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Warm Beer, Cold Women
Retired [X] Dark Elf

A songtitle from Tom Waits' brilliant album "Nighthawks at the Diner".

I think it's the saddest 4 words I've ever heard, so a fitting theme for my new Dark Elfs. It always makes me sad playing them.

Still, gots to get those awards, so 15 more games of misery.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Emotional Weather Report
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   3 1 1 0 0 1 9/ 90k
(90)k
  
2
On a Foggy NIght
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   3 0 1 0 4 0 11/ 90k
(90)k
  
3
Eggs and Sausage in a Cadillac with Susan Michelson
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(70)k
  
4
Better off without a Wife
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
5
Putnam County
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
6
A Nocturnal Emission
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
7
Nobody
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
8
Big Joe and Phantom 309
Lineman
6 3 4 8 m 3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(0)k
  
9
Closing
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70)k
  
10
Record Plant Studios
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   3 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 90k
(90)k
  
11
Bones Howe
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Cloggy Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:3 (5 - 2) |Cas Diff:3 (1/4/2 - 2/2/0)
Last Opponent: Bornheim Ultras

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Maesbury MaraudersGoblin1000k191/3/040k3 - 01420k81/1/060k43k
CarlinsGoblin1080k160/1/280k2 - 11240k81/0/040k67k
Bornheim UltrasDark Elf1210k00/0/00k0 - 11100k140/1/0100k39k