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Me Fail Bonhead...UNPOSSIBLE
Retired [FT] Ogre

The biggest bunch of morons I've had the misfortune to coach! So far they've made it their habit to come within a pencil width away from the td line, sometimes in *both* halves, only to fail the last crucial roll (snakes on a bonehead, snakes on a gfi: all the same to these guys).

As a matter of curiosity, I've kept a record of the number of actions and the number of boneheads each ogre makes. This allows me to work out the 'bonehead frequency' of each ogre, how many more or less boneheads they are making compared to the statistical average.

((boneheads/actions) - (1/6))*600)+100


<b>Overall Bonehead Frequency: 117.2%</b>




Trying to play a game against every race! Teams to play:

Amazon
Chaos Dwarf
Chaos Pact
Dark Elf
Dwarf
Elf
Halfling
High Elf
Human
Khemri
Lizardmen
Norse
Nurgle
Ogre
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On, Guard
  11 0 0 1 5 1 17/ 180k
(140+40)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On
  4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 160k
(140+20)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On, Break Tackle, Juggernaut
  11 0 0 0 17 0 34/ 200k
(140+60)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On, Break Tackle
  11 0 2 0 5 1 21/ 180k
(140+40)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  7 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 160k
(140+20)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
8
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
  10 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 40k
(20+20)k
 
10
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
11
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
12
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  11 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
13
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
14
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
-st, m 11 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(0)k
 
15
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
  10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 40k
(20+20)k
 
16
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
14 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: Aflo Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (2/4/5) |TD Diff:-3 (8 - 11) |Cas Diff:-5 (17/9/8 - 25/10/4)
Last Opponent: Dreadbash Goons

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Jump! Jump! ... Jump Around IISlann1000k80/1/120k0 - 11060k181/2/130k1k
Neo Cryptiques RomantiquesNecromantic Horror980k110/1/230k1 - 1980k142/0/170k0k
HeraclionVampire1080k121/1/0120k1 - 01000k00/0/00k1k
Rios RĂ¡pidosWood Elf1110k152/2/050k1 - 31020k161/0/070k2k
Academy of DeathShambling Undead1310k151/1/260k1 - 11240k155/0/180k1k
We pray 4 NuffleChaos Chosen1180k201/1/360k2 - 01150k103/1/050k2k
Underworld Underworlders BetaUnderworld Denizens1170k81/0/010k0 - 11020k133/0/070k0k
We Never CheatzGoblin1370k185/2/040k0 - 11530k153/1/040k1k
We Da Bestist FFB BetaOrc1330k50/0/040k0 - 11270k185/3/020k1k
Schmidt's Sausage HausSkaven1350k133/0/020k1 - 11420k120/2/040k2k
Dreadbash GoonsGoblin1420k133/0/020k1 - 11190k72/1/160k1k