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Team Creation Concentrated Evil Essense team was created when the most evil characters in all books, films and TV series decided it was far from enough of getting beaten by those booooring people known as the good ones, or heroes or whatever other equally overvalued word was used for them. So they all decided to unite, once in a lifetime, to beat every body else's asses. As they all, with no exception, consider themselves all times best bad, it is more than probable that leadership problems will rise soon. Up to now, we must say Darth Vader has been able to keep all the other doing BAD jobs together by using his Force powers to frighten even his partners when they feel like they can think more on themselves than on the group. Maybe this leadership for Darth Vader has something to do with him being able to keep all his team mates inside a force field while he explained them what he wanted them to do and what would happen if they did not do so... As they fear nothing, Top Baddies have decided to join the fumbbl Blackbox as it is said that there is no harder bloodbowl enviroment anywhere. And, as everybody knows, bloodbowl is the hardest battlefield one can find. The Team Darth Vader Norman Bates Sauron Nicholson Joker Le Chuck William Hamleigh Malak T 1000 Cersei Lannister Hans Gruber Bishop Waleran Bavmorda Team Development and Results Things did not start well for this group of evil guys. The opening match filled all of them with even more hatred they already had inside: high elves! But a mistake was made in the beginning of it and instead of getting a td, they got one of them RIP. Things went a little bit better on second half as 1 td was scored and they got a tie. 2nd match was simply a total disaster: scheduled versus chaos 140 up. And real problem was not them having lots of killing skills or whatever (our favourite evil guys are afraid of NOTHING), but simplY an INCREDIBLE foolness to handle the ball. The row of ones was so big that it seemed a path to follow. Result: an epic loss. The real outcome of the match was a healthy and unholy reverential fear towards Nuffle would crystallize from that match on in the form of sacrifices to HIM. In this point, as professional chroniclers, we must explain that Darth Vadar had a bit dicussion with Sauron, as the latter wanted to sacrifice the whole village or city in the Old World they were nearest to... DV thought it was an "unnecessary and unwanted atention attraction", so they would only sacrifice the living being they would see at the dusk before the match... Try not to be there, guys! 3rd match was versus norses. Not very developed team, but with some MB and a pair or tackling guys, so hard to cope with at that moment. And worst and best of all: coached by BillBrasky, an absolutelly solid coach. 1st half was just more of the same pie: unable to handle the ball and norses score in turn 8. On second half, things go better and some norses get koed and the team can score (of course, none of his team mates tried to enjoy with Sauron or whatever, as partnership is nothing to these guys). Late in the drive, norses injury a lot of our favourite baddies but nothing serious. A hard won tie. 4th battle was exactly that, as our hard beaten guys got to fight some chaos. After a looooong match where Azrael and Sephirot, a blitzer just recruited and a 2 matches old lineman got killed, the team got a new defeat. DV was out of him, and the rest of the team did not even want to be near him... not to talk about apologizing. On 5th match, team get scheduled versus dwarves. A bitter pill, but although things did not go what you would call "well", the team was able to get the first victory which, probably, meant life (instead of a painful death bya suffocation) for someone in the team. 6th match was, in theory, an easy one: slann with no much dodge and so on. But dicing was in the air (for darkies) and got lots of injuries and made it impossible for our anti-heroes to handle the ball. The awful cas record of the team and the incredible dicing row impossible to deny made DV think the Force (or, in this plane, Nuffle), was against the team. But Nuffle is an evil god, so why would He be against the MOST EVIL characters one could find???? DV and Sauron had no idea, but they tried one possible solution: the pre-match sacrifice would be, from that moment on, be a public one, shown here... The sacrifices Before 7th match Before 8th match Before 9th match Before 10th match Before 11th match Before 12th match Before 13th match Before 14th match Before 15th match Before 16th match Before 17th match

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Majestic Eagles of Alfheim	High Elf	980k	9	0/0/0	80k	1 - 1	930k	11	0/0/1	70k	16k
Goat Cheese	Chaos Chosen	1040k	7	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1180k	12	0/0/0	80k	20k
Boxing Fabio Flintstones	Norse	1060k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1070k	16	4/0/0	60k	19k
Valhalla - Delivarence	Chaos Chosen	1120k	8	1/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1220k	18	2/0/2	40k	28k
Nains Fusions	Dwarf	1110k	13	1/1/0	70k	1 - 0	1140k	7	0/0/1	40k	26k
3 slanns, this is sparta	Slann	1220k	10	0/0/0	20k	1 - 3	1320k	16	0/1/0	20k	18k
Khorned RNG	Dark Elf	1240k	14	2/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1190k	13	0/1/0	30k	20k
Altdorf Loosers	Human	1270k	14	1/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1360k	11	0/0/0	80k	24k
Snake Eyes Magnets	Wood Elf	1300k	15	3/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1470k	12	0/0/0	80k	29k
Vivi o Morti	Shambling Undead	1320k	27	2/2/0	80k	3 - 0	1300k	2	1/0/0	0k	20k
High Helf Crash Test 2	High Elf	1500k	13	1/0/0	20k	2 - 3	1430k	24	3/0/0	70k	27k
Bowl and violence	Orc	1520k	14	0/0/0	20k	2 - 0	1550k	12	1/2/0	20k	23k
Oberhasli	Chaos Chosen	1460k	17	0/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1530k	12	1/1/0	50k	36k
BB - Mad Miners	Dwarf	1460k	10	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1510k	15	0/1/1	80k	31k
Celebs from the Grave	Necromantic Horror	1530k	15	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1610k	13	1/1/0	30k	28k
Einschikker	Shambling Undead	1600k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1460k	10	0/1/0	40k	30k
Northern corruption	Chaos Chosen	1700k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1600k	13	0/2/0	60k	23k