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Located in Mootland's capital, Eicheschatten, Mootland University is the pre-eminent (i.e. only) institution of higher learning within the Grand County of Mootland, commonly referred to as The Moot. Every University looks forward to playing the Cockerels, given that the team has never won a game. However, the team boasts the highest matchday attendance averages of all the CBBA teams due to the amazing game day ritual in which the University puts on a huge feast for all the fans to enjoy before their team gets smashed. MOOTLAND FIGHTING COCKERELS Stadium: The Great Mootland Cookpit Capacity: 124,001 Surface: Clover Colours: Mootnight Black, Chedder Yellow, Spilt Blood Red & Grass Stain Green Nickname(s): "The Big M"; "The Black Cocks" Motto: "Live a Little" Coach: Karnov Master Chef: Koko De Spice Offensive Co-ordinator: Spiffy Bangbagel Defensive Co-ordinator: Rocky Velveteen Motivational Icon: Walpo Waxwind PLAYERS ALLOWED 12 Halflings OTHER ROSTER RULES Maximum Roster Size – 12 Players Maximum Re Rolls – 2 The team must start with a fan factor of 7 or higher. ===================================================== THE GREEN DEAN'S PRESEASON PREVIEW Hello students and sports fans! Welcome back to a brand new season of Big M football!!! There's been a lot of changes over the offseason - let me fill you in: * The University board (chaired by yours truly) has decided to change our institution's name to better reflect our county-wide relevance. No longer shall we be known as "Eicheschatten University"; now all schooled Mootlanders stand united under the banner of "Mootland University", and our team is now known as the "Mootland Fighting Cockerels" (also to be affectionately known as "The Big M".) Celebrate the change! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * As tradition goes, Eicheschatten University didn't have much! That, too, is going to change... Commencing this season the Mootland Fighting Cockerels have a number of individual performance-based awards that players can strive for: - LITTLE BIG MAN: Most Valuable Player - GIANT SLAYER: Most Casualties caused - GRAVE JIGGER: Most Deaths delivered - SILVER SPARROW: Most TD's Scored - JOLLY JOKER: Most injuries received (that failed to cause death/retirement) There is also an incentive program that awards, as determined by the coaching panel, a GOLDEN EGG decal for any outstanding play or display of courage and/or foolhardiness that a player performs during the course of a game. This decal is to be worn with pride anywhere upon the player's armour that he deems fit. This, in turn, allows our fans to see, by way of the golden eggs, who are the game changers and difference makers for the Big M. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Finally, while the University and coaching panel acknowledge that the C.B.B.A is but a slick sideshow to the S.W.L's chaotic carnival, we cannot let our player's forget that Death does not discriminate - us Mootlanders are probed by his bony finger more often than not. Coach Karnov does not want his players to fear death - he want's them to embrace it! So, for the opening game of every season, the Mootland Fighting Cockerels will forgoe the use of an apothecary. Coach Karnov hopes that this will set the season off on the right foot, and that his players will learn to "live a little". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *** OPENING ROUND MENU *** While our opening round opponent has yet to be decided, you'll be happy to hear that Master Chef extraordinaire Koko De Spice's menu has been finalised! Lick your lips in anticipation: Entree - Roast Boar Rolls with Horny Sauce Main - Spicy Whale Stew Dessert - De Spice's Famous Apple Crumble Rumble ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That's all for now, students and sports fans. Thanks for your ongoing support! I look forward to seeing all of you at the Cookpit come Monday night. GO BIG M!!! - The Green Dean - ===================================================== SEASON #1 AWARDS LITTLE BIG MAN (Most Valuable Player): Fox Newpelt GIANT SLAYER (most Casualties caused): Four-way tie: Fox Newpelt (1) Pop "The Cleaver" Boreefer (1) Dim Dashfar (1) Todee Blissnoogle (1) GRAVE JIGGER (most Deaths delivered): NA SILVER SPARROW Most TD's Scored: Fox Newpelt (2) JOLLY JOKER Most injuries received (that failed to cause death/retirement): Three way tie: Todee Blissnoogle (Groin Strain + Broken Neck) Jacknife Sawyer (Broken Jaw x 2) Modin Wildrain (Broken Jaw + Fractured Arm) Special mention was made of Fox Newpelt’s selection as a starting lineman on the CBBA All Star Team.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
U.O.C. Pride	High Elf	610k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	770k	18	3/2/0	40k	30k
Urslo University Bears	Norse	630k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	720k	24	3/1/1	20k	24k
RSU Scorpions	Human	640k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 3	870k	22	3/0/0	50k	31k
Tor Ẳnroc Unicorns	High Elf	670k	14	0/1/0	40k	2 - 2	800k	20	3/1/0	70k	19k
Wolfenburg Bulls	Human	610k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 4	990k	27	4/1/0	40k	25k
Averheim University Stallions	Human	660k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 3	1000k	25	3/2/0	50k	21k
Wolfenburg Bulls	Human	600k	5	0/1/0	30k	0 - 4	1130k	37	6/2/0	50k	25k
Tor Ẳnroc Unicorns	High Elf	660k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 5	970k	37	5/1/0	40k	23k
Nuln City Gunners	Human	580k	7	0/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1080k	21	5/0/0	80k	27k
MCC Harlequins	Elven Union	730k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1110k	24	4/0/1	70k	17k
Erengrad Yetees	Norse	710k	13	3/0/0	20k	0 - 3	910k	25	2/1/0	50k	28k
Averheim University Stallions	Human	730k	7	0/1/0	50k	0 - 5	1220k	37	4/3/1	30k	33k