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10 Little Fingers go way back to the old 666 Days war against The Elven hordes. Tysken, a True Champion of Chaos was sent one a secret mission into the belly of the beast: The Elfen Stronghold of Elfanfarrheldelenndelim-legolim. Tysken and his fellow ten beastmen warriors fought their way into the fortress, only to discover that the whole mission was a trap! Early in the war, Tysken had encountered a small band of snotlings, and used them as snacks watching a soccer game between captive halflings and a drunk giant named Bert. Now the snotling community doesnt take lightly against such behaviour and pressed their King for action! Using his diplomatic contacts Snotling ruler Git the Third managed to fool his allied leaders into sending Tysken as their champion. After fighting their way into the inner sanctum of the elven city, the party was attacked by the elf forces...One by one, Tyskens brave beastmen was picked off by the cowardly snipers. With all hope left Tysken, now the only survivor managed to retreat into a small temple, and fled through a collapsible portal... As the attackers stretched their hands into the portal, it shut and Tysken found himself standing on an unknown grassfield with only a bunch of bloody fingers as his companions. He then used his magic powers to conjure one beastman from each finger. Unfortunately his place of arrival was badly chosen, it was the training ground for Bloodbowl team Why Snot, who immediately challenged him to a match! Thinking this was just another game of soccer, Tysken accepted. This could have been an easy start for the chaos dudes but one of Why Snots assistant coaches was Git the Thirds nephew Bugger who cleverly installed a giant magnet into the teams pump wagon. Tysken in his black full plate armor was chased by the thing for the whole match, until It caught him and crushed/cut him to pieces, much to the glee of the other snots. Chaos won in the end, but the team had to play four games until they were eleven again, now led by Tysken's successor Tysken 2. Today Ten Little Fingers are a great team in the true spirit of chaos, primitive and brutal. Currently only three players are left of the original eleven. Positive cas diff is expected within five to ten games. (if anyone suggests that this true story is a ripp-off from Golgatha Christie's bestseller "Ten Little Halflings" thats just a lie!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tysken 2 and his brave men finished 10th in season 1 of Destiny Bowl, but sadly it wasnt enough for playoffs. Tired of waiting for the next season, they now roam the land for more matches preparing for the next big tourny.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Why Snot	Snotling	1000k	18	1/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1030k	15	1/1/2	50k	75k
Los von Trient	Orc	950k	6	0/0/0	70k	0 - 4	1000k	25	1/2/0	70k	49k
Drakwald Pariahs	Necromantic	1040k	11	3/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1000k	22	2/2/0	100k	63k
Nehekharan Guardians	Khemri	1120k	5	0/0/0	90k	0 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/0	50k	62k
Order of Blood	Chaos Pact	1220k	11	1/1/0	60k	0 - 3	1230k	21	1/2/0	90k	75k
Dead Titans	Undead	1300k	9	0/0/0	90k	1 - 0	1120k	9	0/1/1	50k	71k
Nyarloteph's Neophite's	Chaos Dwarf	1330k	15	0/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1150k	14	0/2/1	110k	84k
Naggaroth Skirmishers	Dark Elf	1370k	11	3/0/0	80k	0 - 0	1530k	11	1/0/1	20k	72k
Euroleague 2004	Orc	1460k	8	0/0/1	40k	0 - 1	1110k	14	2/1/0	40k	53k
Blasphemy	Nurgle's Rotters	1450k	15	1/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1280k	10	0/0/1	40k	80k
Mean Kaneettiseura	Khemri	1520k	9	1/1/0	40k	0 - 1	1320k	14	3/0/0	60k	54k
War Horns	Chaos Pact	1590k	17	2/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1660k	9	0/2/0	30k	85k
Greenslay Pacters	Chaos Pact	1710k	17	1/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1620k	11	0/1/0	70k	80k
Soulforge Armoury	Chaos Dwarf	1780k	8	0/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1600k	17	2/1/0	60k	66k
Crimson Juicers	Vampire	1780k	20	0/1/1	40k	3 - 0	1490k	9	0/1/0	70k	59k
Warriors of the Past	Shambling Undead	1770k	14	1/1/1	10k	1 - 1	1640k	13	1/0/0	60k	56k
Corrupted Lords	Chaos Dwarf	1810k	12	0/2/0	30k	1 - 0	1760k	6	0/0/0	10k	59k
Santissimo Sacramento	Nurgle's Rotters	1870k	15	1/0/2	50k	1 - 1	1830k	10	1/0/0	80k	106k