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Geordie Pride
Retired [L] Chaos Chosen



Geordie n. & adj. Brit. colloq. n.
1 a native of Tyneside.
2 the dialect spoken on Tyneside.
adj. of or relating to Tyneside, its people, or its dialect.
Oxford Dictionary.



A tribute to my adopted home of Newcastle Upon Tyne, we present a collection of the North East's greatest heroes to join the WIL in the new CRP revolution! Viva la ClawPOMB!


WIL SEASON XXI
~Finished 5th in India Regional Division~
2/1/5

A frustrating debut season saw the Geordies attempt to get a stable squad and some basic skills. Sting came through as the standout player of the season with a Strength increase and Block early on.


WIL SEASON XXII
~Winners of Aeryn Regional Division~
4/1/0
(2 more wins via concession)

The team draft in a Minotaur to start their second season, believing a bit more muscle could bring the results the Toon Army are looking for? She delivers and the team go on a four game winning streak until Kung Pow injures her and the team doctor fails to save her. Regardless, the team wins the division and is promoted.


WIL SEASON XXIII
~Relegated from the Unicorn Conference~
0/2/5

A terrible start to life in the Conferences, and the team notices the difference in quality of teams as it struggles to keep up. A lack of players and a lack of skills hampers the teams chances of staying up in their debut season in the conference, and predictably they finish last and crash back down to the Regionals...


WIL SEASON XXIV
~Finished 4th in Morien Regional Division~
4/1/2

A better start to the season back in the regionals, drawing their first match due to a goalline trip for the winning TD, going on to win against the strong Nurgle opposition. The season suffered a slump later on however, getting beaten by two far lower valued teams as a lack of bench and an excess of inducements favoured their opponents. Despite midtable mediocrity the team is promoted due to being a high scoring non-winner and multiple drop outs. Another shot at the conference beckons!


WIL SEASON XXV
~Promoted from the WIL Unicorn Conference via playoffs~
4/2/1

A huge improvement on the first attempt at the Conferences, the team bounces back from an opening day defeat, with a current winning streak of three games. The team is bloated and running low on players, but finally seems to have learnt how to do what Chaos do best with several games won early on by crushing the opposition. A slow end to the season means midtable beckons by the looks of things, but a final push gets second place after all. A win in the playoff games means we join the Premiership for the first time next season!


WIL SEASON XXVI
~Finished 4th in the WIL Premier Division~
4/2/3

The team start with a win in their debut season in the top flight, but are brought back down with a crash as early in the season they lose their all-time leading TD scorer Sting. With this early loss it looks like it could be a struggle to survive amongst the big boys? A solid midseason leads the team to a chance of glory, but failure to beat the other teams in contentions leads them to finish in the survival zone but out of the silverware. Very pleased with the teams Premier debut and expecting big things from them next season!


WIL SEASON XXVII
~Finished 3rd in the WIL Premier Division~
4/3/2

A very frustrating second season in the Premier Division, where the opponents continually manage to defy the odds at each occasion despite the Chaos taking them to pieces. This story repeats itself over and over throughout the season that seems to be shaping up as a battle to stay up rather than challenge for silverware. All turns out alright in the end after a surge in the last couple of games leaves the team comfortably staying in the Premiership.


WIL SEASON XXVIII
~Finished 2nd in the WIL Premier Division~
7/1/1

Despite an almost unbeaten season the team finish second to PeteW's Norse, even after obliterating them in their meeting. The team and coach go into semi retirement, and begin a tour of the local pub team scene in preparation for their triumphant return to the WIL once coach Cribble has the time to dedicate to these Geordie psychos...



WIL SEASON XXXVI
~Finished 3rd in the WIL Lion Conference~
3/2/2

After an eight season absence, and with a renewed vigour the team returns to the WIL, searching for more blood and perhaps a kebab? Restarting in the Conferences doesn't deter the North Easterners, and only makes them more determined to regain their position in the Premier Division! A promising start was stalled by the loss of several key players early on, and the team finished one point short of the second place that would have given them a playoff shot. Licking their wounds, they continue to rebuild for former glory!

