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Roster [B] Nurgle

'dem bert is a scoring machine!!! Bert Hate Me already has 2 TDs in 17 games, and has stated on his blog that he hopes to someday fall down and die a painful death thus never scoring again.
Edit... he's dead.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dirty Bert
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Ro-bert
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
Leroy Vilehawk
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Leader
   7 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
4
George Weakbert
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Bert
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   13 1 3 0 2 0 14/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Medium Bertha
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
   6 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Vernon Millfinkle
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge
   23 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 180k
(110+70)k
  
8
Bert Porksnot
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Dodge, Block
   22 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
9
Morrimu Stinksock
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   23 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 130k
(110+20)k
  
10
Ned Bertador
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   23 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
11
He Hate Bert
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
12
Q-Bert
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   10 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Beerox Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1400k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1400k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:23 (6/10/7) |TD Diff:-1 (12 - 13) |Cas Diff:-2 (20/15/3 - 17/14/9)
Last Opponent: Gameness

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Everdashing GobstompersGoblin1000k91/1/050k0 - 11000k80/0/070k16k
CKnoors Crunchy ChaosChaos Chosen1000k71/0/040k0 - 01000k70/0/160k12k
Mike Tyson's Punch OutLizardmen1030k70/0/120k0 - 11040k161/3/060k17k
I Lose AlotChaos Chosen1030k101/0/050k1 - 01010k50/0/060k19k
Old Orcdonald's FarmOrc1150k80/0/040k1 - 01200k71/0/060k24k
KoDTOrc1160k71/0/070k0 - 01230k71/0/060k25k
Crimson RosesChaos Chosen1210k91/1/030k0 - 01110k110/3/170k19k
Run-AmuckChaos Chosen1170k50/0/030k0 - 01190k91/1/040k19k
Chaos BBox Little Angry PlayerChaos Dwarf1250k101/0/050k1 - 11370k100/0/060k28k
Malodorous PervertsNurgle1280k71/0/070k0 - 11250k122/0/050k24k
Shickered Skank SlappersDwarf1390k122/0/050k1 - 01350k71/0/040k24k
Bugman's BravestDwarf1430k161/2/160k1 - 01510k60/0/050k26k
Nordiques de QCChaos Dwarf1490k111/1/130k0 - 11680k183/2/080k29k
[B] Fight for KissesChaos Dwarf1510k101/0/040k1 - 21550k151/0/080k29k
ummm noChaos Renegade1290k80/0/040k1 - 11320k142/2/070k26k
Rez PleaseNecromantic Horror1330k130/2/070k1 - 11350k140/1/250k26k
Wingless Red BullsChaos Dwarf1260k71/0/080k0 - 01250k90/1/120k25k
Greenskin KnightsOrc1290k121/2/070k0 - 11300k100/0/170k22k
Asklom's GuardiansDwarf1300k214/1/070k2 - 01280k80/0/160k27k
Ain Elohim HardcoreChaos Dwarf1330k71/0/070k0 - 01290k91/1/030k23k
Inglorius FollowersHuman1390k120/2/050k1 - 11450k80/0/060k30k
What's FantasyChaos Dwarf1400k20/2/00k0 - 21410k263/0/250k33k
GamenessShambling Undead1330k121/1/060k1 - 01300k60/0/070k35k