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"Why all that violence?!"





We do not expect to crush other teams.
We do not expect to win a lot of games.
We do not expect to score many touchdowns.
We do not expect to be competitive very often.
We do not expect to field a full team in second half.
We DO expect having a good time and funny moments!

Missing races for full grid:


Current ARRun (Jun/Jul 2018): 0 | 0 | 3
Legends:
none

Super Stars:
none

Stars: (1)


Emerging Stars: (2)


Veterans: (4)



Experienced Players: (12)



Rookies: (25)


Tournaments

none

Black Box Sprints and ARRuns (*still in progress; last updated 24/05/2018)
DateClass (Box)GamesTDCASPointsRankRank (Race)ARRARR (Race)
Jun/Jul 2018Main0 | 0 | 3 (3)1 | 5 (-4)5 | 17 (-12)3????
Apr/May 2018Main4 | 0 | 7 (11)9 | 18 (-9)34 | 43 (-9)2375*2*25*2*
Feb/Mar 2018Main0 | 1 | 4 (5)4 | 8 (-4)14 | 20 (-6)6>2507>3316
Feb/Mar 2015Main0 | 0 | 2 (2)0 | 4 (-4)7 | 11 (-4)2>25014>3333
Dec/Jan 2014/15Junior1 | 0 | 2 (3)3 | 4 (-1)11 | 19 (-8)3>25013>339
Dec/Jan 2014/15Main1 | 3 | 6 (10)6 | 16 (-10)34 | 51 (-17)16>2503
Oct/Nov 2014Junior0 | 1 | 1 (2)1 | 6 (-5)8 | 12 (-4)1>25012>3316
Oct/Nov 2014Main0 | 1 | 2 (3)1 | 9 (-8)11 | 22 (-11)4>2504

2018 04/05:
Legends:
none

Super Stars: (1)


Stars:
none

Emerging Stars: (1)


Veterans: (2)


Experienced Players: (8)


Rookies: (8)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
2
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
3
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
4
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch
  14 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 40k
(20+20)k
 
5
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
6
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
  39 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
8
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
  30 1 1 1 1 0 8/16 40k
(20+20)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(0)k
 
10
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
11
Ogre
6 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Strong Arm, Stand Firm, +MA, Break Tackle, Guard
  63 0 0 0 21 8 82/176 250k
(140+110)k
 
12
Ogre
5 5 3 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, +AG, Grab, Break Tackle
  65 2 16 1 33 4 138/176 270k
(140+130)k
 
13
Ogre
5 6 1 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
+ST, Block
-ag 7 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 220k
(140+80)k
 
14
Ogre
6 6 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, Block, +ST, +MA, Multiple Block
  62 0 2 0 57 3 135/176 290k
(140+150)k
 
15
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Stand Firm
  19 0 1 0 3 6 39/51 210k
(140+70)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  6 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Markusen Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1810k / 1990k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:68 (15/13/40) |TD Diff:-51 (49 - 100) |Cas Diff:-64 (113/62/25 - 186/57/21)
Last Opponent: Nuffle's Bartenders