Current deadlines
Waiting for new season
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ant McPartlin
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block
   4 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
2
Declan Donnelly
Chosen Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Diving Tackle
 -ma 31 3 3 1 1 3 31/ 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Alan Shearer
Chosen Blocker
5 5 3 9
Mighty Blow, Piling On, +ST, Block, Claw, Tentacles
 m 73 1 7 1 70 4 Legend
184
 250k
(0)k
  
4
Bobby Robson
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Claw, Block, Tackle, Frenzy
   74 1 3 0 94 5 Legend
223
 220k
(100+120)k
  
5
Gazza
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Guard, Tackle, Block
   37 0 7 1 3 3 44/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
6
Robson Green
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 6
Horns
Dirty Player, Wrestle
 -av, -av 56 2 0 0 2 3 21/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
7
Sting
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Frenzy, Tackle
 -ag 26 0 4 0 2 4 36/ 120k
(60+60)k
  
8
Brian Johnson
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Extra Arms, Sure Hands
   10 2 2 0 1 2 20/ 100k
(60+40)k
  
9
Sid Waddell
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Jimmy Fivebellies
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 7
Horns
Diving Tackle, Stand Firm, +ST, Block
 -av 49 3 4 0 2 9 64/ 180k
(60+120)k
  
12
Peter Beardsley
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow, Claw, Jump Up, Piling On, Block
   66 3 12 0 48 5 160/ 170k
(60+110)k
  
16
The Angel of the North
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 150k
(150+0)k
  
11 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 200k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:74 (33/18/23) |TD Diff:10 (97 - 87) |Cas Diff:165 (164/104/49 - 92/46/14)
Last Opponent: Salamonis Glory

