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Shellshock
P [B] Elven Union

The last stop for elven players down on they're luck.. its either win here, die here, or stock shelves at the elven food store for the rest of your immortal life.

After several weeks in the Black box division, management has started a intensive acrobatic training course for all members of the team. Hopefully increasing the shelf life of players.

The last few games has seen the team take some incredible beatings in combination with heartbreaking losses. Its only the sadistic nature of management that keeps this team playing.

Game 12: The team wins a match against The Spawns of Nurgle, Hassamal a young elf which showed alot of promise and a rugged lineman by the name of Eric, both have badly infected wounds. The team doctors refuse to go near them, and both players are retired.. with their offer to help coach also turned down.

Game 13: The team wins against Do Not Bend, a very effective Khemri team, management takes the team for a nice dinner after the only injury was to a freebooter.

Game 15: This time the team plays against Beer Box. Luckily zombie linemen showed up to take the LOS beatings, once again leaving the team intact. Team doctors finally advise the coach to retire veteran biltzer Victor.

Game 16: Shellshock finds itself matched against a the Black Phantoms, a undead team. Nice play calling by the head coach leads to two blitzs in the first half for the elves. Followed by a scary second half in which they manage to pull out the win with only seven elves left on the field. Fan favorite Joey L also manages to stiff arm a mummy on the last play of the game killing it.

Game 17: Shellshock is matched against a dwarf team, never a good sign. The game plays out as expected.. most of the team injured and a few players trying to get to the ball as the dwarves slowly score. Back to the floor, also a sad day as our kicker Mal is killed.

Game 18: Matched against another dwarf team, this time the team manages a draw and no serious injuries. A successful game.. even if not much happened.

Game 19: Another loss of Shellshock, this time against a necro team. Star Blitzer Marcus is killed (Twice) as well as Jimmy McScrubby. The team is nearing the breaking point and management is seriously considering giving in and putting funds into a orc, dwarf, or undead team. (Welcome to Blackbox.)

Game 20: The teams first game under the new rules. Just for a change of pace the team is matched against a DWARF team. Again. Pretty predictable results follow. (This is my 3 match against dwarves in 4 games, please hurry up and make these guys extinct chaos.)

Game 21: Shellshock returns to the pitch against some Chaos dwarves, and loses. (4/5 matches against dwarves, I guess it's time to stop taking dodge?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dr. Vic
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(0)k
  
2
Marcus
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Poe
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+AG, Block, Dodge
   15 4 3 0 0 4 33/51 180k
(100+80)k
  
6
Fance Cink
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, +AG
   16 4 3 0 0 2 23/31 160k
(100+60)k
  
8
Dodad
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Block
   21 3 0 0 2 4 27/31 100k
(60+40)k
  
9
Mason
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Block
   10 3 1 0 1 1 13/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
10
D Mac
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Guard
   11 4 0 0 0 1 9/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
17
Fredrick Hideoustree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Edward Clumsyhammer
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
19
George Darkshield
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
20
Ian Vilelightning
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
21
Zachary Darkeagle
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
6 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Jasfmpgh Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1340k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (7/5/10) |TD Diff:-2 (24 - 26) |Cas Diff:-34 (18/9/7 - 35/20/13)
Last Opponent: Pizze

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Agents of the FBIVampire1000k161/1/360k1 - 11000k111/0/050k64k
Meet the MoeersGoblin1090k201/0/180k3 - 11050k81/0/070k56k
KillinggängetHuman1210k284/2/0100k4 - 01000k80/1/060k68k
Naming policy 001Dwarf1370k81/0/080k0 - 21100k191/3/280k65k
FloskelnLizardmen1340k01/0/00k0 - 11520k121/1/0120k72k
[B] Megga DeffOrc1170k80/0/080k1 - 11330k100/0/060k64k
Chinese GodsAmazon1270k120/0/070k2 - 01260k121/1/170k63k
Baxt strikes backOrc1370k100/0/070k1 - 21490k161/1/080k63k
Fast Food BoysChaos Dwarf1400k182/1/070k2 - 11420k132/0/130k74k
Angry girlsDwarf1520k90/0/030k1 - 11260k171/1/230k59k
Top Model ArabyTomb Kings1490k101/0/060k1 - 21340k213/3/040k63k
Spawns of NurgleNurgle1510k171/1/040k2 - 11810k140/3/050k80k
Do Not BendTomb Kings1440k122/0/070k1 - 01210k141/1/150k57k
Predacious MobNorse1500k111/1/060k0 - 11590k162/2/040k90k
Beer BoxOrc1580k212/2/070k1 - 11570k112/0/130k67k
[B]lack PhantomsShambling Undead1480k170/0/270k2 - 11230k143/1/070k47k
StulleDwarf1590k100/0/030k1 - 21410k192/0/130k57k
Starcraft DorfsDwarf1550k110/0/120k1 - 11730k101/0/060k62k
YeyesNecromantic Horror1600k71/0/070k0 - 11520k141/1/250k78k
Norn WanderersDwarf1470k80/1/030k0 - 31410k224/0/070k35k
Society of JesusNecromantic Horror1500k60/0/030k0 - 11420k182/1/250k26k
PizzeChaos Dwarf1340k70/0/030k0 - 21440k195/0/060k25k