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P [R] Goblin

Dhakke Delussionez iz teamz kaptajn. Wery klear afte 3 gamez from hem and 4 from teh teamz. (killed in his 65th game, the team´s 68th, first round of XFL goblins 2020 in an utterly incredible dicing, the saw didn't even bother to foul him, just stood next to him, pogoer had to do the dirty job) Yes, we hate you for this nuffle.
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A rookie goblin was close of doing a larson in our 4th game. Tried to score for 10 turns, the intercept, cas and pass was already cleared. On my own offence for these 10 turns with Phuty Phath Zykkopatz, but the leaping frogs had incredible dice and we just werent strong enough to face those dice. Very very very annoying. Lost the game with 0-3, all my effort went to the larson.

Oufkh´s daughter of animosity killed DocMaXX´s 308 spp vamp Jürgen on a blitz in our 6th game, with three assists. Apo kills as well! Regen works. Damn! ;-D She has also niggled a ratogre on a 3-dice blitz from the ratogre.

After loosing 0-5 (!) vs some pro elves... *sacrifices the whole population of a small off-road gobbo-village, believing that we have caused nuffle´s divine and sincere wrath* It was a true, slow nightmare.

Our dear bomber Maglubiyet killed El-baisir, a tombguardian with mb and jugger on a turn 1 bomb-toss in game 28! Woohooo!

Soundtrack of the team:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwiSqJIrso&t=676s
Thanks simpalak for the idea!

Conclusion after 40 games:
Most won in a row: 3...
Most lost in a row: 7......
I struggle to play them at tv 1700 where they usually are now. Too hard competition up here. Cant really afford to get bribes. I need to play them better. Some silly mistake from my side and its uphill the rest of the game. Regardless of the result, that is how it feels. Need to change that feeling...


PLACE - TOURNEYS
*Lost in the 1st turn of a TW-2000 minor. Totally awful game with 0 spps and blablablabla...*
*Lost in 2nd turn of XFL 2013*


Retired my +ag bomber Maglubiyet when she got her third skill. Cant afford to keep a niggled player with two "wasted" skills. Gobbos are way too hard for that. Very unusual for me to sack a player I really like. Played 41 of 42 games in total for the team. Buhu.. Instead I got my 2nd dp, now die!

And a very harsh retirement... but I really have to do it to stand a chance at higher tv...
Hashak, ag5 pogoer with block, tackle, sure feet and 116 spps in 42 games. Amazing. But the niggle and -av just aint working any longer.

Dhakke Delussionez
134 spp. Killed in his 65th game, the team´s 68th, first round of XFL goblins 2020 in an utterly incredible dicing, the saw didn't even bother to foul him, just stood next to him, pogoer had to do the dirty job) Yes, we hate you for this nuffle.


Get Leap on chainsaw.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Maglubiyet III
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Side Step
   13 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
2
Kikanuti Jr
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
4
Hashak Mihorjal Zentar
Doom Diver
7 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
Dodge, +MA, Catch
   14 0 1 0 0 6 33/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
5
Buzzhkan Weighterhelf VI
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step
   26 0 3 0 4 2 27/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
6
Oufkh Femahly Zhree
'Ooligan
6 2 4 7
Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, Side Step
 n 14 0 5 0 3 2 31/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
7
Nuubruukky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Waendhoum Nuoubh
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Wizzhkithikh the Wizer VI
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   25 1 1 0 3 2 20/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
10
Woopzigh Dogztyleh
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Block, Side Step
   69 0 1 0 4 5 36/51 120k
(40+80)k
  
11
Ghadz tze dinkher
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Goff "Threadspitter" Kah III
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   27 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
14
Meriadarzhk
Fanatic
3 7 2 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard
 -ag 61 0 0 0 8 4 36/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
15
Bargrivyek
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Strong Arm, Guard, Juggernaut, Break Tackle
   71 0 0 0 21 6 72/76 190k
(110+80)k
  
16
Khurgorbaeyag
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, +ST, Multiple Block, Block, Guard
   72 0 0 0 59 4 138/176 250k
(110+140)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1790k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:72 (31/12/29) |TD Diff:-5 (93 - 98) |Cas Diff:-30 (125/53/26 - 166/52/16)
Last Opponent: Alchemical United

