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Once upon a time, the city council of Cowburgh (gaelic: "goblin town", pronounced "coob'ra") decided to drum up tourism by starting a blood bowl league. The goblins smashed and killed each other with abandon, having little regard for the actual rules of the sport. The league started up an "all-star" team to send off to tournaments against the rest of the world. Some wag of a scout for the NWFL on a whisky tour during his holiday thought it would be hilarious to see the goblins play against "real teams." The city council commissioned a commemorative whisky in honor of the team, bringing together the finest whisky minds in Cowburgh to make a very special beverage. The casks will be opened when the Distillers win the NWFL Championship. Here's hoping that whisky ages well! After posting a .500 record in their first training camp and pre-season (1-4-1), the Distillers management decided that it was time to upgrade the team from a Goblin team to a Troll team. Ripper Bolgrot is on a game-to-game contract to help out the front line. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Piling On |
  | 20 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 10/16 | 130k
(110+20)k |
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2 |
Troll
|
4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Block |
  | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17/31 | 160k
(110+50)k |
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3 |
Fanatic
|
3 | 7 | 3 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty |
  | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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4 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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5 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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6 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player |
  | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/16 | 70k
(40+30)k |
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7 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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8 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step, Diving Tackle |
  | 18 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/31 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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9 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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10 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
-av, m | 20 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 14/16 | 60k
(0)k |
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11 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Side Step |
  | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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12 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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13 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 |
Pogoer
|
7 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs |
  | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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16 |
Goblin
|
6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
  | 9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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14 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 20 (4/7/9) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (20 - 29) | | | Cas Diff: | -43 (16/8/2 - 41/24/4) |
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Last Opponent: Vancouver Rot-Nucks |
For | Against | ||||||||||
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
Texas Bone Rangers | Tomb Kings | 990k | 10 | 0/1/0 | 90k | 1 - 1 | 990k | 16 | 4/1/0 | 60k | 14k |
Chikilgo Blitz | Chaos Renegade | 1040k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 1000k | 15 | 1/2/0 | 40k | 15k |
Lemmingville Warriors | Norse | 1030k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1110k | 16 | 2/1/1 | 40k | 16k |
Joplin Disasters | Chaos Renegade | 1080k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1680k | 21 | 4/2/1 | 80k | 25k |
Newburgh Sickly Cretins | Orc | 1060k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 940k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 20k | 11k |
Evergreen Huggerz! | Wood Elf | 1190k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1280k | 17 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 22k |
Green Back Smackers | Orc | 1130k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1650k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 80k | 32k |
Winchester Wicked Wrongdoers | Chaos Dwarf | 1130k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1520k | 17 | 1/3/0 | 50k | 29k |
Detroit Delvers | Dwarf | 1180k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1830k | 21 | 4/2/0 | 50k | 20k |
Slann Frogcisco 49ers | Slann | 1000k | 8 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1470k | 18 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 29k |
Har Ganeth Korsairs | Dark Elf | 1180k | 13 | 3/1/0 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1690k | 16 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 28k |
Alethkar Shard Warriors | Necromantic Horror | 1270k | 11 | 1/1/1 | 10k | 0 - 2 | 2020k | 24 | 4/3/0 | 60k | 24k |
Essen Exsanguinators | Vampire | 1170k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 4 | 1610k | 25 | 1/2/0 | 30k | 27k |
Slann Frogcisco 49ers | Slann | 1150k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1380k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 19k |
Argentinian Caudillos | Elven Union | 1290k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 4 | 1780k | 27 | 3/1/0 | 50k | 31k |
Detroit Delvers | Dwarf | 1250k | 7 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 0 | 1870k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 26k |
Nocturne Falls Honey Badgers | Shambling Undead | 1400k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1640k | 23 | 3/3/0 | 50k | 33k |
Essen Exsanguinators | Vampire | 1280k | 16 | 2/2/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1820k | 19 | 3/1/0 | 80k | 23k |
Newburgh Sickly Cretins | Orc | 1360k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1530k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 20k |
Vancouver Rot-Nucks | Nurgle | 1410k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1500k | 11 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 25k |