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Dorfette: Hi, we're the Chainsmurfs!
Papa: And we're here to dorf you up!
Dorfette: What Papa means is that we're a kinder, gentler Dorfish team.
Papa: That's not what I meant, and you know it. Don't put words in me mouth, young dorfy!
Brainy: The Chainsmurfs were built on the zone-chain theories of Matt G. Slater and the Cult of Position, as an examination of the purposes and limits of Tackle Zones.
Grouchy: I hate Tackle Zones!
Jokey: Aaw, that's too bad, Grouchy. Here, I dorfed you up a present!
Grouchy: For me?
Jokey: Yep!

Jokey blocks Grouchy.
Block Roll: [POW/PUSH]
Block Result: [POW/PUSH]
Armor Roll: [6] [2]
Rolled total of 8
Grouchy has been saved by his armour

Jokey: Haaa-haaa!
Clumsy: Here, Grouchy, let me help you up!
Grouchy: NoooooOOOOO!

Clumsy fouls Grouchy.
Armor Roll: [6] [3]
Rolled total of 9+1 assist = 10.
The armour of Grouchy has been broken.
Injury Roll: [6] [4]
Rolled total of 10.
Grouchy has suffered a Casualty.
Casualty Roll: [2] [6]
Grouchy has been Badly Hurt.
Papa did not spot the foul.

Clumsy: Sorry, Grouchy.
Grouchy: I hate Badly Hurt!
Papa: Shut up, you're Cas. Why are you Cas? Lazy bum!
Hefty: We use our natural Dorfish strength to dorf our way into control of the game. We don't have to hurt you to control you.
Handy: I dorfed us a nice-lookin' playbook. Got Grab chains an' first turn crowd-dorfs an' all!
Harmony: And I wrote us a darn-doodley-dorfy fight song! Wanna hear it?
All: NO!
Dorfette: Not yet.
Papa: After I'm gone, maybe. But I don't get all this crazy Grab stuff. Surfing, sure. But what happened to good ol' Mighty Blow/Dorfing On?
Brainy: It's still out there, Papa. But if we want to dorf our mark on this world, it's not going to be the way everybody does it. So we all agreed we'd try a new game plan. This one has been dorferaging two surfs a game: let's dorf it.
Papa: I don't remember that.
Dorfette: Papa, do you remember what Chef dorfed for dinner last night?
Papa: Far as I know, we're just all Guarding up.
Brainy: Well, Papa, Guarding up is step one.
Papa: Step two is follow up, dorf another block, and POMB! Right?
Brainy: Well, no. We don't all have to do that.
Papa: Well, YOU don't. That's because you're the milkdorf's boy. But the rest of us can...
Handy: Guard, Dorf Firm, Mighty Dorf!
Harmony: Guard, Grab, Dorf Firm!
Hefty: Guard, Dorf Firm, Juggernaut!
Greedy: Guard, Grab, Side Step, Mighty Dorf, Dorfing On, Pro, Jump Up, Wrestle, Dirty Dorfer, Dorfy Git, Break Tackle, Accurate....
Papa: Pansies!
Grouchy: I hate Pansies!
Papa: Shut up, you're Cas.
Dreamy: So there you have it. One day, the Chainsmurfs will change the way people think about Blood Bowl!
Vanity: We're swell.
Handy: Just don't tell Papa!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard
  18 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard, Stand Firm
  18 0 1 0 7 0 17/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend
  19 1 4 0 2 0 17/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Fend, Mighty Blow
  19 2 3 0 5 2 31/ 140k
(80+60)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Guard, Block, Fend
m 19 2 8 0 0 3 41/ 150k
(0)k
 
6
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
11
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Grab, Stand Firm
  16 0 0 0 6 4 32/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
12
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  19 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
14
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Grab
  19 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(70+40)k
 
15
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
m 19 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(0)k
 
16
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: JackassRampant Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1400k (±460) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 560k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (9/7/3) |TD Diff:8 (19 - 11) |Cas Diff:23 (28/13/4 - 14/7/1)
Last Opponent: Terror Legion

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Lambert's LabourersDwarf1000k130/1/050k2 - 01020k71/0/070k16k
Dragonlore DisciplesHigh Elf1010k150/1/070k2 - 01060k50/0/050k17k
Heinrich Kemmler's MinionsShambling Undead1070k113/0/070k0 - 01040k92/1/070k25k
Baden FrogsSlann1080k213/2/050k2 - 11000k80/0/070k22k
Illegal AintreeChaos Dwarf1200k122/0/060k1 - 01340k50/0/050k28k
MinidudesDwarf1250k101/0/060k1 - 11190k80/0/070k27k
Stomp and ClapOrc1280k80/0/060k1 - 11370k142/0/050k29k
Centaur StageChaos Dwarf1360k211/3/150k2 - 11470k101/0/040k23k
Rot bless you !Nurgle1310k70/0/160k0 - 11350k100/1/070k32k
This Things I BelieveOgre1340k132/1/180k0 - 01530k71/0/040k24k
Les BabasChaos Renegade1440k151/2/080k1 - 01450k91/1/060k21k
You cant beat them, foul themOrc1340k122/0/080k1 - 11230k80/0/020k18k
Scarred not ScaredLizardmen1470k194/1/060k1 - 01470k50/0/020k31k
PusillanimiNecromantic Horror1500k153/0/130k1 - 11360k80/0/060k34k
Stunted ShortbeardsDwarf1530k141/1/050k1 - 01500k81/0/050k26k
Burthansboro BulldogsHuman1560k131/0/050k2 - 01480k60/0/060k23k
AlboreosWood Elf1610k92/0/050k0 - 11620k192/1/080k28k
NickellbacksNorse1560k142/1/050k1 - 11680k111/0/060k28k
Terror LegionChaos Chosen1600k50/0/060k0 - 22060k192/3/180k28k