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Sometimes Kaos incursionz just don't go right. I mean, what with all the planning, packing, training... It's not easy moving millions of orcs, goblins, ogres, trolls etc across a continent to bring death and destruction to all in their path. You should try it! Sheesh! Anyway, the wonn undred n 9 t f regiment was ready. So ready in fact, they left for battle early. And turned up at the walls of Kislev vastly outnumbered by a load of Yoomans an Nelves in poncy shiny armour. The Wonn undred n 9 t f was well up for it though. Till that poncy wizard in his purple robes wiggled his fingers and shouted a lot. Then everything went dark. And sleepy.

The Wonn undred n 9 t f woke up all together in a large dungeon. No problemz. Most of them grew up in a dungeon. Then the wizard in purple came to see them. "You have a choice, foul beasts. Die in roasting hellfire by my spellcraft, or die on the Bloodbowl field playing for my new team. It's a hobby of mine you see."

Most of the smart Wonn Undred n 9 t f chose the death by burning. Some even enjoyed it, for a while. The stupid wonns, those that were left, were taken to nuther place and trained.

"Pick the ball up. Run to the other end of the field. When you get to the edge of the grass, stop. If someone on the other side, No, the OTHER side... <sigh> If someone NOT with green skin and purple shirt comes near you, kill them. If they have a black and white shirt, kill them too, but make sure no one sees you killing them. If you are too lazy to run with the ball, throw it to someone on your team. Yes, like that. Wait, thats not a ball... MEDIC!"

And so it came to pass that Kislev had it's own Bloodbowl team. They were rough, untried, unskilled and most likely hopeless, but everyone likes an underdog.... Even if the dog smells, has fleas, burps, farts, eats it's own bogies, scratches it's ass and sniffs it's fingers, goes to the toilet when.....


You get the idea.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
5 3 3 9   8 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block
  8 0 0 0 7 0 14/ 150k
(130)k
 
3
Lineman
5 3 3 9   8 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 50k
(50)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
5
Lineman
5 3 3 9   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Sure Hands
  8 3 3 0 2 2 26/ 120k
(105)k
 
7
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Tackle
  8 1 3 0 1 1 17/ 90k
(95)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block, Sure Hands
n 8 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 90k
(79)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
  8 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 80k
(80)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9 n 7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(42)k
 
12
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
13
Lineman
5 3 3 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
14
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow
  4 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 100k
(80)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:8 (2/3/3) |TD Diff:1 (10 - 9) |Cas Diff:15 (8/8/5 - 4/1/1)
Last Opponent: Fighting Furballs

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Ratogre RampageSkaven1000k162/1/020k3 - 11050k100/1/030k15k
Cruel ClawsSkaven1060k160/2/140k1 - 11000k101/0/020k37k
Kingston DeepsmokersHigh Elf1130k130/1/160k1 - 21000k130/0/040k37k
Golden TeamHuman1220k152/1/130k1 - 11280k132/0/060k59k
Classy BroadsAmazon1280k101/0/140k0 - 21310k110/0/070k53k
Drösdäle DeceasedUndead1340k131/1/060k1 - 11370k121/0/120k52k
Black Crag SlaughterOrc1380k170/1/080k3 - 01110k70/0/050k50k
Fighting FurballsSkaven1510k132/1/120k0 - 11400k100/0/030k52k