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Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
Roster [X2] Halfling

<H2>"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash."</h2>
--Winston Churchill

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<H1>Ye Ole' Pint Tavern, established 2372</h1>
Named for the compact stature of its patrons rather than the measurement of its serving vessels, the YOPT is the assembly of those who know it's better to wake up in a pool of your own vomit than your own blood.<br>Outsiders nimble enough to fit through the door should expect to be greeted by Chef's nurgle stew and a swift boot to the groin.

<h2>Mottos</h2>"I'll walk in on my feet but I'll leave there on my back."
"We aim to please, so you aim too, please." (Sign posted above the urinal.)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Cuchulainn
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(100)k
  
2
Splinter MacGowan
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(100)k
  
3
Paddy Purpentine
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
4
Thirsty MacColl
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
5
Sally MacSloshed
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(15)k
  
6
Drizzle MacDrunkle
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Michael MacHurledonbutnotintotheloo
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
8
Robert O'Rideme
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
9
Seamus MacSeamin
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   2 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(20)k
  
10
Billy Befuddled
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
11
Padraig O'Puddle
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(0)k
  
12
Cathal MacCrapulous
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
13
Sean MacSotted
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(15)k
  
14
Liam O'Soused
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
11 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Sockosensei Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 820k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (2 - 1) |Cas Diff:3 (3/3/3 - 1/5/0)
Last Opponent: Jungle Park

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Cooper's Beer Fights BackSnotling1000k193/2/350k2 - 01000k90/2/080k65k
Jungle ParkGoblin Cheaters970k70/1/060k0 - 11140k121/3/070k65k