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Dastardly Dorfs is a physical expression of the player's rejection of the stereotypical "cute little dwarf" image that a hieghtist society and league tend to label these genetically superior bloodbowlers. There are no bashful, sleepy or smiley dwarfs here and no player on this side would even consider the concept of ingratiating themselves to some human bimbo who squats in their home. The ridiculous wench would be quickly KO'd and sold off to the highest bidder. From the first game of their first season, the Dastards are enforcing this approach on and off the playing field. Little mention has yet been made of the outrageous profits the team is making, nor of the unrelated but mysterious disappearances of a number of opposing team members from the apothecaries rooms after matches. SWL - SEASON 4 - STARTED IN DIV 4 - Equal 3rd after a disastrous final match that saw the loss of a chance at second place, the first death in the team (the self-centred Egomaniac was not popular anyway) and the forced retirement of Blasphemous to take up a vocal coaching role. The team expects some fines from the league given his early comments from the dug out. SWL-SEASON 4- GENTLEMEN'S PICNIC - After a few games against lesser teams, the Dorf's went down fighting to Coach Ozjesting's BLACK CROWES in the fourth round. Despite forcing OT, too many injuries and too many beastmen ended the match. The lads are on a high however, as this is the best their Coach has ever done in the deadly Picnic! SEASON 5 - BOOK OF GRUDGES - After a shock loss 3-1 to team TENEBRAE, which included a possibly career ending CAS for Esoteric, the Dorfs have declared a GRUDGE against all elves. This public announcement was followed by a less public contract being placed on Coach Chrode, as it was thought that anyone that lucky did not need Knees. SEASON 5 - BOOK OF GRUDGES - After three disatrous games in a row versus lower ranked teams, almost half the team has developed niggling injuries. As it appears that Blasphemous' comments from the dugout have offended Nuffle, and the majority of the other Gods, he has been ritually slaughtered by his irate team mates. After the ceremony, the team confirmed the rumor that all Undead Teams are permanently recorded in the Book of Grudges. Team Captain Dastardly explained it this way "We don't take losses personally, this is business. Our business suffers, therefore the opposing team, its coaches, cheerleaders, fans, their relatives and pets, all suffer. Nothing personal." SEASON 6: For killing Blitzers Perverse (a Superstar) and Slimey (a Veteran), in the one game, Coach Elan and the lads have declared a GRUDGE against Coach Toonie and any team he fields. TEAM RETIRES GRACELESSLY : Game 2 Season 6 - as expected the number of niggling injuries prevented a comeback from this mightiest of teams, with the game held up for 4 turns when the faithful fans realised just how bad the injury toll was. Within minutes of the opening drive, tthe lads walked off the pitch in disgust, preferring to retire after seeing Dastardly fouled and Seriously Injured by disrespectful Undead scum when they did not have enough Dorfs to assist him. Slimey of course took the walk-off badly, quitting the team in disgust ... but he was always a biy icky. Coach Elan said few words, other than "See you in Tahiti" and "I'll be back!"

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Screaming Scrunchies	Amazon	1000k	22	3/0/1	80k	3 - 0	1040k	6	0/0/0	60k	73k
Karawatha	Lizardmen	1070k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	960k	7	0/2/0	50k	68k
Hengs of Nature	Wood Elf	1160k	17	1/1/1	80k	2 - 1	1200k	12	1/0/0	40k	60k
Ghostly Storm	Elf	1280k	15	1/0/1	40k	1 - 2	1340k	15	1/0/0	50k	60k
Skonoth's Royal Guard	High Elf	1350k	18	1/0/0	100k	2 - 0	1480k	0	0/0/0	0k	58k
Tricksy Hobbitz	Goblin	1500k	23	4/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1450k	8	0/0/0	30k	69k
Have at Ye	Nurgle's Rotters	1550k	14	2/0/1	10k	1 - 1	1530k	8	0/1/0	60k	41k
Famous Femmes	Amazon	1600k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1700k	14	1/1/0	60k	85k
Death Resurrected	Undead	1630k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1000k	12	1/1/0	30k	48k
Saurus Stampede	Lizardmen	1640k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1930k	8	1/0/0	10k	57k
Rodentvision	Skaven	1730k	25	1/4/0	50k	3 - 2	1660k	11	0/0/0	20k	65k
Calen Caretakers	Wood Elf	1840k	19	0/2/2	50k	2 - 2	1480k	12	0/0/0	80k	74k
Fyord Frollikars	Norse	1920k	18	2/1/2	60k	1 - 2	1860k	16	2/0/0	30k	80k
adMinisters of Funk	Tomb Kings	1940k	16	3/1/1	120k	1 - 0	1920k	2	1/0/0	0k	90k
Blackfist's Bloodrunes	Orc	1980k	10	2/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1490k	17	1/1/2	80k	71k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	1900k	24	5/0/0	40k	3 - 0	1500k	5	0/0/0	90k	99k
Tricksy Hobbitz	Goblin	1880k	43	2/6/2	30k	5 - 0	1460k	5	0/0/0	60k	74k
Green Warriors	Goblin	2010k	19	3/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1680k	8	1/1/0	50k	118k
Black Crowes	Chaos	2100k	16	0/3/0	10k	1 - 2	2070k	21	4/1/0	40k	72k
I-House	Human	2160k	16	2/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1980k	10	1/0/0	80k	124k
Gumbeast United	Tomb Kings	2240k	23	3/3/0	40k	2 - 0	2010k	7	1/1/0	10k	89k
Adelaide Anvils	Dwarf	2330k	16	1/0/1	70k	2 - 1	2220k	11	0/0/1	70k	104k
Tenebrae	Dark Elf	2360k	16	2/1/0	20k	1 - 3	1620k	20	1/1/0	60k	89k
Smack Down	Khemri	2420k	12	1/0/0	20k	1 - 3	1850k	29	2/3/2	90k	124k
Blackfist's Bloodrunes	Orc	2350k	7	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1930k	19	0/1/0	70k	85k
Angry Asgardians	Norse	2380k	17	2/1/0	30k	2 - 0	1620k	12	0/1/2	40k	119k
Wicker Men	Undead	1990k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1620k	12	0/2/0	80k	97k