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NBFL Snotty Stain
Roster [L] Ogre



NOTE: Opponent please choose to KICK first, so Gobbos have chance for T16 score if/when all skills are done - thx!

  1. Also, currently, new teams will get 900+k in Inducements - I strongly recommend 2 Wandering Apo's against the chance of Thrown Rocks*, plus 3-4 RR's, plus 5 cards from the Magic Items deck - anything else is mostly useless.

    (* 8 Kickoffs/game is nothing unusual)

    If you have cash left over, there is 1 Card in the Magic Item deck that could help, esp for a low(er) Ag player**, or you could just take a 'Babe against a KO from a Thrown Rock.

    (** "Gloves of Holding" = Sure Hands + Catch for entire Game.

    Also, "Rabbit's Foot" lasts all game and could help if you run out of RR's (and is played at the start of any Turn), so is not completely worthless. Note that "Lucky Charm" is useless, as Thrown Rocks make no Armour Roll.)

    Lastly, if you have some truly valuable +stat player(s) that you just do not want to risk to a Thrown Rock, you could hire Mercenaries (or a cheap Star player) to help keep them off the field, or add some ballhandling or no-spp passing. Adding the Kick skill to a Merc would be helpful too, but only if you want. Merc's are like Stars - they cannot be hired after a game, and so will steal any SPP they gain.

    The only Star that might be useful would be a +Ag and/or Sure Hands type, who can allow a lower-agility player to move toward the goal and then Hand Off to him, to keep the ball moving in the right direction.


This is a "builder" team, designed to provide guaranteed spp while building league teams in obviously "fixed" League games (originally for the NBFL*). This is legal on FUMBBL ONLY in the [L]eague Division, and only if that team is not being groomed for an open Tourney.

(* The NBFL is a competitive, high-TV, 14-games/regular season league** with 32 teams total, no place for a virgin team, and St 1, AV 5 Stunties present easy opportunities for 3d blocks and multiple casualties. 50+ spp in a game is not unusual (esp v. Ag 4 teams!). Watch a game for a laugh.)

(** but the commissioner "is a dick", as he himself publicly posts so proudly and often.)

  1. "Stunty"
    1. o Inj Roll 7 = KO, 9 = BH.
      o Ignore TZ's to Dodge, -1 to Pass
      1. (Stunties w/ "Secret Weapons" do not ignore TZ's!)

    "Titchy" - +1 to Dodge, no -1 TZ penalty v. others' Dodge.




Oppo should KICK first, so gobbos have chance for T16 score if/when all skills are done.

Inducements:
  1. o (100) 50/ Bloodweiser Babes (2 max for 2+ roll)
    o (200) 100/ Wandering Apo's (2 max)
    o (200) 100/RR (2 max)
    o 50/ Mercenary snotlings, if team < 16 players
    o 60 - Bomber Dribblesnot 6 2 3 7 Dodge, Stunty, Bomber, etc. - 17th player IF players are MNG. If so, use last and/or buy BRIBES to keep him in game (Secret Weapon).
    o 130 - Nobbla Blackwart 6 2 3 7 Stunty, Block, Dodge, Chainsaw, Secret Weapon (no roll, see above)




For the rare player that gets spp's, hopefully only by mvp...

  1. Default: Dodge, Side Step
    o Agil = Jump Up, then Sure Feet, then Sprint
    (No: Catch, Diving Catch, Diving Tackle, Leap, Sneaky Git)
    o Dbls = 1 Kick; Wrestle - to protect other team if they fail block. Frenzy (for extra push!), Grab; 1-2 KO Return, (Sure Hands?), Pro?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Wandering Apo's Brother
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Grab
   31 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
2
Sniff
Gnoblar
6 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, +MA
   46 6 0 0 0 3 21/31 70k
(20+50)k
  
3
Snort
Gnoblar
5 1 4 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+AG, Sure Feet, Diving Catch, Catch
   44 12 8 0 0 3 51/76 120k
(20+100)k
  
4
Splort
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Catch
 -av 42 1 0 0 0 3 16/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
5
Whiff ii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch
   36 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
6
Wandering Apo's Assistant
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
7
Drippy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 3
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Jump Up, Diving Catch
 -av, -av 43 1 0 0 0 5 26/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
8
With the Band
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
   30 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
9
Snuffle ii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch, Kick-Off Return, Diving Catch
   36 1 7 0 0 3 37/51 90k
(20+70)k
  
10
Wipey
Gnoblar
4 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -ma 43 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Lugey iii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Kick
   36 3 0 0 0 3 18/31 70k
(20+50)k
  
12
Wandering Apo's Other Brother
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   31 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
13
Phlegmy
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Catch
   45 0 2 0 0 4 26/31 60k
(20+40)k
  
14
Mucus
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Jump Up, Sure Feet, Diving Catch
   45 1 1 0 0 6 34/51 80k
(20+60)k
  
15
Slimey ii
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Kick
   34 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(20+30)k
  
