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From distant seas, on strange tides we flow, ready with jagged seeds to sew, ready with skills to make your heartbeat slow. Pretty soon you're gonna bow down low, down so low till ya nose touch ya toes, and then we're gonna throw the finishing blow, watch the blood flow down past ya feet 'n' it's time to admit that you're beaten, soon grass is all you'll be eatin'. Gonna find ya villages, rape n pillage em (you know know I'm diligent when killin' villagaz) We'll take ya sons and take ya daugters, beat em, mistreat, subject em to slaughter. We're gonna burn ya cities and grab ya loot, as soon as we're done administratin' the boot.

So let's get it started. I just can't wait to get ya head parted from ya shoulders, and leave ya...

...to moulder.

Past Seasons

Inaugural season went on in a mediocre fashion. In five games we went 3-2-0 with one forfeit for us and one without points (forgot to pm... this becomes a theme), both dropout forfeits. Some surprises; both ties were well within my grasp, and I just played terribly (including being tied 1-1 with chunky at half time with a full team facing 4 norse and ending up 3-3). Three rips this season, but none of them crucial. Very frustrating and as you'll see I end up playing 2-3 jmen for two more seasons, but none of the rips were ultimately harmful to us. Came in second to Nalavara (who's bull I rip'd last game of the season) and promoted to confs.


Finished with a very respectable 2/0/2 and 3 forfeits, which annoyed me a lot. Lost team development and all that. Nonetheless, a very hard fought conference. I came very close to tying or winning my game with the division champion erikekers, which would have ended in a promotion to prem. That would have been a disaster and I'm very lucky it didn't go down that way. No rips but a -ma on a rookie catcher, very annoying waste of 100k. Pegfist was a mean mother and got loads of td's and cas, eventually earning some kind of prestigious award.


Luckered Bugman and beat him on a bug
Stole a march on tribal, paid the price
it was my game to lose with greg n white
{RIP Pegfist}
Tried and failed to play Nal thrice
Was outclassed by the Boogaloo
but dice and balls pulled me through
I lured Bobs with sidestep surfs
Barely kept Irgy outta my turf.

The season ends, to prem I tread
to make a name for Pirates Dread.


Current Players
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16-30
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51-75
76-175
176+
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Frenzy, Diving Tackle, Guard
  28 9 9 0 4 5 69/ 200k
(110+90)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Tackle
-av 27 8 9 1 5 3 62/ 190k
(110+80)k
 
3
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
 
4
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle
  21 8 10 0 1 0 40/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Block, Dodge
  13 21 0 0 1 3 38/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
6
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(100+0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Kick, Wrestle, Dodge
  28 5 2 0 1 4 33/ 120k
(60+60)k
 
8
Catcher
7 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Mighty Blow, Block
-ma, m 8 1 6 0 2 0 23/ 150k
(0)k
 
9
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 4 7
Guard, Side Step
-ma, m 26 4 0 0 1 2 16/ 110k
(0)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7   9 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: oryx Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1530k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (14/8/7) |TD Diff:14 (62 - 48) |Cas Diff:-38 (30/10/5 - 52/20/11)
Last Opponent: Lords of Toruk

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
All BlocksHuman1000k181/0/030k2 - 21280k171/1/080k20k
Nightmare DrowDark Elf1050k300/0/170k5 - 21000k181/0/050k16k
By the HornsChaos Chosen1250k231/1/260k3 - 01310k110/0/250k19k
Black Mass ReverendsNurgle1200k100/0/050k1 - 11560k153/0/080k25k
Equal Heights CampaignersDwarf1210k250/1/050k4 - 1980k80/0/040k17k
Greased RatsSkaven1270k232/1/080k2 - 11210k140/0/220k25k
Lismore LingusNorse1390k243/1/040k3 - 31380k242/1/050k27k
Hashut's VassalsChaos Dwarf1440k191/1/160k2 - 11570k172/1/130k31k
Quod's GruntsOrc1480k110/0/020k1 - 22070k201/3/060k35k
My First League TeamChaos Renegade1290k170/0/160k3 - 11440k100/1/070k26k
Hashut's VassalsChaos Dwarf1570k152/0/040k2 - 11620k161/2/040k28k
Woodies Double IncElven Union1560k92/0/060k0 - 12120k191/1/170k32k
Mort VolenteChaos Chosen1530k190/0/070k4 - 12070k194/0/220k31k
Joking JestersChaos Dwarf1560k111/0/040k1 - 11520k193/1/060k31k
Vanisburgh VipersDark Elf1450k151/1/030k2 - 21700k200/1/170k23k
Elektric BoogalooSlann1420k210/0/070k4 - 22160k161/0/030k32k
SwitchbladesHigh Elf1510k241/1/070k3 - 11550k151/0/070k25k
Black SwansDark Elf1570k141/1/070k2 - 12000k184/0/150k39k
Black SwansDark Elf1520k151/0/060k1 - 51870k303/0/080k31k
BBQers Rise AgainNecromantic Horror1600k50/0/050k0 - 22070k132/1/050k38k
Slumbering SkinkLizardmen1730k212/0/050k3 - 11670k100/1/040k31k
Wonga Wonga WhalekillersNorse1710k112/0/060k0 - 22060k152/0/160k31k
Blackwater StingDark Elf1700k163/1/050k2 - 32290k191/1/020k36k
Large Head-on CollidersChaos Dwarf1710k141/0/070k2 - 11920k122/0/030k30k
Public Service AnnouncementChaos Chosen1780k131/0/030k1 - 21590k204/0/050k29k
We are NinjahHuman1580k231/0/020k3 - 31830k190/2/030k29k
Horrors Of SkyeNecromantic Horror1580k111/0/020k2 - 11710k234/2/050k28k
Joking JestersChaos Dwarf1530k141/0/020k2 - 21860k195/1/080k23k
Lords of TorukChaos Chosen1740k141/1/060k2 - 22090k194/0/050k32k