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Soylent Flings
Roster [L] Halfling

Origins:
From a hole in a tree we came, woddling clumsily down to the micky-d's. Eating many soylent fries, struggling to reach the shelf of cadaver-flings. Where the food that remains... is halflings from the past. No one has ever known flings were your food, until now...

Member of 3 Die Block Highlander League

Season One: 6-1-0
C Level Champions (1/8)

Season Two: 1-2-4
B Level 7th Place (7/8)
Season Two Year-end Tourney: 0-1
But Soylent Shemp inflicts 3 casualties.
Life is good

Season Three: 2-2-3
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Three Year-end Tourney: 0-1
Life is not good

Season Four: 1-2-3
B Level 6th Place (6/8)
Season Four Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Shemp was murdered by the fans and presumably made into a hungry man dinner.
Life is average

Season Five: 3-2-2
B Level 4th Place (4/8)
Season Five Year-end Tourney: 1-1
Life is average, but I will still kill myself just to be sure.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Milton Funkyknob
Treeman
2 7 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Grab, Guard, +ST, Multiple Block
   43 0 0 0 24 2 58/76 230k
(120+110)k
  
2
Borecki Stifflimb
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
The Soylent
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Soylent Mussolini
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Piling On, Mighty Blow, Jump Up
   15 0 2 0 9 2 34/51 110k
(30+80)k
  
5
Soylent Cayzailayden
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Soylent Yer Mom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Soylent Curly
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Piling On
 -av, m 22 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 60k
(0)k
  
8
Soylent Shanequa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Soylent Sol
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Soylent the Kid
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(0)k
  
12
Soylent Zsa Zsa
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Soylent Goat Herder Boy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Soylent Cher
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Soylent DePlaxico
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Beerox Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 770k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1070k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:47 (13/14/20) |TD Diff:-23 (43 - 66) |Cas Diff:-35 (74/34/10 - 102/36/15)
Last Opponent: Moldiest Oldies

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Blood, Fire and LoveNecromantic Horror750k80/0/020k1 - 11000k195/0/080k17k
Karnivale KurgansDark Elf760k121/1/040k1 - 11000k142/0/020k19k
Speed 'N Sour StompersOgre820k122/0/070k1 - 01000k92/0/040k19k
Copenhagen Kardiac KidsNurgle830k80/0/090k1 - 01010k71/1/030k20k
Sith SuckersVampire850k110/0/060k2 - 11280k120/1/030k24k
Time for go to bedGoblin870k122/0/050k1 - 01190k112/1/140k19k
Black Market MilitiaUnderworld Denizens880k192/1/080k2 - 01080k71/0/030k22k
Rottington, DeadskinsTomb Kings960k51/0/070k1 - 11440k101/0/030k24k
20 to Life Chain Gang PosseChaos Renegade920k151/2/070k2 - 11200k101/0/060k16k
Minnesota MisanthropesDark Elf960k112/1/070k0 - 21000k171/0/170k23k
Bony's BashersDwarf930k101/0/040k1 - 01150k113/0/060k19k
FroggerholicsSlann940k01/1/050k0 - 21450k141/0/060k23k
Fulchester United BBCHigh Elf930k101/0/060k1 - 11600k100/0/050k19k
Cold Blooded HuntersLizardmen970k71/0/040k0 - 41130k274/1/030k19k
Chaotic Neutral HaggisChaos Chosen960k51/0/030k0 - 01140k71/0/150k16k
Mega Awesome Super KommandosHuman970k111/1/140k0 - 31250k263/2/060k25k
Minnesota MisanthropesDark Elf870k174/1/060k1 - 31290k201/1/070k23k
FroggerholicsSlann1030k214/2/050k2 - 11710k142/0/030k27k
Cold Blooded HuntersLizardmen1070k101/0/030k1 - 11640k163/1/060k24k
Chaotic Neutral HaggisChaos Chosen1070k70/1/060k0 - 21320k173/0/060k21k
Sith SuckersVampire1060k101/0/040k1 - 01750k111/1/030k31k
Dead CrooningShambling Undead1020k122/1/030k1 - 11130k153/0/040k23k
Minnesota MisanthropesDark Elf1090k72/0/060k0 - 11600k151/0/140k24k
Mega Awesome Super KommandosHuman1070k114/1/040k0 - 21380k244/1/050k26k
Ironskin Eye GougersOrc1060k112/1/030k0 - 11760k182/3/040k26k
Marharganwood ThunderbirdsWood Elf980k155/0/070k2 - 11490k100/0/060k25k
Lucky DollarsLizardmen1130k100/1/090k1 - 11040k100/0/160k20k
Chaotic Neutral HaggisChaos Chosen1100k50/0/020k0 - 11660k142/1/060k28k
FroggerholicsSlann1030k163/2/060k0 - 31870k273/2/070k30k
Minnesota MisanthropesDark Elf1080k132/1/160k2 - 21760k152/0/040k23k
Durdfort DemonsUnderworld Denizens1140k132/2/160k0 - 21410k273/3/270k24k
Marharganwood ThunderbirdsWood Elf1040k194/0/180k2 - 01560k91/0/030k23k
Durdfort DemonsUnderworld Denizens1180k71/1/010k0 - 21380k172/1/050k32k
Durdfort DemonsUnderworld Denizens1080k143/1/010k1 - 21440k193/2/070k26k
Septar LurkersVampire1040k120/2/040k1 - 11030k111/0/030k22k
Chaotic Neutral HaggisChaos Chosen1130k80/0/040k1 - 11680k246/2/080k31k
Minnesota MisanthropesDark Elf1060k121/1/040k1 - 41700k262/1/070k32k
Moldiest OldiesShambling Undead1150k190/3/150k2 - 11880k162/0/220k30k
The Virus [3DB HL]Wood Elf1160k212/4/170k2 - 11030k224/0/040k26k
Hilander ElvesHigh Elf1220k130/1/060k2 - 31270k327/0/150k29k
Septar LurkersVampire1190k141/1/160k1 - 11200k121/1/030k27k
Moldiest OldiesShambling Undead1100k143/0/170k1 - 11880k184/0/140k34k
GFL Ionath KrakensChaos Renegade1080k154/0/160k0 - 31500k293/3/180k36k
Disco is DeadNecromantic Horror940k143/0/050k1 - 21930k211/3/060k36k
Septar LurkersVampire1050k121/0/170k1 - 21240k161/1/070k25k
GFL Ionath KrakensChaos Renegade1090k101/0/050k1 - 21490k244/1/170k27k
Moldiest OldiesShambling Undead1100k101/0/020k1 - 12010k212/2/250k35k