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Bristol Darkness
Retired [R] Dark Elf

<b>Bristol Darkness</b>

They are a bunch of suicidal <b>Emo Elves</b>
they keep <b>winning</b>, but they also keep <b>Dieing</b>

These <b>dumb Emos</b> enjoy sitting in the KO box writing poems.

After <b>game 2</b> we really learned just how <b>EMO</b> these guys are,
with Two <b>Blitzers</b> just outright slitting their wrists,
they didn't leave us their <b>names</b>, they will be <b>easily forgotten</b>

so in light of recent events the <b>Emo Elves</b> are taking up the appearance
of this <b>"emo"</b> style and playing in the true sense, let the <b>attempt to
build begin</b>, but will the current players <b>fail</b> to <b>commit suicide</b>
long enough for us to recruit more to our cause?

So if your a <b>sheep following the crowd</b> this is the place for <b>you!</b>

Things are looking up for the Emo's after <b>Game 3</b>
they managed to avoid suicide this game
& even managed to hire some new <b>friends</b>
They Only wanted to be accepted, and we welcomed them with <b>open arms</b>

Here are the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=649036"><b>new recruits</b></a>,

This is what we did to them to make them turn to such <b>suicidal thoughts</b>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3137346"><b>the poem</b></a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oleth
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Fend
   9 1 6 0 1 2 31/ 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Orrth
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 100k
(100+0)k
  
3
Luhrr
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   8 2 5 0 1 0 19/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Wilma
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Bargh
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
   1 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Julius Coldfield
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   7 1 0 1 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Qwarr
Lineman
6 3 4 7 -av, m 8 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(0)k
  
8
Durhh
Lineman
6 3 4 8   8 2 0 0 1 0 4/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Plarth
Lineman
7 3 4 8
Block, +MA
   9 0 2 0 3 1 17/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
10
Sean Goldeagle
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Currin
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Accurate, Safe Throw
   8 11 2 0 0 1 22/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
17
Brian Blueeagle
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Skindog Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1350k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (3/4/2) |TD Diff:3 (16 - 13) |Cas Diff:-9 (5/5/2 - 9/7/5)
Last Opponent: keep us comp 2nite

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Goons Liek HugzChaos Renegade1000k232/0/180k3 - 0970k140/1/150k11k
FaelersHuman1030k181/1/030k2 - 11000k121/0/120k20k
We Long To Be AcceptedChaos Renegade1070k171/2/160k2 - 01090k92/1/040k17k
Squirrelr HuntersWood Elf1120k130/0/050k1 - 11120k140/0/150k24k
Greetings from BeyondShambling Undead1200k140/1/070k2 - 21140k160/1/140k26k
Deluxe Bone SplittersChaos Dwarf1210k110/0/070k1 - 21230k130/1/030k29k
Pimpalis VWood Elf1260k181/1/040k1 - 31130k160/0/020k23k
Morb DiffusionNurgle1290k130/0/080k2 - 21350k181/2/050k25k
keep us comp 2niteChaos Dwarf1290k130/0/040k2 - 21330k265/1/150k22k