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The human crew of the good ship Venus has long ago won fame and fortune with this song. Now the ship´s rats want some of their own. They are not as creative as humans and therefore have started a Bloodbowl team to gain inspiration for their version of the song. The rules: 1 verse per game, and the opposing coach gets first rights to write it. We'll start with the original first phrases and work from there. (well, not quite original, but we have the family friendly thing to keep in mind. For the original, do check out the clip with the Muppets on Youtube) <i>It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, you should've seen us The figurehead was a </i>girl<i> in bed and the mast was a mammoth penis The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another [Chorus:] Friggin' in the riggin', Friggin' in the riggin', Friggin' in the riggin' There was </i>nothing <i> else to do |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Storm Vermin
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(0)k |
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2 |
Storm Vermin
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 90k
(95)k |
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4 |
Gutter Runner
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9 | 2 | 4 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 80k
(90)k |
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7 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(90)k |
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8 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(90)k |
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9 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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10 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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11 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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12 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 |   | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(55)k |
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13 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(0)k |
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8 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 1 (0/0/1) | | | TD Diff: | -1 (0 - 1) | | | Cas Diff: | -5 (0/0/0 - 2/3/0) |
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Last Opponent: Dwarf Fortress |
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Dwarf Fortress | Dwarf | 1000k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 0 - 1 | 1540k | 18 | 2/3/0 | 60k | 92k |