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El(e)venses
Retired [L] High Elf

Who's got two thumbs and likes a mid-morning break?

This guy! As in me. I was pointing my thumbs at myself... better as a visual gag.

I'll stick the kettle on then shall I?

AUDI BOWL HISTORY







































Season Division Final standing
Season I Panzer Survival
Season II Panzer Play offs
Season III Panzer Relegation
Season IV Chuckle Champs Automatic promotion
Season V Panzer Relegation
Season VI Chuckle Champs Winners
Season VII Panzer Survived on a technicality
Season VIII Panzer 3rd
Season IX Panzer Ongoing
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
'Rocky' Robin
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle
 -ma, m 14 1 2 0 6 1 24/ 150k
(0)k
  
2
Drifter
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle
   19 0 3 0 6 1 26/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
The Viscount
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Guard, Dodge, Block, +MA
   45 13 0 0 4 6 51/ 190k
(90+100)k
  
4
Timothy Tam
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Dodge, Kick
   27 16 0 0 1 2 28/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
John Bakewell
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge, Block
   14 5 4 0 1 0 19/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
6
Eccles II
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge
   4 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Jaffa
Catcher
8 3 4 6
Catch
Dodge, Block, Side Step, Jump Up
 -av 48 7 17 0 6 1 75/ 170k
(90+80)k
  
10
Orri O
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
   24 1 1 0 7 2 28/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
11
Stephen Toast
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   21 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Short Brett
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Wrestle
   53 2 1 0 3 3 26/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
13
Leia Cake
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   21 0 2 0 1 4 28/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
14
Victor the Sponge
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge, +ST
   50 2 1 0 9 7 58/ 190k
(70+120)k
  
15
Mr Nice
Lineman
6 3 4 8   19 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: thebeanbag Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1810k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 540k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:53 (19/12/22) |TD Diff:10 (66 - 56) |Cas Diff:-33 (44/15/14 - 57/34/15)
Last Opponent: Assassins Under Drug Influence

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Spazzout SpiderRiders Goblin990k180/1/050k3 - 0810k71/0/060k17k
Hill Valley LightningNecromantic Horror1100k140/1/150k1 - 21020k163/0/060k11k
It's Just a Jump to the CleftNecromantic Horror1100k151/1/050k2 - 1980k122/0/070k9k
Geek CliqueChaos Dwarf1220k110/0/040k1 - 11170k120/1/160k19k
MatricideNurgle1190k81/0/070k0 - 11190k141/1/150k27k
Hi, Elf!High Elf1170k110/0/060k2 - 01260k60/0/050k21k
Jason and the OrconaughtsOrc1360k130/1/060k2 - 11190k120/1/160k26k
More Horse Then BullChaos Dwarf1250k101/0/040k0 - 31270k201/2/070k26k
Hill Valley LightningNecromantic Horror1320k140/1/060k2 - 21270k131/0/030k26k
Clique and DestroyHigh Elf1430k110/0/070k1 - 21380k191/1/060k22k
More Horse Then BullChaos Dwarf1390k100/0/070k1 - 11400k120/2/080k29k
Hi, Elf!High Elf1400k80/0/030k0 - 21320k192/0/150k24k
Jason and the OrconaughtsOrc1330k121/0/050k1 - 21400k192/2/080k25k
MatricideNurgle1390k81/1/040k0 - 11510k121/1/040k29k
Geek CliqueChaos Dwarf1360k80/0/040k0 - 21730k253/2/280k25k
Stakes and The CrossNecromantic Horror1370k60/0/060k0 - 11420k101/0/030k24k
Clique and DestroyHigh Elf1540k161/1/140k1 - 21610k141/0/060k21k
It's Just a Jump to the CleftNecromantic Horror1590k140/0/160k2 - 01360k112/1/040k20k
More Horse Then BullChaos Dwarf1450k161/0/070k2 - 01600k91/1/020k24k
Spazzout SpiderRiders Goblin1530k283/2/060k3 - 01300k50/0/030k24k
Barneys RebelsChaos Dwarf1680k151/0/080k2 - 0850k71/2/050k15k
Mjölnir MaulersNorse1590k90/0/020k1 - 21290k193/0/150k22k
Hill Valley LightningNecromantic Horror1750k102/0/050k0 - 11590k100/1/060k26k
Mjölnir MaulersNorse1620k151/0/180k2 - 01460k60/0/040k25k
Clique and DestroyHigh Elf1780k111/0/060k1 - 11580k141/1/070k30k
Quirky BirdsChaos Dwarf1740k110/0/080k2 - 21700k202/1/160k29k
Jason and the OrconaughtsOrc1700k60/0/060k0 - 11540k163/0/160k25k
Stakes and The CrossNecromantic Horror1740k111/0/020k1 - 21780k193/0/160k34k
Orgrimmar OnslaughtOrc1760k100/0/030k1 - 21550k141/0/070k26k
[Audi] 'Lexy FussballHuman1560k221/1/180k3 - 0960k60/0/040k20k
Emissions' Test EngineersShambling Undead1650k140/0/180k2 - 01060k80/0/150k21k
Team GCRUnderworld Denizens1680k293/0/280k3 - 2890k110/0/030k25k
Jason and the OrconaughtsOrc1710k81/0/060k0 - 11720k121/1/030k33k
Spazzout SpiderRiders Goblin1600k346/2/160k3 - 11420k100/1/060k32k
Audi CitadelsHigh Elf1670k211/0/070k4 - 01200k90/0/030k26k
My First Naf GamesLizardmen1640k90/0/060k1 - 01280k90/2/030k32k
Clique and DestroyHigh Elf1730k121/0/140k1 - 01710k50/0/040k30k
MatricideNurgle1890k91/1/040k0 - 01980k132/1/160k34k
Jason and the OrconaughtsOrc1740k70/0/050k0 - 11920k183/1/150k39k
Stakes and The CrossNecromantic Horror1740k90/0/070k1 - 12020k131/1/080k30k
C-Bags DysfunctionalChaos Renegade1730k110/0/150k1 - 01810k81/0/060k27k
Emissions' Test EngineersShambling Undead1870k101/0/030k1 - 11380k122/0/050k25k
NAF Big GuysOgre1860k143/0/060k1 - 01320k71/2/050k29k
Emissions' Test EngineersShambling Undead1530k151/0/180k2 - 01490k71/0/040k30k
MatricideNurgle1970k100/0/030k1 - 12060k122/0/020k29k
Hoped girlfriendsAmazon1980k110/0/140k1 - 21410k153/0/070k28k
Audi CitadelsHigh Elf1980k143/0/060k1 - 11410k130/1/020k24k
C-Bags DysfunctionalChaos Renegade1890k150/1/080k2 - 21970k130/1/050k32k
Quaddro OrcsOrc1930k140/0/040k2 - 21400k222/1/140k24k
MatricideNurgle1830k172/0/120k1 - 21950k140/0/140k30k
Emissions' Test EngineersShambling Undead1940k132/0/050k1 - 21650k110/0/070k24k
C-Bags DysfunctionalChaos Renegade1950k112/1/050k0 - 11660k100/1/040k30k
Assassins Under Drug InfluenceDark Elf1750k60/0/060k0 - 11530k121/1/080k31k