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Laughing Sickness
Roster [S] Nurglings

{rattle rattle . . . shuffle. . .rattle}

heee heee heee

Okay, Okay, I'll read it, I'll read it . . .

The transition from a normal, fully living person to a servant of Nurgle and his blessed disease can be a scary one. But humor is the best medicine, even for the incurable. So there's nothing scary or diabolical about the crew known as Laughing Sickness. They simply use humor as a way to ease Nurgle's newest converts towards their future as. . .

{SLAM. . .BANG . . .bang bang bang . . .tap. . .tap. . .CRUNCH!!!!!}

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH. . .

{squeak squeak}

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

. . . Don't you want to come play with us? We have such things to show you, SUCH SHINY TOYS . . .

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

. . . Come play with us. We'Re Going To Laugh A Lot . . . hee hee hee hee hee . . .

Mr. Nurgle says that if you're good, you can play with us forever. . . .FOREVER!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Don'T You Want to Come Play WIth Us?

we'LL havE sucH fuN togetheR

We HaVe SuCh FuN PlAyInG WiTh OuR NeW fRiEnDs .. . DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE OuR FrIeNd?

YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!

Ring around the daisies
Pocket full of bladesies
Ashes ashes
You all fall down . . . .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wE'RE wAITING. . .

Team Colors: Whatever they want.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chuckles
Nurgling
5 2 1 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Disturbing Presence, Diving Tackle
 n, -ag 34 0 0 0 4 4 28/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
3
Bottle Finger
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Claw, Diving Tackle
   38 0 0 0 8 2 26/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
4
Rellik
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Di Laffing
Plaguebearer
5 2 2 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   14 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 120k
(90+30)k
  
6
Drips
Plaguebearer
5 2 2 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
Gurgles
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
Prehensile Tail, Diving Tackle
   26 0 0 0 6 3 27/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
8
Foo Foo
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Multiple Block, Grab, Stand Firm
 -ag, n, m 37 0 0 0 27 2 64/76 240k
(0)k
  
10
Metzger
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Mr. Tickles
Putrifier
5 2 2 7
Big Hand, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Sure Hands
Horns, Foul Appearance
   22 2 2 0 1 3 25/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
12
Shrieks
Beast
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Multiple Block, Grab
 -ag 22 0 0 0 11 4 42/51 210k
(120+90)k
  
13
Nick O'Teen
Putrifier
5 2 2 7
Big Hand, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Sure Hands
Foul Appearance
   7 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
14
Willy the Menace
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Tepes
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Gil O'Teen
Nurgling
5 2 2 7
Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pentalarc Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:38 (2/5/31) |TD Diff:-50 (13 - 63) |Cas Diff:-68 (69/25/7 - 102/42/25)
Last Opponent: Bu Bu Kitty Blockers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Finstercoven KoalasGnome970k101/0/160k0 - 21010k130/1/070k19k
Forest of FoolsAlbion Fae940k50/0/010k0 - 1970k121/1/060k20k
WaldspinnenForest Goblin990k142/2/060k0 - 11100k122/0/280k19k
Littlest DemonsChaos Halfling930k92/0/020k0 - 31050k204/2/060k21k
Valar Morghulis Valar DohaerysEshin Adepts960k174/0/040k1 - 11010k90/1/160k14k
Viva Bertaga IIIGnoblar970k132/2/060k0 - 1980k110/1/030k19k
WCB ChancesPygmy1090k50/0/020k0 - 21090k193/1/050k21k
Silk WeaversForest Goblin1040k141/2/070k1 - 1940k142/0/180k17k
[S.P.L.A.T.] MushroomsForest Goblin1150k91/1/020k0 - 31210k202/2/350k21k
Clawlashing BloodvexersStrigoyan1100k71/0/010k0 - 21110k151/0/170k22k
Flincolnshire ChaosChaos Halfling1190k113/0/010k0 - 21330k245/1/160k28k
Guild of the ShadowEshin Adepts1090k151/1/130k1 - 31000k212/0/170k16k
Flincolnshire ChaosChaos Halfling1260k154/1/040k0 - 21260k198/0/020k26k
Two Quarters GivenChaos Halfling1220k173/1/060k1 - 21150k173/3/060k16k
Bailaavat PygmitPygmy1380k71/0/010k0 - 11500k162/1/180k28k
D. AbuseGoblin Cheaters1180k203/2/160k1 - 01220k51/2/020k24k
I don't know how to name thisSkink1390k121/0/150k1 - 31490k182/0/060k27k
Little Weird CircusGnome1390k122/1/040k0 - 11400k120/2/090k24k
Bouncing Balls of HateSquig Herders1280k71/0/040k0 - 31360k244/1/040k22k
Von MisesEshin Adepts1500k71/0/020k0 - 21240k111/0/060k22k
Kamikaze KhorneChaos Halfling1500k163/1/010k1 - 21240k235/0/170k26k
Night Goblins AttackGoblin Cheaters1540k120/2/050k1 - 21660k151/1/030k23k
Puddles Of BloodChaos Halfling1460k134/0/060k0 - 11480k285/3/260k30k
taratachinSquig Herders1340k132/2/040k0 - 21480k243/2/280k32k
Reform AbuseEshin Adepts1360k81/0/040k0 - 31530k171/1/060k19k
WCB CheatersChaos Halfling1350k142/1/040k1 - 21740k296/2/150k24k
ManchesterLizzardSkink1550k238/1/030k0 - 11570k80/1/070k22k
Krusty KrittersGoblin1570k153/2/050k0 - 31400k182/0/150k26k
Greenfield RumblersPro Halflings1590k121/1/060k1 - 11600k215/1/060k29k
Smells from the Deep!Nurglings1620k71/0/040k0 - 11750k183/1/160k26k
Greenfield RumblersPro Halflings1530k92/0/020k0 - 21730k211/1/280k35k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1500k122/0/050k1 - 11550k81/0/020k21k
HospitalStrigoyan1550k112/1/050k0 - 11580k286/3/130k28k
Horrbile PUNishersGoblin Cheaters1290k130/0/150k2 - 11510k143/1/120k21k
__PunkSnotsDead__Snotling1380k101/0/170k0 - 11490k122/0/060k27k
Perry Chiquer's Lunch ClubPro Halflings1560k50/0/020k0 - 11300k266/3/020k20k
TreehouseHorrors of Tzeentch1350k71/0/050k0 - 01690k154/1/050k21k
Bu Bu Kitty BlockersSquig Herders1570k142/1/120k0 - 21350k235/2/240k28k