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Team Fluff:
This team sets out to shop everything and everyone to death! We will consume everything - including you!


There are two problems in my life. The political ones are insoluble and the economic ones are incomprehensible.
Alec Douglas-Home, former Prime Minister of Great Britain


The customers had a tendency to stop shopping when the baskets became too full or too heavy.
Sylvan N. Goldman, (On why he designed the first grocery carts in the 1930s.) NY Times, 27 Nov 84


I coughed a cough into the air, germs fell to earth, i know not where.
For who has eyes so keen and bright, that they can see where microbes alight?
I sneezed a sneeze into the air, the virus flew most everywhere. For who has
hands so quick to lug his hanky out and top his mug? Not long afterward on a
bed, i found a neighbour almost dead. For he that day was standing by and
now has flu - the same as i.




Conference Division:
Won 5/2/1 - drafted + 4 customers ploughed under and raised as new zombie shoppers!

Most Team Cas', Most TD's, Mummy Dynamo Meatclobber single player most Cas' and most valuable player - killed him on a gfi btw!

Flawless first OBBA season for the team and coach - happy shopping! Minor drawback: the teams weight still lingers low and it is not well developed, this has been the case for all the Conference Teams this season though. Seems like one of the feared OBBA friendlies seems unavoidable in hope to catch up a bit with those bigger consumers/fishes in the second league!

>>OBBA Friendly taken: Mummy Dynamo Jr. consumed, Wight Cassidy McChuckle consumed, Zombie Paris Killton gone NSA - niggled in shopping action - match lost!!!
(yes, thats three friendly explanation marks!)


Second League:
running, wight still missing, Paris still niggled from the OBBA friendly - Mummy Dynamo Meatclobber V2 constructed!
RD1 - forfeited as a draw, as both coaches lacked the wits to arrange the match.
RD2 - forfeited in our favour as the opponents necros are on summer vacation.
RD3 - very solid and complete defeat!
RD4 - well deserved defeat! A very strong opponent. Though the endzones still should have taken the match with the clearly better dices they got they still failed completely. Playing as if drunk or in holiday mode lately. Might mean they actually need one urgently.
RD5 - forfeit as a draw.
RD6 - coming up, unavoidable. My oh my.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
  3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 120k
(120+0)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Break Tackle
  12 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 160k
(120+40)k
 
3
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
4
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
  11 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
5
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
6
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle
  12 2 0 0 0 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  12 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Ghoul Runner
7 4 3 7
Dodge
+ST
  4 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 120k
(70+50)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  12 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 1 8
Regeneration
-ag 10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  8 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
13 players  
Coach: albinv Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1290k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:12 (5/2/5) |TD Diff:2 (13 - 11) |Cas Diff:5 (13/10/5 - 8/9/6)
Last Opponent: Evercold

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Swampdoria FCUnderworld Denizens1000k253/3/160k2 - 01010k70/1/060k15k
Chaos Saint-Germain F.CChaos Chosen1090k131/0/140k1 - 01030k100/2/030k18k
Daggerinhand Redbeards Dwarf1130k143/0/060k1 - 01050k121/0/260k15k
EvercoldNorse1200k141/1/180k1 - 11120k110/1/020k25k
Wenger's Got WoodWood Elf1270k163/1/050k1 - 11180k100/0/030k18k
Damageminster HarriersChaos Chosen1120k110/1/060k2 - 01180k70/1/050k21k
R.C. Delfortivo de La CoruñaHigh Elf1220k90/0/070k1 - 01330k81/0/030k18k
Stanforc BrigadeOrc1290k100/0/150k1 - 21290k140/0/160k20k
Accrington Stanley OriginalsTomb Kings1270k100/1/050k1 - 21390k211/2/250k33k
Daggerinhand Redbeards Dwarf1210k90/1/150k0 - 11350k182/2/170k28k
Damageminster HarriersChaos Chosen1110k111/1/020k1 - 21560k141/0/060k20k
EvercoldNorse1250k121/1/060k1 - 21390k172/0/040k27k