16
Smear
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Catch
 n, -av 44 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Smeat Re-Rolls (140k): 8  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1760k / 2000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 720k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2000k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (2/1/43) |TD Diff:-184 (23 - 207) |Cas Diff:-82 (0/0/0 - 56/20/6)
Last Opponent: Jungleball Throwdown

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Sandcinnati BengalsTomb Kings860k50/0/040k0 - 41620k337/1/030k19k
Sandcinnati BengalsTomb Kings840k130/0/050k2 - 21720k232/2/160k13k
Asur of UlthuanHigh Elf840k50/0/050k0 - 61000k457/2/050k17k
Arizona UndercardsUnderworld Denizens820k50/0/040k0 - 6990k518/3/240k19k
Femver Blonde CoAmazon760k50/0/050k0 - 32030k241/2/070k27k
Ban Francisco Footy FightersOrc820k50/0/030k0 - 41000k345/3/070k15k
Miami KrakensChaos Renegade820k50/0/050k0 - 61720k4910/1/190k18k
Miami KrakensChaos Renegade860k150/0/010k2 - 31840k295/2/060k35k
Dorfinapolis DrunkardsDwarf880k50/0/020k0 - 71760k5811/4/250k21k
Tor Elyr HurricanesElven Union760k50/0/040k0 - 41000k170/0/050k17k
Massif Orcal Mo'rodazOrc880k50/0/030k0 - 41000k170/0/070k13k
Gotland GorersChaos Chosen880k60/0/010k0 - 4990k170/0/070k16k
Morts-vivants de MousillonShambling Undead880k50/0/020k0 - 41000k170/0/040k12k
Lagoon of TearsSkaven880k90/0/060k1 - 41000k170/0/060k12k
Marienburg MagpiesChaos Renegade880k60/0/030k0 - 4980k170/0/070k11k
Lustrian Land-HoppersSlann1140k90/0/060k1 - 41000k170/0/040k18k
Der Green Tide Yoof SekshunGoblin1320k80/0/070k1 - 4990k170/0/070k15k
Apuccini AvalanchesOrc1340k80/0/060k1 - 4990k170/0/050k13k
Castle DrachenfelsNecromantic Horror1340k80/0/060k1 - 41000k170/0/060k11k
Gallerschlosse MossmenVampire1340k80/0/020k1 - 41000k170/0/050k16k
Raiderz Of Mizty MountainOrc1340k60/0/050k0 - 4990k170/0/080k23k
Ookland RaidersSimyin1360k80/0/060k1 - 6990k230/0/070k16k
Ookland RaidersSimyin1380k110/0/040k1 - 21060k110/0/020k13k
Ookland RaidersSimyin1420k90/0/010k1 - 21090k110/0/030k17k
Orangutan RagnoffsSimyin1610k80/0/030k1 - 41050k180/0/050k13k
Orangutan RagnoffsSimyin1610k80/0/030k1 - 61150k240/0/060k12k
Damn Dirty A.P.E KillersChaos Chosen1610k60/0/050k0 - 71000k260/0/020k12k
T.A.S.T.E SquadLizardmen1630k50/0/010k0 - 4980k170/0/080k17k
Damn Dirty A.P.E KillersChaos Chosen1650k70/0/060k0 - 61220k230/0/050k18k
Infinite Monkey TheoremSimyin1670k140/0/060k1 - 01340k50/0/030k22k
T.A.S.T.E SquadLizardmen1710k90/0/030k1 - 31370k150/0/080k12k
Orangutan RagnoffsSimyin1840k80/0/040k1 - 41400k170/0/040k21k
Experimental POWetsOgre1840k60/0/030k0 - 61250k250/0/090k21k
Boyz from the ZooSimyin1840k50/0/040k0 - 11450k90/0/040k15k
Western Oblast Raiders EmskHuman1860k80/0/030k1 - 41000k170/0/070k15k
Black Water BullfrogsSlann1860k50/0/030k0 - 4980k170/0/020k17k
Jungleball ThrowdownSimyin1860k60/0/050k0 - 81000k290/0/020k16k
Jungleball ThrowdownSimyin1860k60/0/010k0 - 51100k210/0/060k19k
Jungleball ThrowdownSimyin1860k80/0/020k1 - 51150k250/0/060k28k
Pillar Mountain ClanSkaven1860k60/0/060k0 - 61000k230/0/080k23k
Pillar Mountain ClanSkaven1880k50/0/020k0 - 91080k320/0/080k25k
Pillar Mountain ClanSkaven1880k60/0/020k0 - 81190k310/0/070k23k
Pillar Mountain ClanSkaven1880k70/0/060k0 - 61320k230/0/060k31k
Pillar Mountain ClanSkaven1920k80/0/040k1 - 51380k250/0/040k31k
Pillar Mountain ClanSkaven1950k100/0/050k1 - 01460k00/0/00k30k
Jungleball ThrowdownSimyin1980k90/0/050k1 - 71230k290/0/030k28k