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Nottingham RenegadesChaos Renegade990k111/1/060k0 - 11000k192/2/020k15k
ZetlandSkaven990k111/0/080k1 - 2950k194/0/060k15k
White Isle UnderlingsUnderworld Denizens1010k111/1/050k1 - 01100k81/0/060k12k
Slayhouse DisneyUnderworld Denizens1100k152/1/060k1 - 21190k131/0/070k21k
TardigradeHuman1170k141/0/070k2 - 11210k110/1/060k15k
MacSlann HighlandersSlann1200k171/2/140k1 - 11140k90/0/050k17k
Sierra RerunsShambling Undead1330k50/0/050k0 - 21350k173/0/160k23k
Ebil Zneaky WorzhipperzChaos Dwarf1270k120/2/050k1 - 21220k152/0/070k21k
WI UndergroundersSkaven1540k183/1/120k1 - 01390k70/1/060k26k
Second Class LoungeLizardmen1440k120/0/070k2 - 01300k91/0/130k17k
Boys Dont Like FringesDwarf1620k110/1/080k1 - 01630k111/1/120k28k
Kung Pow!!Chaos Dwarf1530k141/0/060k2 - 11580k161/2/170k29k
Crawley CreepersDark Elf1400k170/3/180k1 - 11660k110/0/050k26k
White Isle LizardsLizardmen1500k132/0/020k1 - 41610k242/1/060k30k
Rickson By ArmbarOrc1520k183/1/050k1 - 21630k161/1/050k25k
Cambridge Famous PuntsChaos Dwarf1580k121/1/050k1 - 21600k172/1/070k24k
Doomed by NuffleDark Elf1540k203/0/230k1 - 11660k152/1/050k21k
Swan LawnElven Union1560k152/1/040k1 - 21350k140/0/070k20k
Queens Park RaidersChaos Dwarf1740k91/0/030k1 - 22020k173/0/180k34k
Game of Thrones 2011Nurgle1730k172/1/260k1 - 11620k102/0/060k28k
San DieAgo CadavresShambling Undead1760k141/2/070k1 - 11200k111/0/070k22k
Bubonic PhalanxNurgle1750k170/2/160k2 - 01610k91/1/030k25k
Rough RidesAmazon1680k153/0/030k2 - 11900k102/0/070k30k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse1890k81/1/040k0 - 31380k204/0/040k30k
Double 10 > YouChaos Renegade1810k173/1/070k2 - 01360k92/0/050k31k
Stark Family RobinsonHigh Elf1960k142/1/130k0 - 31460k170/0/050k27k
Slayhouse DisneyUnderworld Denizens1960k185/0/070k2 - 01470k70/1/030k22k
Clan Mac FeegleSkaven1900k102/0/060k0 - 31860k170/0/070k31k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse2000k204/2/020k2 - 11600k113/0/130k35k
Garden City ReaversHuman1930k191/2/160k2 - 01460k101/0/020k20k
White Isle RetailOrc2010k254/3/150k2 - 02060k81/0/060k20k
White County FFCChaos Chosen2030k130/2/040k1 - 11630k192/3/070k27k
Power of WormsShambling Undead1880k224/2/170k1 - 11740k100/1/020k29k
Pleasure and Pain VIIIChaos Chosen2070k233/1/270k2 - 12120k183/1/130k35k
WIL Nurse for CashDark Elf1910k151/1/070k2 - 11490k111/0/010k32k
Death Isle GhostsShambling Undead2100k122/1/070k0 - 21790k152/1/160k31k
NafiaTomb Kings1790k213/1/220k1 - 11890k110/1/020k30k
HarsH NorthChaos Chosen1980k141/0/160k2 - 11940k101/0/020k31k
W.I.L. HighHigh Elf2080k192/1/160k2 - 11890k110/0/010k33k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse1990k192/1/150k2 - 11830k140/2/130k36k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf1890k131/2/030k1 - 31470k190/1/080k42k
Bubonic PhalanxNurgle2000k183/0/230k1 - 11970k181/4/030k30k
[H] Rebel PrideHigh Elf1870k202/3/240k1 - 41960k190/0/040k33k
Taking the BiscuitLizardmen2040k193/4/020k0 - 02140k91/1/040k35k
WIL Nurse for CashDark Elf2000k221/1/450k1 - 01720k70/0/020k32k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf2090k244/5/050k2 - 31730k170/0/080k32k
Bubonic PhalanxNurgle2120k172/2/070k1 - 02080k91/1/030k33k
Clan Mac FeegleSkaven2050k204/2/020k1 - 11620k100/0/040k29k
Pleasure and Pain VIIIChaos Chosen2150k124/0/020k0 - 12170k161/3/070k31k
[H] Rebel PrideHigh Elf1760k202/2/050k2 - 21840k141/0/050k22k
South of EternityNecromantic Horror2170k253/4/060k2 - 12090k151/2/010k30k
Boys Dont Like FringesDwarf2020k293/1/360k3 - 01700k91/0/040k37k
South of EternityNecromantic Horror2260k254/3/050k2 - 22050k225/0/120k30k
Pleasure and Pain VIIIChaos Chosen2170k274/4/140k2 - 02070k206/1/020k32k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse2150k283/5/250k2 - 02080k50/0/010k34k
fighting greenskinsOrc2250k285/4/070k1 - 22270k161/1/060k31k
Pine Valley CosmonautsWood Elf2160k296/2/150k2 - 11510k110/1/020k32k
Something is RottingNurgle2110k142/0/250k1 - 02080k50/0/020k37k
Putting the Wight in WILNecromantic Horror2300k211/4/070k2 - 02000k113/0/010k26k
Clan Mac FeegleSkaven2300k244/0/250k3 - 21880k170/1/120k35k
Death Isle GhostsShambling Undead1900k150/1/180k2 - 11930k122/0/130k35k
Glorious Canuckistan MooseChaos Dwarf2160k212/2/170k2 - 01160k60/0/020k28k
Surfing the WhiteIsleNorse2210k121/1/050k1 - 01780k122/0/230k36k
Har Ganeth HeadrippersDark Elf1980k131/0/360k0 - 11880k142/0/060k44k
Jorvik RaidersNecromantic Horror1970k204/2/080k1 - 11920k90/0/070k35k
Rickson By ArmbarOrc1980k181/2/070k2 - 01930k91/0/060k38k
White NurgislersNurgle2040k265/3/130k1 - 11900k151/3/040k34k
Salamonis GloryHigh Elf1800k185/1/060k1 - 21460k150/0/050k42k
V for Vendetta!Dark Elf2040k152/0/140k1 - 11720k120/0/030k35k
Its Gone ViralNurgle2030k225/1/260k1 - 11900k121/1/070k31k
fighting greenskinsOrc1980k203/1/080k2 - 21880k152/0/040k31k
Pour le MériteElven Union2100k152/1/060k2 - 11800k111/0/030k37k
Jorvik RaidersNecromantic Horror2160k151/1/130k1 - 21870k246/3/050k29k
Salamonis GloryHigh Elf1990k122/0/120k1 - 21590k160/1/070k33k