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
BrokKen HeadZOrc1000k173/0/070k4 - 11000k90/0/040k22k
Da Fighting OrcishOrc1120k81/0/060k1 - 11190k152/1/060k18k
Thranduils Tree HuggersWood Elf1140k173/1/160k2 - 11170k153/0/050k26k
Kroakatoa InfernosSlann1220k101/1/050k0 - 31320k211/0/070k26k
Die MuppetsGoblin1260k192/2/090k2 - 01230k92/0/050k24k
Eat da BrownieVampire1330k171/1/180k2 - 01480k71/0/050k35k
Ain't got time to bleed!Elven Union1430k191/2/180k1 - 01460k50/0/030k26k
Lex UndeadShambling Undead1450k92/0/040k0 - 21370k202/2/060k33k
Nie dla dzieciOrc1370k100/0/150k1 - 21470k181/2/080k29k
Greenskin MercenariesOrc1420k192/2/160k2 - 01410k91/0/040k22k
Foglie di QuerciaWood Elf1510k131/0/050k2 - 21550k151/0/060k29k
SpaceJamOrc1520k131/2/050k2 - 01370k90/0/060k28k
RatbuddiesSkaven1550k164/1/060k1 - 01510k155/0/030k25k
Lapo Fan ClubElven Union1590k101/1/010k0 - 51390k282/0/070k37k
Skaven OutcastsSkaven1640k50/0/040k0 - 11670k121/0/080k37k
Ghetto PactChaos Renegade1450k183/1/140k3 - 01410k71/0/020k27k
Looney LoopsGoblin1600k102/0/050k1 - 21610k113/1/040k25k
So This is How The World EndsElven Union1520k143/0/030k1 - 21540k203/0/070k30k
TupolevSkaven1680k144/0/140k1 - 41590k242/1/060k28k
Whyte Sea Whyte SailHigh Elf1610k71/0/060k0 - 31630k223/0/030k25k
Sundays Well WailersHuman1640k93/1/050k0 - 21630k160/1/040k28k
Rowdy Rotty RatsSkaven1520k00/0/00k0 - 11660k181/1/060k26k
Big Babby BluesNecromantic Horror1610k51/0/050k0 - 21610k174/0/030k31k
Da Baddest BashersOgre1700k163/0/130k1 - 11850k284/5/170k33k
Dread Dark KillersDark Elf1400k101/1/020k1 - 31460k191/0/030k26k
DagnabbitChaos Chosen1670k90/1/070k1 - 11740k132/0/060k21k
NizeGuysDark Elf1680k81/0/030k1 - 11670k132/0/040k21k
Pharaons of SwingTomb Kings1710k151/1/060k2 - 11670k163/1/060k33k
Undead With ClawsNecromantic Horror1690k140/3/230k1 - 11610k151/2/040k25k
Tchernobyl's WarriorsNurgle1550k50/0/030k0 - 31400k193/2/080k25k
Buddha Fa Last ShotDark Elf1560k132/1/040k0 - 41700k385/2/040k34k
Radiating Rodents IISkaven1550k172/0/140k2 - 11590k110/1/050k33k
HatmenGoblin1730k194/0/060k2 - 01680k131/3/150k27k
Sinister RoutineDark Elf1740k163/0/060k1 - 01510k101/1/020k32k
Munster killersChaos Chosen1760k50/0/070k0 - 41400k273/2/040k23k
Foret NoirDark Elf1650k80/0/050k1 - 21630k181/1/060k22k
XFL CheatersGoblin1810k161/0/080k3 - 1940k162/2/110k26k
Grotty Little MercykillersGoblin1760k122/0/040k1 - 21410k192/2/070k32k
Grave's Dark ShadowsNecromantic Horror1610k80/0/040k1 - 11660k163/1/170k29k
Flying SammichesHalfling1710k122/0/060k1 - 21510k193/1/140k31k
New Ulricsburg DodgersSkaven1700k71/0/140k0 - 31640k241/1/130k28k
Tor Achare TarhealsHigh Elf1750k181/2/070k3 - 01640k90/0/120k23k
Particularly DeadShambling Undead1720k100/1/060k1 - 01670k132/0/110k20k
Le Malaise du MomentNurgle1770k101/0/060k1 - 31660k223/1/050k28k
I. Mirmidones .I Human1530k132/0/230k2 - 21540k234/0/160k29k
Glitza v2Underworld Denizens1740k163/1/030k1 - 11810k153/0/080k29k
Fighting Tu[R]kishGoblin1760k163/3/020k1 - 21480k257/1/170k30k
Ligres VerdesLizardmen1530k153/0/050k2 - 21580k193/1/040k33k
Wikked City Dark Elf1610k172/1/060k2 - 21600k162/0/030k31k
Renegades RoninsSkaven1640k222/2/170k3 - 01450k101/1/060k26k
Fallen SoldiersShambling Undead1640k121/1/160k1 - 11450k162/1/140k27k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1670k50/0/020k0 - 21410k131/0/060k35k
Stinky GitzGoblin1670k193/1/070k2 - 11370k144/0/020k33k
Sneaky PlansGoblin1630k213/2/140k2 - 01650k197/2/050k28k
mekytoonzGoblin1640k100/1/040k1 - 21720k224/0/170k34k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre1680k274/3/170k3 - 01770k50/0/030k22k
GreDarkSoulsTribDark Elf1740k193/0/360k2 - 11690k123/0/020k26k
Dirty Deeds Done DirtNurgle1860k121/1/060k1 - 01880k123/0/010k30k
Kentucky Fried FamilyHalfling1880k248/0/080k2 - 01540k133/1/020k35k
Pyromaniacs BochumChaos Renegade1830k203/2/080k3 - 02070k112/0/040k29k
Plague PioneerzNurgle1900k121/1/020k1 - 22000k192/1/160k36k
Brawlers of LustriaLizardmen1760k122/0/030k1 - 21800k255/2/060k39k
Chaotic CrazyGoblin1710k153/0/030k2 - 11280k123/0/030k30k
Pain in the BoxGoblin1970k120/1/150k1 - 01180k93/0/070k29k
Green DorfsGoblin2000k152/0/290k2 - 11150k81/0/040k31k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling2020k100/2/060k1 - 21500k256/1/040k38k
Mindless ButchersShambling Undead1880k80/0/080k1 - 01600k175/0/110k31k
Green LosersGoblin1960k92/0/040k0 - 21490k216/2/160k37k
Pastrami PosersHalfling1530k214/1/070k2 - 01370k50/0/030k34k
RevelleerzGoblin1800k141/4/060k1 - 01810k93/0/030k32k
BOX Goblin Supremacy!Goblin1850k124/0/020k1 - 41480k190/1/070k29k
Alchemical UnitedNecromantic Horror1760k160/1/260k2 - 01460k111/1/150k33k