"The pleasures of Slaanesh are manifold, and the most exquisite are those that law would supress. The Grand Theologian of the Empire has listed seven hundred perversions - then let my aim be to experience them all."
Hakkalazhar, Flesh-Prince of Kalkotta

Some people seem to think we are a Nurgle team - Such misguided souls should open their senses to the truth, for we are servants of Slaanesh. If your players find they cannot bring themselves to block us, it is because of our serene and unearthly beauty. If you find you cannot concentrate on your passing game it is no doubt because of the heady scent of our perfume. If our servants seem to crumble under your blows it is because their fragile bodies have already tasted torments and pleasures unheard of by most mortals. And if your fallen players take up arms against you, then know it is Slaanesh's will that possesses them, for are not all our bodies simply vessels for his pleasure?

History
This team was created to count down to my 700th Ranked game (hence the name). They recently played the 800th too.

The team had a party of unfathomable depravity early in 2037 that cost the team nine hundred and twenty thousand gold crowns in execution and subsequent legal and clean up fees. Kalkotta declared it the team's finest hour.

Tournaments
We lost in FUMBBL Minors 1600 TW- II 2 to the eventual champions.

We lost in OT in FUMBBL SMACK Sched Vet CLXVII to the eventual champions.

We lost in OT in FUMBBL Minors 1900TW I-1, but incredibly our conquerors didn't win this one.

We lost in OT in FUMBBL SMACK Brawl XXV to the eventual champions.

We lost in the final of FUMBBL Minors 1900TW V-1.

We crashed out of Warpstone Open X in the first match with two RIPs to boot.