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
BBlackrock OrcsOrc1000k151/0/160k2 - 1990k163/0/030k16k
Magrog MaraudersOrc1050k194/2/080k2 - 01000k111/2/040k13k
Syrianska FCTomb Kings1130k101/0/050k1 - 11000k91/0/030k15k
Syrianska FCTomb Kings1180k143/1/060k1 - 01140k133/0/010k16k
Lingerie XIAmazon1210k91/1/080k0 - 11060k80/0/050k16k
I GalbaniniSkaven1370k173/0/050k2 - 01580k111/0/180k24k
Acxotecatl FrogsSlann1320k70/2/040k0 - 21170k130/1/070k22k
Pax, NoxDark Elf1320k72/0/030k0 - 51410k351/1/380k27k
Knights o' the Round TableHuman1300k92/0/110k0 - 31290k221/1/180k33k
ChemeKTomb Kings1350k140/2/230k1 - 01390k92/0/070k29k
Skelden OrksOrc1480k181/1/020k3 - 01410k60/0/020k23k
Lyonesse LancersHuman1540k173/0/060k2 - 21430k193/0/070k32k
jonasenanoDwarf1580k80/0/040k1 - 21490k203/1/060k23k
ChaosthorChaos Chosen1470k134/0/050k0 - 11420k122/0/050k23k
Scarsi ma FeLIZZY IILizardmen1640k163/1/170k1 - 11600k183/2/030k29k
I 7-1 NaniChaos Dwarf1610k92/1/020k0 - 21680k193/1/040k28k
Stones n' SticksShambling Undead1670k112/2/060k0 - 11560k95/1/070k30k
Malkavian GanBangVampire1610k142/0/130k1 - 01700k163/1/120k21k
Karond KardigansDark Elf1560k134/0/010k0 - 21450k172/0/060k25k
Irrational FarmersShambling Undead1730k00/0/00k0 - 11840k172/1/0100k33k
Rock and GromrilDwarf1640k71/1/030k0 - 11620k172/1/260k24k
New Order of ChaosChaos Renegade1400k101/0/050k1 - 31270k162/1/060k27k
carmagedonnChaos Renegade1380k00/0/00k0 - 11350k121/0/0100k21k
MatanzosNurgle1510k80/0/020k1 - 11410k171/1/140k25k
Nufflez NightmarezChaos Chosen1520k142/0/170k1 - 11480k193/2/040k31k
BattlePestNurgle1190k70/1/030k0 - 21140k172/1/030k21k
Deathlike SilenceChaos Chosen1520k111/2/040k0 - 21560k171/2/050k24k
Most definately HUmanHuman1420k142/1/040k1 - 11340k141/1/040k25k
Equestria Plays RoughDwarf1640k100/1/040k1 - 01580k112/1/010k25k
End'O'DaysNurgle1670k233/1/250k2 - 11610k100/1/060k31k
FroescheSlann1740k133/1/050k0 - 01730k122/0/160k32k
Bakars RaidersOrc1750k132/1/150k0 - 11770k142/1/060k35k
BattlePestNurgle1740k183/1/150k1 - 11680k143/0/080k35k
Killhem HalleChaos Chosen1730k113/0/060k0 - 51760k409/0/140k33k
Green Bhey Pestilence [B]Nurgle1730k180/4/160k1 - 11660k122/0/050k29k
'Roid Rage [B]abesChaos Chosen1780k113/0/030k0 - 32000k267/2/170k26k
Ziurkes valdoSkaven1340k245/0/030k3 - 01350k153/2/070k32k
Rotting RagsShambling Undead1750k100/0/140k1 - 11820k193/1/070k23k
Six [B]rainsUnderNecromantic Horror1780k184/3/020k2 - 11860k164/0/160k24k
Hardcore CRP ExploitersNurgle1840k112/1/020k0 - 01770k72/0/020k38k
Circo LatinoChaos Dwarf1870k122/0/070k1 - 21870k173/0/050k25k
Hammer and Sickle ReloadedDwarf1870k90/1/020k0 - 21950k245/1/080k29k
Haribo macht Hobbits frohHalfling1870k236/3/120k0 - 31750k224/0/070k27k
El SéquitoChaos Chosen1870k100/0/120k1 - 21730k277/2/040k30k
FHV RumpelkisteChaos Dwarf1450k112/1/030k0 - 21490k193/2/060k33k
Les Casqueux !!Dwarf1830k122/0/150k1 - 11800k132/2/060k29k
FayaBoomboom MachineChaos Renegade1720k112/1/010k0 - 21760k306/3/070k26k
Grab WächterTomb Kings1400k112/1/060k0 - 31780k265/1/060k29k
Free TibetChaos Dwarf1960k92/2/040k0 - 11410k143/1/140k30k
Azur ForeverHigh Elf1720k142/3/060k1 - 21620k151/0/060k24k
ChaosixxChaos Chosen1940k141/2/020k1 - 21990k234/0/130k24k
Tango et CashNecromantic Horror1870k163/1/040k1 - 21940k202/2/070k28k
Grab Her By The BanjoOrc1860k81/0/040k1 - 11880k173/1/060k29k
Happy Mummy DayTomb Kings1870k70/1/030k0 - 11850k183/3/070k29k
Ugliest TeamNurgle1800k131/1/050k1 - 01750k71/0/060k23k
GruemansHuman1960k100/0/140k1 - 21910k162/0/040k29k
Undo some wrongsDwarf2070k130/0/240k1 - 22090k215/0/070k25k
Skaveneros IISkaven2070k182/2/240k1 - 02120k60/0/050k27k
TimbuctooGoblin2080k253/3/270k2 - 12100k143/1/040k26k
Invincible SoldiersShambling Undead2090k140/2/160k1 - 22020k225/1/060k32k
no muerterosShambling Undead2010k51/1/030k0 - 12110k100/1/080k26k
Granith St. DietersburgDwarf1990k111/2/060k0 - 31990k265/0/150k30k
[BBT] DC's OgresOgre1930k102/1/050k1 - 01770k196/2/050k28k
MMA p4pNecromantic Horror1800k101/0/020k1 - 31750k242/3/160k30k
Isha's WillowsWood Elf1660k112/0/130k0 - 41660k274/0/070k26k
Crows Of Doom IIChaos Dwarf2020k50/0/030k0 - 22000k193/0/160k26k
Broken BallsChaos Chosen1970k151/2/060k1 - 22320k327/2/160k23k
Nuffle's BartendersDwarf1970k91/1/050k0 - 11890k141/0/260k24k