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SWL Season CI

<div align="left"> Farmer Fred used to be a peaceful man until a strange green light appeared in the sky and landed in his fields. After than all the animals started walking and talking. Fred himself grew to gigantic proportions and then decided that he had enough of farming and would try his luck at Blood Bowl. Cursed by the fans - FF peaked at 11 and has been as low as 5. Even when I win it goes down more often than it goes up. 32 games and its back where it started. <ul><li>F1 0-1-0 - Back and feeling a little more confident. The team were a little bit upset when Horse became the 1st retirement. 2 niggles and -Av didn't make up for +MA. <li>F1 1-2-5 16th. Woo hoo - up with the big boys now! and off to a losing start inspite of a perfect blitz. Then get torn apart (2 dead) by some poxy humies and things just kept getting worse. Failed apoths in successive games saw another niggle - to replace the one who got killed - and another dead. I feel sorry for Ermanu - who's poor DEs suffered a 1st turn Pitch Invasion to give me my 1st faction 1 win. Then in the final game Punch Out just managed to pull off the win by making all the rolls that mattered in the last 4 turns. We'll be back! <li>2b 2nd 2-2-0 - A bizarre draw against Santa's Khemri where I ought to have won inspite of awful 2nd half luck, but got greedy and rolled double skulls... and another odd draw against Pitch Black Blood and then thrashed Moonshadow's flings. <li>2b ??? 0-1-1 - Didn't manage to get enough games - but stayed up. <li>Qualifying 1st 6-1-1 <li>Qualifying 20th 0-2-1 <ull> </div>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Stockholm Knights II	High Elf	1000k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 3	1200k	18	1/0/0	50k	54k
Fiction Raiders	Orc	1050k	11	1/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1000k	9	0/0/0	60k	55k
KenSucksLegendaryDonkeyBalls	Undead	1140k	16	1/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1160k	8	0/0/0	60k	49k
Mean Censored	Khemri	1210k	15	1/2/0	50k	1 - 0	1220k	8	1/0/0	30k	49k
NBA Stars	Orc	1210k	14	2/0/1	90k	1 - 0	1260k	5	0/0/0	40k	58k
Asgard Sentinels	Norse	1320k	34	3/2/1	20k	4 - 0	1000k	7	0/1/0	70k	31k
Handy Cappers	Halfling	1420k	19	1/3/0	60k	2 - 1	1240k	13	1/0/0	30k	53k
Strange noises in the night	Skaven	1520k	12	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1610k	12	1/1/0	40k	47k
Dead Artists	Orc	1550k	12	1/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1580k	10	0/0/0	30k	54k
Minas Tirith Monarchs	Human	1610k	10	0/0/1	20k	1 - 3	1440k	20	1/2/0	70k	74k
Dead Waaarg	Orc	1640k	17	2/0/0	10k	2 - 0	1790k	10	1/2/0	0k	39k
Sword of Truth	Orc	1680k	9	0/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1610k	16	1/1/0	30k	62k
Dark Side Avengers	Dark Elf	1740k	15	0/2/0	40k	1 - 3	2510k	17	0/0/0	20k	70k
Mean Censored	Khemri	1810k	12	0/1/0	10k	1 - 1	1940k	12	0/1/0	0k	34k
Pitch Black Blood	Chaos	1850k	8	0/0/0	10k	1 - 1	1830k	14	1/1/1	20k	57k
Handy Cappers	Halfling	1880k	38	4/3/2	20k	4 - 1	1610k	12	0/0/0	50k	58k
Sword of Truth	Orc	1990k	23	0/0/2	60k	3 - 2	1780k	14	2/0/0	30k	60k
Pareto optimal Guardians	High Elf	2100k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	2200k	18	1/1/0	30k	73k
Minas Tirith Monarchs	Human	2140k	14	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1970k	14	1/0/2	20k	70k
Orcs	Orc	1990k	12	1/2/0	20k	0 - 1	2870k	10	1/0/0	20k	86k
Stockholm Knights II	High Elf	2040k	12	2/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1960k	14	1/1/0	30k	68k
Bhaggy Greens	Wood Elf	2110k	21	3/3/0	30k	1 - 1	2500k	14	1/0/1	10k	86k
Pitch Black Blood	Chaos	2100k	17	1/0/1	40k	2 - 2	2090k	11	1/0/0	20k	96k
warcry II	Dark Elf	2180k	19	2/0/0	20k	3 - 0	1980k	6	0/0/0	20k	75k
Punch Out	High Elf	2250k	8	0/0/2	0k	1 - 2	2390k	19	2/0/0	10k	77k
Eevil Edshrinkaz Express	Orc	2210k	19	0/3/0	50k	2 - 0	2150k	14	1/1/1	40k	59k
Shorties	Skaven	2190k	16	2/0/0	10k	2 - 1	1720k	10	0/0/0	30k	70k
F Los von Trent	Orc	2220k	10	4/0/0	20k	0 - 0	1970k	9	1/1/0	50k	67k
Encroaching Peeb	Skaven	2260k	21	1/0/1	30k	3 - 4	1610k	19	1/1/0	80k	81k
Burried bones	Undead	2320k	19	2/1/1	0k	3 - 0	1910k	7	1/0/0	40k	56k
W3 Orcs	Orc	2370k	19	1/1/0	30k	3 - 1	1990k	10	0/0/0	40k	57k
Eevil Edshrinkaz Express	Orc	2430k	11	0/1/1	40k	1 - 1	2580k	11	1/0/1	20k	81k