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Team colors: Brown, Yellow, Black The Orcish town of Venomfullharm on East Lark Island, is known for two things: It's all orc orchestra, and that fact it has been known for said orchestra to chase off people laying siege by trying to tune to A on the oboe. In order to better fund the only all-orc orchestra and pay for all of the chewed violas and snotling/tuba accidents, they have decided to form the MonOrcs extra from their members who would like to do something more orcish than compose symphonies in-between composing symphonies. While a winning record has so far eluded them, these raging composers have left enough opponents decomposing to satisfy their bloodthirsty fans, or as MonOrcs Extra season ticket holder Rhadu Bloodsword was quoted to have said, "'ey it's better than listening to their bloody music!" oh, and also: A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural. Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest - and closes the bar. More to come. %%%%%% So far, very few people have gotten the pun, and more have gotten confused. "Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra." Yeah, reached a bit too far on that one.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
BMS Goats	Dwarf	1000k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1080k	5	0/0/0	40k	19k
Mr. Dancy's fancy prancers	Wood Elf	1060k	15	2/0/1	20k	1 - 2	980k	13	0/0/0	70k	16k
Laughing in the Face of Death	Necromantic Horror	1080k	14	1/1/1	80k	1 - 1	980k	11	0/1/0	50k	22k
Wagh!!!!!!!!!!	Orc	1190k	14	3/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1200k	8	0/0/0	50k	23k
Trans-Attack	Vampire	1290k	12	1/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1300k	16	0/0/0	70k	17k
Laughing in the Face of Death	Necromantic Horror	1320k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1250k	19	1/1/0	70k	24k
Nordic Devil Dogs	Norse	1270k	9	1/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1240k	12	0/0/0	30k	22k
Mexican Devil Dogs	Wood Elf	1370k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1340k	21	1/0/0	60k	29k
Ziurkes valdo	Skaven	1250k	11	1/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1220k	16	1/1/0	60k	23k
Skeletons Rule	Tomb Kings	1290k	21	2/1/2	50k	2 - 0	1130k	5	0/0/0	60k	24k
Infected Inferior Infants	Nurgle	1440k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1460k	22	1/1/0	60k	23k
Face Off	Human	1210k	24	2/2/0	30k	3 - 0	1210k	6	0/0/0	20k	25k
Nightfall Warriors	Dark Elf	1510k	9	2/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1470k	15	0/0/0	70k	24k
Flying fumbles	Chaos Dwarf	1520k	12	2/0/1	30k	0 - 1	1550k	11	1/0/0	70k	21k
Human Cheaters	Human	1520k	16	2/0/0	20k	2 - 1	1500k	8	0/0/0	60k	23k
D S	Tomb Kings	1570k	7	1/0/0	70k	0 - 0	1540k	5	0/0/0	60k	27k
Sir Humphrey	Lizardmen	1580k	10	0/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1560k	16	2/1/1	50k	28k
Sonz of the Sunz	Orc	1470k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1410k	12	1/0/0	80k	23k
Dunn Gawn Ang Dunnit	Tomb Kings	1630k	10	1/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1730k	10	1/0/0	30k	24k
FayaBoomboom Machine	Chaos Renegade	1630k	7	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1690k	25	5/2/0	70k	27k
Enanitos Chungos	Chaos Dwarf	1500k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1540k	17	2/1/0	80k	37k
Pecora_Cultist	Amazon	1700k	5	0/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1700k	14	2/1/0	80k	30k
Khorned Raidsquad	Chaos Dwarf	1650k	12	1/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1590k	14	3/0/0	40k	29k
Dem Bone	Tomb Kings	1720k	15	0/2/0	70k	2 - 1	1740k	10	1/0/0	20k	18k
Herlev Heresy	Chaos Chosen	1660k	13	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1650k	15	2/0/0	40k	26k
Rivertown Renegades	Human	1780k	14	1/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1780k	11	1/0/0	80k	30k
Old Dirty Orcs	Orc	1830k	12	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1970k	16	2/0/0	40k	23k
Run-Amuck	Chaos Chosen	1850k	7	0/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1960k	16	3/1/0	80k	25k
WMD's in The Box	Chaos Chosen	1780k	14	3/0/0	50k	1 - 2	2020k	21	4/0/1	50k	24k
Genetic Derivation	Nurgle	1850k	7	0/0/1	20k	0 - 3	2210k	26	4/2/0	80k	26k
Eternal Champions of Death	Shambling Undead	1640k	11	0/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1670k	8	1/0/0	80k	31k
Sons of Brutus	Human	1900k	11	1/2/0	20k	0 - 1	1830k	16	5/0/0	60k	26k
Puget Sound Pounders BBL	Dwarf	1920k	8	0/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1910k	20	3/1/0	50k	28k
Blackbox Khemri	Tomb Kings	1800k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	2070k	19	2/1/1	60k	31k
Embrace Anger	Dark Elf	1910k	14	1/2/0	50k	0 - 3	2130k	20	1/0/0	70k	26k
Magnus Von Magnussonn's Party	Norse	1910k	8	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1100k	18	4/1/0	30k	16k