td><!--
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<b>Veteran</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Emerging Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <tr class="odd"><!--
--> <td align="center">
<b>Star Player</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Super-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Mega-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Legend</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>TOTAL</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>2 (1/1)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>22</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>28</b></td><!--
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--> <td align="center" width="160" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Players (Ret./Dead)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="120" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Category SPP</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center" width="100" bgcolor="#000000"><font color="#fb1a1a"><b>Total Matches</b></td><!--
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<b>Rookie</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">18 (10/8)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">38</td><!--
--> <td align="center">92</td><!--
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<b>Experienced</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">3 (0/3)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">31</td><!--
--> <td align="center">30</td><!--
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<b>Veteran</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">3 (0/3)</td><!--
--> <td align="center">65</td><!--
--> <td align="center">44</td><!--
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<b>Emerging Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Star Player</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <td align="center">
<b>Super-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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--> <td align="center">
<b>Mega-Star</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>Legend</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
--> <td align="center">-</td><!--
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<b>TOTAL</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>24 (10/14)</b></td><!--
--> <td align="center"><b>134</b></td><!--
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Strigoyan Lord
6 6 2 8
Blood Lust, Claw, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Dodge, Block, Frenzy, Tackle, +ST, Mighty Blow
n 24 0 2 0 55 2 Legend
126
300k
(120+180)k
 
2
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle
  7 0 3 0 5 1 24/31 120k
(60+60)k
 
3
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Tackle
  23 0 4 0 6 1 29/31 120k
(60+60)k
 
4
Crypt Ghoul
6 2 3 7
Blood Lust, Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
5
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle, Side Step
n 10 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 95k
(35+60)k
 
6
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
7
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
8
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
n 7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 65k
(35+30)k
 
10
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  12 0 3 0 0 0 9/16 65k
(35+30)k
 
11
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 65k
(35+30)k
 
12
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
13
Alp
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  8 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 65k
(35+30)k
 
14
Thrall
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
-ma 3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 65k
(35+30)k
 
15
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Thrall
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
15 players  
Coach: RawMessiah Re-Rolls (120k): 8  
Race: Strigoyan Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 1755k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1755k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:24 (15/2/7) |TD Diff:12 (28 - 16) |Cas Diff:-29 (59/31/19 - 74/38/26)
Last Opponent: Skynet2.0

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Snot a ToomaSnotling1000k182/2/170k1 - 11220k184/1/060k66k
Lindy HoppersSquig Herders1100k141/1/140k1 - 01090k113/0/030k56k
In the name of OddrSkryre Slaves1170k164/0/0100k1 - 01140k134/0/0100k91k
Shadow AssassinEshin Adepts1200k235/2/1190k1 - 01490k40/1/10k87k
TrollfoodSnotling1310k192/2/090k1 - 01040k20/1/00k55k
Spice is NiceStrigoyan1450k173/1/070k2 - 11360k113/0/060k64k
Stabbing You QuietlyEshin Adepts1490k70/0/170k0 - 21470k191/2/180k71k
No Blood, No Party!Strigoyan1490k214/1/1110k2 - 01530k134/1/180k106k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1600k50/0/050k0 - 11570k124/1/1100k107k
Snot a ToomaSnotling1660k162/2/080k1 - 01580k152/0/360k89k
Me A Go Play Munchkin!Strigoyan1660k113/0/070k0 - 21270k255/4/180k96k
Ze Fat is GoneChaos Halfling1640k112/2/060k0 - 11970k161/1/150k98k
Cheatin Ain't EasyGoblin Cheaters1710k133/1/180k0 - 01790k132/3/050k97k
Just-Half-Ling-Half-SmackHalfling1760k153/1/180k0 - 32000k363/6/260k151k
computer gamesSkryre Slaves1740k182/1/030k2 - 11360k204/0/250k71k
Peterchens MordfahrtChaos Halfling1820k181/0/250k2 - 01780k156/1/360k89k
Runny noseSnotling1690k222/4/330k1 - 01700k195/2/070k76k
DudettesChaos Halfling1770k214/2/370k2 - 01610k213/3/240k87k
Li'l PetsHorrors of Tzeentch1800k264/1/170k3 - 01120k111/1/150k75k
Slugga SnotsSnotling1890k254/3/060k2 - 01750k162/3/170k61k
Turkey GravyGoblin1970k111/1/130k1 - 22020k266/3/230k83k
Dr Coil's LabortorySkryre Slaves1900k153/1/060k2 - 01720k141/1/250k83k
Slugga SnotsSnotling1920k232/3/140k2 - 01850k193/2/250k75k
Skynet2.0Skryre Slaves1930k142/0/150k1 - 21920k277/1/040k77k