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Skills Pending [FT] Elven Union

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Macavity: Life Number Three
Thrower
6 3 4+ - 7+
Pass
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat
Catcher
8 3 4+ - 6+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Guard, Wrestle
 -av 20 1 7 0 0 3 37/28 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Rum Tum Tugger
Blitzer
7 3 4+ - 8+
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle
   30 2 3 0 6 3 38/28 170k
(110+60)k
  
4
A Roly-Poly Jellicle Cat
Blitzer
7 3 4+ - 8+
Block, Side Step
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Mungojerrie
Catcher
8 4 4+ - 7+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+ST, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   29 3 17 0 11 3 91/50 240k
(100+140)k
  
6
Bombalurina
Catcher
8 3 4+ - 6+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
 -av 13 0 7 0 0 0 21/24 140k
(100+40)k
  
7
Old Deuteronomy
Lineman
6 3 3+ - 6+
Kick
 -ag, n, -av, m 26 4 0 0 0 2 14/20 80k
(0)k
  
8
Gilbert
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Griddlebone
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+
Wrestle, Side Step
   10 1 1 0 1 2 16/24 100k
(60+40)k
  
10
Miss Mistoffelees
Lineman
6 4 4+ - 7+
+ST
   6 4 0 0 1 0 6/20 110k
(60+50)k
  
11
Coricopat
Catcher
10 3 4+ - 7+
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+MA, +MA, Wrestle
   15 2 9 0 1 1 36/28 180k
(100+80)k
  
12
Jellylorum
Thrower
6 3 4+ - 7+
Pass
Strong Arm, Accurate
   12 11 0 0 0 1 16/24 120k
(70+50)k
  
13
Pouncival
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Mumblebrutus
Lineman
6 3 4+ - 7+   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/18 60k
(60+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: wrshamilton Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Dedicated Fans: 7  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (13/7/10) |TD Diff:4 (55 - 51) |Cas Diff:-43 (20/20/3 - 36/27/23)
Last Opponent: Evil Nuffle's Elf Fun (LIVE)

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
T.B. BluesNurgle1000k80/0/040k1 - 31000k171/1/080k1k
ShadrachHuman1000k100/1/040k1 - 21060k200/1/270k1k
Smorgas BroadsHalfling1000k122/0/040k2 - 01030k81/1/070k1k
Philosophically SpeakingChaos Renegade1080k90/2/070k1 - 11070k112/0/180k1k
WarpStoned ShadowsUnderworld Denizens1160k50/0/050k0 - 31340k213/1/060k1k
Kislev NightstalkersNecromantic Horror1280k172/0/040k2 - 11360k90/0/020k1k
Pact of PowerChaos Renegade1350k50/0/010k0 - 21460k161/2/270k1k
Country SuperstarsShambling Undead1170k151/1/060k1 - 21120k151/0/250k0k
Country SuperstarsShambling Undead1230k120/1/150k2 - 11180k132/2/050k2k
ShortmansChaos Dwarf1300k140/0/160k2 - 11520k70/0/040k1k
Norscan BlizzardNorse1310k131/0/060k2 - 01330k71/2/020k1k
Forbidden SirensShambling Undead1340k161/0/050k3 - 01340k112/1/120k1k
Ancas a la Parrilla BBCSlann1460k160/1/080k2 - 11610k131/1/260k1k
Forbidden SirensShambling Undead1410k121/1/050k1 - 11460k112/0/060k1k
Goon Anti-Elf BrigadeChaos Renegade1530k130/0/070k2 - 11560k131/1/120k1k
Gobias IndustriesSkaven1520k191/1/030k2 - 21550k201/1/140k1k
BrieserkersSkaven1480k110/0/060k2 - 21450k141/1/050k1k
Cookie DoughOgre1590k102/0/050k1 - 21760k183/1/280k1k
Fresh Free and FlyWood Elf1540k162/0/060k2 - 21530k121/0/050k1k
Frostforge CagefightersNorse1610k61/0/060k0 - 21600k141/1/170k1k
Gobias IndustriesSkaven1530k170/1/030k3 - 41500k211/0/070k1k
Orcden ParliamentOrc1560k120/1/060k1 - 21560k160/2/250k0k
Firebellies FantastiqueSlann1420k201/0/070k4 - 11430k121/1/020k1k
Underworld UnderlingsUnderworld Denizens1670k282/2/160k4 - 21730k161/1/230k1k
Japanese CartoonNorse1740k170/2/060k2 - 11720k111/1/130k0k
Danny DeVito FanclubChaos Dwarf1640k90/0/060k1 - 31600k190/2/150k1k
KickinatorsChaos Chosen1420k141/0/050k2 - 21400k223/1/240k1k
BloedDoetGoedVampire1560k181/2/070k2 - 11450k132/1/030k1k
Unbreakable SnowflakesWood Elf1750k181/2/050k2 - 11720k121/0/040k0k
Evil Nuffle's Elf Fun (LIVE)Elven Union1780k290/2/020k5 - 51670k301/1/060k1k